Hunter x Hunter episode 30! Part 1!
A/N: NOPE PART ONE TOO LONG SHEEETTTTTT ASDFGHJKHFDSDCVF BGDHRTDTF
GUYS I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT. PART TWO. OKAY.
It was a cold rainy night tonight, the rain poured lightly, people's footsteps were tapping softly on the wet floor, and two girls walked together, no umbrellas.
"Akumu...are you sure this is wise?" The taller one of the two girls asked the girl beside her.
She had short red hair that was messy, velvet eyes and sported a light, blue off-the shoulder blouse with a white skirt and black ballets. If you look closer thought, body seemed to be made out of wood, and there was something hidden in her arm.
"Megami, if I didn't then we'd be caught right now." The shorter girl replied.
The shorter one had mid-back black hair and had a long bang covering her right eye. Her eyes were brown and she sported a sleeveless turtleneck shirt with denim pants and sneakers. She also had dark grey glasses.
"What do we tell the audience? The hunters? We can't possibly say we're Saori and Sasuki, the mafia already knows our identity..." Megami- the redhead sighed.
"Riduo took care of that."
"How would you know?"
"I'm his ex-fiancé, of course I know." Akumu said in a monotone voice. "Let's go, no more time for fucking around here."
"Wait- so you're saying that you've been found out by the mafia by this show and need to change your appearance and names?" Killua asked with a question mark.
"Yes." Riduo replied as the audience gasped, the camera wasn't rolling yet so only the audience knew about the...thing. "Call me... Sei. Sei Arigaki. And no, these are our real names…It'll almost be impossible for them to know us, sine we're from…another place."
"That place is…?" Kuroro pressed on.
"The city just by York Shin, you know? Where you," Sei pointed at the Gen'ei Ryodan. "Are currently staying at as a hideout."
"Woah…"
"Never knew that before, haha." Feitan laughed dryly.
"Well now you know." Sei retorted. "Our personalities...changed. If you wanna know more...just ask Sasuki and Saori."
Sei eventually wore a tattered dress shirt with a loose black tie, torn denim pants and worn out sneakers, on his waist was a rapier, and his brown hair formed some sort of M-shape on his face.
"Being in the underground world is hard...ever since I joined it." Kurapika shook his head, "Where are the sisters now?"
"We're behind you, ya blondie." A sharp female voice snapped their head to the entrance of the stage to the backstage, there stood Akumu and Megami.
"Ne, ne, since you said that you changed your names...what's your name now?" Gon asked the two sisters as they approached them.
"My real name is Akumu Hime, her name is Megami no Akasuna." Akumu explained, "Mind that, did you guys change your clothes?"
"Well- we've thought of being causal for once, yeah?" Leorio shrugged. "We can't always wear the same thing forever you know?"
True to his saying, they all wore something different than what they always wore all the time.
Gon wore a simple white shirt with a dark green jacket and faded out blue jeans with his boots underneath.
Killua wore a baggy black tank top with wrist bands on his arms, brown pants with black designs and blue shoes.
"Killua, I swear to kami, are you a fashionista?" Akumu sighed, "You remind me of 2p!Romano."
"Isn't that a county?" Kuroro asked he fixed his sleeves, "Or are you saying the hetalia characters and what not?"
"Ouí." Megami replied.
Anyway, Kurapika wore a white shirt under an orange short -sleeved dress shirt, jeans and plain white sneakers.
Leorio wore a tropical-like shirt with the same faded jeans and sandals. Thought he kept his glasses, he looked more tropical.
Kuroro wore a black long-sleeved turtleneck shirt with black pants and black shoes.
Since Hisoka and Illumi already changed their clothing in the anime, just imagine that, yes?
"Let's get started, ouí?" Megani coughed "Welcome to hunter x hunter truth or dare episode 30!"
"First batch of dares come from MaryjayFox," Akumu started "Will Killua, Gon, Kurapika and Leorio go backstage please?"
And so they went,
"It'll take a while for them to start up, so...Kuroro?" Megami caught his attention, "Do you really love Kurapika? As in...Like-love? Or something..."
"Of course, you did spy on us during the...other show," Kuroro smirked "Dares of Insanity was it?"
"Ja."
"Right, let's show the hunters." Akumu then sighed and flicked her hand. The blue curtain rose from behind them and showed a big screen with dividers that divided the screen equally.
