Monday 16th April
Alexa stifled a yawn as she peered out of the window, resting her head against the cool glass and watching the lights flash by.
The WWE had hired a few buses to ferry all the superstars and backstage crew around while they did their tour of the United Kingdom. They had done a week-long day stint in Europe where they had shows in Russia, Poland and Germany before they had landed in England on Sunday morning, ready for their that evening in Nottingham.
She had wrestled her first matches since coming back while on the tour, she couldn't have been happier to be back in action. Both matches had been against Beth and since the two women had worked together countless times, she immediately felt at ease getting back in the ring with her. She had been told that they were saving her televised return until the Extreme Rule pay-per-view at the end of the month, which gave her some time to get used to being back in the ring.
Jon was flying over to the UK that day to carry on touring with the main roster. It had been well over a week since she had seen him, and she was surprised to discover just how much she was missing him. But, knowing she would see him in just a few hours, put her in a good mood despite her tiredness.
It was a little after midnight and they were en route to their hotel in London, where they would all try to catch a few hours sleep before Raw that night. She lifted her head from the glass and let out a quiet groan as she rolled her aching shoulders. Leaning back into the uncomfortable seat, she let her eyes wander over around the bus, finding most people asleep. She was about to try to get some sleep herself when her ears caught whispered voices behind her.
''Suck my dick, Mizanin.''
The man replied with a snort. ''I think that's physically impossible, Barb.''
''Unless you've got something you want to tell us.'' Came the voice of Matt Cardona.
Eve piped up. ''A clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus. Before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… It is kind of politically correct…''
''That's also why guys have nipples.''
The four in the back almost jumped out of their skin when Alexa's head suddenly appeared over the top of the seat in front of them. ''Actually, female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.''
They all gaped at her as she quickly leaned over and grabbed the unopened bag of Skittles that were in Mike's lap. Ignoring his cry of outrage, she shot them a grin before dropping back into her seat.
A few minutes later, she abruptly stopped chewing when she felt something hit the back of her head. She reached behind her and pulled the object out of her hair, frowning when she found a gummy bear.
She spun around in her seat and narrowed her eyes. "Mizanin, you know this means war right?''
He didn't get the chance to respond as she threw the candy back at him, hitting him square in the forehead. Matt, Barbie and Eve laughed at the surprised look on the man's face and before they knew it, almost everyone else had joined in and were throwing different kinds of candy at each other. Chris had moved to sit beside her so they could join forces and Alexa could have sworn she even saw Phil get in on the action a few times.
Eventually, everyone calmed down and Glenn 'Kane' Jacobs rose from his seat, feeling like he ought to reprimand them since he was the most senior member of the locker room on board. It was half-hearted at best and he eventually gave up when he realized that nobody was taking him seriously.
As he turned to head back to his seat, Alexa shot Chris a mischievous grin as she slowly picked a Skittle out of the depleted bag in her lap.
His eyes widened when he realized what she was planning to do and shook his head warningly, hissing; ''Don't...''
She just smirked before launching the candy at the man.
The bus fell silent as it hit the back of his head before landing on the floor with a thunk. Glenn slowly turned around, eyeing them all suspiciously.
Alexa schooled her face into a nonchalant expression as his gaze landed on her and Chris. The blonde shifted nervously beside her, finally cracking under the scrutiny and pointing towards her. ''It was Lex!"
She glowered at him. ''Smooth.''
He just shrugged, shooting her an apologetic look before she turned to face Glenn. Just as he opened his mouth, he was hit again in the same place, this time by someone else.
Alexa guffawed at the expression on his face and glanced over at the culprit. ''Nice shot, Fruity Pebbles!"
''Great match, Kev.''
''Thanks.''
Alexa smiled as Kevin Kiley. Jr, better known as Alex Riley, walked past her. She had just watched the dark match between him and Jon and was not patiently waiting for her boyfriend to make his way through the curtain. A few moments later, her eyes landed on a familiar figure and her smile widened. Pushing herself off the wall she had been leaning against, her legs set off in a jog towards the man.
Jon looked up just in time to see her come flying towards him, his arms opening to catch her against his chest. Her arms wrapped around his neck as his tightened around her waist, spinning her around.
''I kind of missed you.'' Her voice was muffled against his neck.