Each screen hows the hunters all staring at a similar laptop placed in front of them. Addition to the screen, there was a small box on the top showing what was on the laptop they were watching on.
"Ne, ne, what are we watching?" Gon asked through the screen, eye lit up.
"Somethinginteresting."Akumu spoke through a small microphone. "I'm sorry, but this might...get inappropriate, yes?"
"I want to guess what they're watching, may I?" Hisoka's voice suddenly sounded out of nowhere, startling some of the audience. "This...may destroy some of your childhood..."
"Yes...let's go back to the hunters." Megami smiled a bit.
"I was only nine years old...I loved Shrek so much..." a human voice sounded out of the computer.
"That's a big nine-year old..." Kurapika pointed out, "And that's a lot of merchandise for only one show."
"Is...Shrek the one with the Ogre or something?" Gon asked, receiving a nod from a staff's person.
"I had all the merchandise and movies." the same human voice said.
"..." Killua had a confused stare on the screen for a moment.
""Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"" This time, it showed the boy praying on his knees, hands clasped together.
"Is this...that video, Shrek is love, Shrek is life?" Leorio asked, "Oh god..."
"My dad hears me and calls me a faggot."
"Well that's not very nice of his father..." Gon pouted a bit.
"I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek; I called him a cunt"You could clearly see the boy smiling through his clasped hands.
"That's not nice of him either!" Gon yelled.
"Gon, what do you expect? The internet is just..." Killua started but faltered a bit, "Just full of people like these...or something."
"He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep" the animated boy was seen being slapped by his father and laying down on his bed. "I'm crying now, and my face hurts; I lay in bed and it's really cold."
"Who sleeps with their shoes on? Heck, even the hat is on him." Kurapika questioned out loud.
"Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me; it's Shrek"
"OH god..." Leorio was covering his face now.
"I am so happy; He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
"It's coming..." the doctor then turned his face away from the screen, his chair turning.
(I would type down what happens next, but I'll just type their reactions.)
"...Is he doing what I think he's doing?" Kurapika then stared at the laptop with wide eyes and shuddered "No...Just no..."
"Whaa?!" Gon shouted and partly closed the laptop, then he opened it again, then he partly closed it once more. "No...What?!"
"Nope." Killua slammed the laptop closed and jumped off the seat.
"Is it done?" Leorio asked as he slightly turned his chair, seeing the video done, he then fully turned to face the laptop. "What I tell ya?"
After that little video, the big screen faded to black as the hunters came back on stage. Killua having a poker face, Leorio face-palming, Gon being scarred for life twice and Kurapika was literally covering his whole face.
"How was the experience?" Megami asked, a small smile on her face.
"Horrifying, let's just move to the rest of the dares." Kurapika sighed, as Kuroro smirked slightly at his behavior.
"Very well, PrimesoneClementine's batch of dares are next." Sei announced, flipping his clipboard. "Kuroro, she says that she's jealous of you being so good-looking, your parent's genes are perfect, aren't they?"
Kuroro then stared at Sei for a moment before breaking into a smile, laughing a bit he then looked at him once more and answered stern-fully.
"Let me start by thanking the viewer for that compliment, I appreciate it. But, concerning my parents..." A hand then found its way to his mouth, covering it. "I won't be able to know, seeing that I have been abandoned in Meteor City."
"Pretty deep..." Akumu pointed out. "Anyway, Hisoka? She says you looked hot in episode 137 and an 'I love you' from her. Oh and she added to give her earrings back, since it looked exactly like hers."
"Aww, thank you dear~" Hisoka smiled at the camera. "Thought, I have to say...these are mine thought."
"She also said that she loves on how you looked serious when Illumi said that Gon was on the verge of death."
"Well- I didn't want an unripened fruit to go to waste now? It'll be a pity if he did die." Hisoka answered.
"We move to the dares~!" Megami beamed, "For the first dare...can they do it at the last part of the show?"
"...Singing and dancing, okay." Sei shrugged happily. "Leorio, dressing room."
"You got it..." the doctor shrugged and went in the said room.
"Kuroro too."
"Alright." and so he went.
"Illumi?" Megami approached the said assassin. "Can you come with me?"
"If it's a dare then alright." And they both went.
"...Phinks, dressing room." Akumu announced with a monotone voice.
"Seriously?" the Pharaoh then sighed and went into the other dressing room.
"Feitan?" Sei tapped his shoulder, making the shorter member look up on him. "Smile."
"What gives you the right to make me?" Feitan retorted, looking a way.
"You have to."
With a sigh, Feitan then looked at the camera with an icy glare, sending shivers down everyone's spines. Then, pulling down his collar, he smiled.
Not a forced smile.
But a sincere smile, like he was having fun.
Then it retorted back to glaring.
"Not doing it again." Feitan made it clear to everyone.
"Sure," Megami answered as she came back with Illumi.
"Oh you-..." Hisoka was about to greet him but stopped when he saw Illumi with really, really short hair. "..."
Like when he was younger. You know, where his hair was until his jawline?
"My hair..." Illumi fingered his short hair and sighed. "This'll take a while to grow out..."
"Sure...oh mein gott." Akumu gasped lightly before snickering lightly.
As a door to the dressing room opened it revealed...Leorio in a tight Dora outfit and Phinks in a Geisha costume. Seriously, with the make-up and all.
"Phinks, first a pharaoh now a geisha? What's next? The last thing I want to see you in is in a traditional kimono..." Feitan snickered, earning a glare from Phinks.
"This is a traditional kimono, dumbass." Phinks retorted quickly. "And this is rather difficult to walk it."
"So..." Leorio eventually interrupted a bit. "Now what do I do?"
"Walk around York Shin in that..." Akumu then ushered him out of the building. "Good luck."
"Where's Keroro?" Sei suddenly asked, making everyone turn their heads to him with a surprised face or an almost laughing one. "I meant Kuroro-sama."
"I'm here- please refrain from misnaming my name, yes?" Kuroro asked rather kindly as he stepped out of the dressing room.
He was currently wearing a white polo shirt that was half tucked in black slacks, leather shoes and was currently wearing megane.
"Wow...that actually looks good on you." Megami complimented, earning a slight glare from a certain blonde. "Something the wrong Kurapika? You have a small tint of red on your face."
"N-No I don't!" Kurapika defended, turning away, but his head was suddenly jerked back, only to be faced by Kuroro himself.
"What's wrong? Falling in love?"
"Trust me, I've fallen hard before-" the blonde said before stopping. "Wait-! That's not what I-"
"So you're saying that you fell in love with me and hit the ground hard before?" Kuroro smirked as he combed some of his bangs back, his hair falling back into place. "That's surprising."
"Oh shut up, you bastard."
"Next dare!" Sei cut in. "Please welcome Pariston!"
The audience cheered as a blonde haired man in a brown striped suit walked in while sparkling. He waved at the crowd who waved back.
"Well, thank you for having me as a special guest!" Pariston greeted. "Now, what can I do for you?"
"The sender firsts says that she likes you." Megami announced, earning a 'thank you' from him. "Now go dye you hair different colours."
"OH, well why not?" Pariston smiled brightly, sparkles flying as he stood up and followed Megami to the backstage.
"I don't trust him..." Killua muttered, Gon eventually heard it.
"Why not?"
"I don't know...There's this aura around him..." the ex-assassin explained. "He was a former Zodiac, right?"
"According to my father, yeah..." Gon nodded as he recalled something.
"Well...I don't know."
"If you say so."
"Last of her dares, Kurapika?" Akumu called out, making Kurapika turn his head to her direction. "Stick your hand in this box...you are not to harm anything in the box."
"U-um...okay."
Kurapika stood up and approached the older sister who held a box covered in red cloth. There was a whole on top, so he cautiously stuck his hand in it, the first thing he felt was something crawling over his hand. ALOT of things were crawling on his hand, thought it felt light.
"What...is this?" Kurapika asked, earning a smirk.
"DO NOT harm any of these..." Akumu warned as she pulled the cover off, revealing tiny little spiders in the transparent container, making Kurapika's eyes turn scarlet red at the sight of them.
Taking his hand out quickly, he shook his hand and wiped it. "Argh..."
"They're merely spiders Kurapika, they won't bite you." Kuroro smirked at him.
"Uh-huh..." Kurapika glared at him with burning scarlet eyes.
"Next batch of dares comes from xXAnime-MisstressXx-sama!" Sei announced. "Hisoka...since Illumi's hair is really short, mind making a very small braid?"
"Sure~!" Hisoka smiled as he walked towards Illumi and grabbed a fistful of his hair.