He smiled, setting her down on the floor but keeping his arms around her. He glanced around to see if anybody was watching before bending down, stealing a quick kiss from her lips.
''I kind of missed you too.''
''Yeah?''
''Yeah.'' He smirked. ''Well, parts of you, anyway.''
RAW
''Monday Night Raw is across the pond tonight!" Michael announced over the roar of the crowd. ''We are at the O2 Arena in London, England! This place is rocking! I'm Michael Cole. Hall of Famer, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is with me at ringside.''
''I sure am, and-''
Sierra's music hit, the British crowd letting out an ear-splitting cheer as she appeared at the top of the ramp.
''And, here comes Sierra! What a way to start the show, Michael!" King cried.
She made her way down the ramp, stopping to high-five a few fans on her way down before climbing into the ring. Justin Roberts passed her a microphone through the ropes and she smiled, thanking him before waiting for the crowd to settle down.
''Well... it's been a long time since I've been in the UK, it's great to be back...'' She trailed off, letting the crowd's cheers die down before speaking again. ''I came out here tonight to issue a challenge... to Beth Phoenix... I want that title. And, Mr. Laurinaitis has been so kind as to agree to give me a title shot. So, Beth, what do you say? You think you can take me on? Or are you-''
'You can look but you can't touch.'
''That's not Beth Phoenix.'' King stated in confusion.
Michael scoffed. ''You think?''
The Bella Twins sauntered through the curtain to stand at the top of the ramp, both sending dirty looks towards the woman in the ring. Their music stopped and Sierra stepped towards the ropes, leaning her elbows on them as she arched a brow. ''What do you want, Tia and Tamera?''
The pair seethed as the crowd laughed, their scowls deepening as Brie raised the microphone in her hand. ''Sierra, you're never going to get that title, not as long as The Bella's are here.''
Nikki nodded, smirking. ''We hate to burst your bubble, but there's no way you're getting a title shot before I do. I pinned Beth Phoenix last week, which, in my book, means I get first dibs.''
''Okay...'' Sierra laughed loudly. ''Now, you listen and you listen real good. You better listen extra good, Brie, so you can explain it to her later.''
King snorted from ringside as the crowd laughed again, identical looks of anger on the two women's faces.
''I already know that you, Nikki, are getting your title shot against Beth next week on Raw... and I'll be facing the winner of that match at Extreme Rules. Honestly, I don't care who wins, I know I can beat either of you. But, if you do win then I have a piece of advice for you, Nikki...'' The smiled dropped from her face, her gaze intense as she stared at the woman at the top of the ramp. ''... savour it... enjoy it... and make the most of it... because you can guarantee that it's going to be the shortest title reign in history!''
''Whoa.'' King muttered. ''I've never seen Sierra like that before.''
The man beside him nodded. ''Well, she obviously means business, King.''
''That was great, Lex.'' Nikki gave her a warm smile, patting her on the back as she walked backstage.
''Totally.'' Brie nodded. ''I'll admit, you freaked me out at the end there. You looked a little... unstable.''
Instead of being offended, Alexa grinned happily. ''Thanks, that's kind of what I was going for.''
She had a meeting with some of the creative team before the show started, they wanted to go over the direction they wanted 'Sierra' to go in. They said they were going to eventually look towards turning her heel, when the time was right. It was exciting, to say the least, she had always been a face so it was a new challenge to sink her teeth into.
Nikki rose an eyebrow. ''So, do you want to meet later and plan the match for Sunday?''
''You're winning?''
''Don't sound so surprised, rude.'' She teased. ''But yeah, I am.''
''Well, we'll all be in Chicago on the Saturday anyway, we can just go over it then?'' Alexa suggested, looking between them. ''I mean, hopefully by then we'll find out who they're booking to win so we can... what?''
Nikki and Brie were both giving her shit-eating grins, like they knew something she didn't.
''Nothing.'' They chorused, still grinning.
Her eyes flicked between them. ''Okay, that was super creepy.''
A/N - I take no credit from the conversation between Alexa, Eve, Mike, Matt and Barbie. Found the quotes on Tumblr and thought they were hilarious so thought I'd use them in here. Link here - post/90239641546/a-clitoris-is-actually-an-undeveloped-penis-since-we