"Kurapika? Mind singing 'PomfPomfPomf?" Akumu placed a hand on his shoulder, making him turn, the blonde nodded and went on stage.
Grabbing the mic, he was given a piece of paper with the lyrics on in.
PomfPomfPomf
"Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no, oh no!
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI~
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until,
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit
POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST!"
After singing, Kurapika immediately stared at the paper before blushing on what he just sang. Sitting back down, the blonde covered his face.
"Wow...just...wow." Killua stared at Kurapika.
"I...don't get it." Gon mumbled.
"I didn't know you had it in you..." Leorio's voice boomed through the back stage as he came back wearing his light blue suit. "I'm ba~ck...Thought why is Pariston here?"
"He's a guest..." Akumu explained "Is he done?"
"I'm here~!" Pariston's voice sounded as he entered the stage. His hair in various colours, ranging from red to purple to…well, almost everything.
"That's…colourful." Sei commented, earning a bright smile. "We have a special guest! Please welcome authoress-sama!"
Once announced, a girl with short light blue hair and dark brown eyes cautiously walked on the stage. She wore a simple white sweater, the sleeves and hoodie being red thought and with the words 'CANADA' and a red maple leaf on it, denim pants and sneakers. She also wore black glasses.
"…hi?" she waved. "I-I'm S-Shizu Hewajina…"
"W-Wait…so she owns the whole…show?" Killua asked with wide eyes.
"…I-I don't own you!" Shizu waved her hands in front of her. "…What do I have to do?"
"Here's cake." Sei gave her a mini-chocolate cake and smiled. "Throw this to someone and yell your OTP."
"…okay."
Shizu then took the cake from her and weighted it on her hand, looking around her, she then smirked and aimed.
"HOMERUN!" Running slightly, she threw it to Killua. The cake splattered all over his face, the small plate sliding off the ex-assassin's face. "CHAIN PAIR IS MY OTP~!" After yelling she sat on the couch.
"E-Ehh?!" Kurapika looked at her and froze, he wasn't expecting that now did he?
"I'll stay here…and watch you all." Shizu smiled lightly.
"Okay! Sei?" Megami called out to him, an index card in her hands. "Please say this phrase?"
"Okay…" Sei then took the index card out of his hands and breathed. "Welcome back master! Can I do anything for you?"
"Haha…master…" Shizu giggled at the thought of it, making Sei blush furiously.
"Another one for the authoress-san." Akumu smiled lightly. "Please sing a song in your favorite language if you can."
Shizu then nodded and stood up from her seat, she grabbed a microphone and twirled it, pointing to the speakers, music started erupting form it.
Diener des Bösen (not done yet :D)
"Oh, meine Prinzessin, vom Bösen verstört (Oh, my Princess, disturbed by evil)
Wir sind ein Zwillingspaar, das zusammen gehört (We are a pair of twins that belong together)
Und wenn die Zeit kommt, dass ich dein Diener bin (And when the time comes that I become your servant)
Dann folge ich dir und geb mich dem Bösen hin (Then I'll follow you through evil and out…)
Unser Schicksal stand bereits auf allen Wegen (Our fate were already all planned out)
Kirchenglocken gaben uns den gleichen Segen (The Church and the townspeople gave us the same blassing)
Uns're Eltern war'n im Streit und lang nicht mehr frei (Our parents parents were no longer in dispute)
Kurz darauf Rissen sie uns're Zukunft in zwei (Shortly after, they cracked out future in two.)
Auch wenn die Welt völlig gegen dich ist (Even though the world is totally against you)
Steh ich hinter dir und verlasse dich nicht (I'll stand behind you and I'll never leave you)
Drum lächle mich an und vergiss all den Rest (Drum a smile at me, and forget all the rest)
Ich bin dein Bruder, der dich lachen lässt (For I am your brother, who's happy to see you laugh)
Oh, meine Prinzessin,ich bin dein Deiner (Oh, you are my princess, and I am the servant)
Wir sind ein Zwillingspaar,voller Hoffnung sogar (We are a pair of twins with full hope)
Und wenn die Zeit kommt,dass ich dein Wächter bin (And when the time comes that I become your servant)
Dann folge ich dir und geb mich dem Bösen hin (Then I'll follow you through evil and out)
Eines Tages dann besuchte ich das Nachbarland (One day I visited the neighboring country)
Dort war ein Mädchen ganz im grünen Gewand (There was a girl all in green robe…)
Sie lachte hell und schenkte mir ein liebes Wort (She laughed brightly, and gave me a kind word)
Ich konnte nichts tun, ich verliebte mich sofort (I could not to anything, I fell in love instantly)
Doch wenn die Prinzessin ihr'n Tod begehrt (But this love will remain locked deep inside)
Werd ich es tun,weil es mich gar nicht schert (Word has said, the queen gave an order for the girl to die)
Doch auf eine Frage find ich keinen Reim (I shall answer her wishes, her mind I shall ease)
Warum kann ich nicht aufhör'n so bitterlich zu wein'? (So why, my lord, do these bitter tears fail to cease?)
Oh meine Prinzessin,ich bin dein Diener (Oh, you are my princess, and I am the servant)
Wir sind ein Zwillingspaar,voller Hoffnung sogar (We are twins like two seeds, in the soils of madness sown)
„Ich serviere dir Briôche,oh bitte hab Geduld" ("I serve for today is Brioche,)
Du siehst mich nur stumm an,ein Lächeln ohne Schuld (And you smiled, and you smiled, innocent without a flaw)
Bald kommen Menschen um uns zu bestrafen (People of the country were possessed with fear and rage)
Keine Sorge,denn auch wenn wir es verdienen
lasse ich nicht zu,dass sie dich töten warden
Bleib ganz dicht hinter mir,ich bekämpfe jeden
„Nimm meine Kleider,ich kenn einen Trick
Ich will,dass du fliehst und nicht zurück blickst
Wir tauschen den Platz,nun schnell du musst geh'n
Wir sind Zwillinge,man wird kein Unterschied seh'n"
Ich bin die Prinzessin,ich trag deine Last
Wir sind ein Zwillingspaar,Völlig gleich bis auf's Haar
Sobald sie entscheiden,dass du böse bist
wär mein Tod nur gerecht,da dein Blut auch meins ist
Es gab einmal,vor gar nicht allzu langer Zeit
Ein Reich mit Menschen voller Boshaftigkeit
Dort regierte einstmals die Prinzessin allein
Meine Schwester war sie,wie sollt es anders sien
Die Zeit läuft weiter,ich will dass sie steht
Die Glocken läuten und es ist zu spat
Ganz ohne Blick auf den Rest rufst du laut
und sprichst meine allerletzten Worte für mich aus
Es gab die Prinzessin und ihren Diener
Sie sind ein Zwillingspaar,das getrennt worden war
Wenn die Glocken läuten,die Prinzessin weint
weiß man,dass sie sich wünscht,sie wär'n wieder vereint"
After singing, Shizu sat down and laughed quietly.
"It's German if you want to know."
"Wow…that sounded so sad." Sei pouted.
"It actually is…"
"We have another guest visit, please welcome Japan, America, England and South Korea!" Megami presented, each nation entering the stage.
"Herro(1), nice to see you arr again." Japan greeted as the audience clapped for their guests.
"So dude," America started. "Why are we here?"
"It's a dare…so…Korea?" Akumu called out to him. "Do what you do…best."
"Okay!"
Korea then went behind Japan quietly, cautious not to make him notice his presence, once he was near enough he then jumped and groped his chest from behind.
"Your breasts are mine, da-ze!"
"WHA?!"
A blush graced along Japan's cheeks as he felt hands grab his chest, getting out of his molesters grip, he then backed away. Really far away.
"Wh-Why would you do that?!"
"It was a dare from someone, da-ze!" Korea responded, laughing happily.
"Now we move on to the truths!" Megami announced. "Authoress-san, who is your favorite character from the Gen'ei Ryodan?"
"…hmm." Shizu thought for a minute before snapping her fingers. "It's either Fei-Fei or Keroro!"
"…Keroro?" Kuroro looked at her for a minute before the bluenette nervously smiled.
"Kuroro…Keroro, my best friend mentioned it once!" Shizu yelled, rather flustered about it. "I'll officially call you Keroro the 6th foot tall penguin!"
"Pfft…" Kurapika snorted a bit. "Keroro…haha…"
"Are you carring him from that other anime?" Japan suddenly asked. "Sargent Keroro?"
"Haha, dude, I totally watched that anime!" America laughed, remembering a green from with a yellow hat.
"Is it really time to talk about anime, you git?" Britain asked, slightly annoyed. "Pardon, me Japan, I didn't mean to offend you."
"Yes…" Shizu snickered.
"Kurapika? How do you feel about singing that song?" Akumu coughed the question.
"What son- oh. Horrified." Kurapika then stopped giggling and looked away with a deep scowl on his face.
"That was my sisters dare, I'm sorry!" Shizu yelled.
"It's fine…Feitan? What is love?" Megami asked, snorting a bit.
"It's like a box of chocolates," Feitan started. "You'll never know what you're gonna get."
"Wait…what?" Phinks looked at him awkwardly. "Where did that come from?"
"No idea…"
"Last of her questions, Kuroro-sama, are you BI?" Sei asked, earning a soft snicker from someone.
"I guess I am."
"You guess?" Kurapika asked with a quirk of an eyebrow. "You sure?"
"Positive."
"And we move on to the next batch of dares." Akumu interrupted slightly. "Next batch comes from FemGonFanGirl, Gon, hands up…" a click of a bazooka was heard.
"Eh? Again?" Gon looked at her then nodded, raising both hands up, he let the zap pass through him. His hair then became longer and his shorts became a skirt once more.
"Mind doing a scene from Tangled? With Killua?" Megami asked, earning a nod in return.
As the hosts escorted the others off stage, the scene changed into a lone tower with some furniture inside. A blue wardrobe that was painted with different colours was eventually closed shut, and a green chair was in front of it, and eventually there was really, really long hair that circled the room.
It showed Gon with the really, really long hair (…remember~?), and a green dress that had a corset-like top, the skirt had beautiful swirly designs on it and the sleeves were puffy on the shoulders, the rest were light transparent green. She was also bare-footed.
A huge breathe intake was heard and Gon was just behind the chair, holding up a frying pan in her hands. Getting ready, she grabbed her long hair and hooked it up to the wardrobe's handles. Jerking it open, it took time before someone fell out of the wardrobe.
Said person fell face flat on the floor, and skidded his face (Ouch). Gon then was careful to not touch the stranger and tie him up on the chair with her own long locks. Pulling the chair with the sleeping stranger, she then pulled him into a light source after closing every window she had in the tower. Climbing up to a hook that she uses near a big window, she then hid behind it.
The said stranger had fluffy silver hair that framed his face, he wore an elbow-sleeved white shirt with a blue vest, brown pants that were folded and boots.
A small green animal was on his shoulder, thought, it wasn't his. It was a small chameleon. The chameleon then tried to wake him up by slapping his face, then changing into a blue colour. Seeing that he wasn't waking up, the small reptile then smacked his face a few times with its curved tail. Still not waking up, the reptile then sighed and licked his ear, earning a jolt and falling of the shoulder.
"Gyah?! Huh?!" the silveret woke up, and panicked electrifying blue eyes started to look around, he found himself tangled in hair, following the path, he finds a shadowed area with a silhouette of someone.
"Is this…hair?"
The silhouette then started to speak.
"Struggling…" Gon started. "Struggling is pointless..!"
"Huh?"
A soft thump was heard after, Gon was still in the shadows and holding up a frying pan, slowly getting closer to the light, she glared at the stranger.
"I know why you're here and… I'm not afraid of you." Gon announced, but there was slight hesitation in her voice.
"What?" The silveret was clearly confused on what was happening.
Finally revealing herself in the light, Gon lowered the frying pan abit, the stranger was in awe. "Who are you? And how did you find me?"
All the stranger could do was gape at her, feeling annoyed Gon raised the pan and gritted her teeth.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?"
Clearing his throat, the silveret finally said something out of a Shakespeare novel.
"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you…But may I just say…" The silveret started before giving off a flirtatious smile. "Hi~."
And then Gon was clearly confused on what he was doing.
"How're you doing? Names Killua~." He continued off with the flirtatious attitude, and Gon did not know what was happening. "How's your day going? Ha?
Grunting, Gon then pointed the pan in a threatening matter.
"Who else know my location…Killua?"
"Alright ravenette-"
"Ragonzel…" Gon corrected."
"Gazuntite." Killua didn't really care. "Here's the deal: I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest, I came across your tower and-" he stopped for a minute and started to panic again. "Ho, oh no, where is my satchel?!"
"I've hidden it." Gon then crossed her arms proudly. "Somewhere you'll never find it."
Killua then looked around for a minute before eyeing a pot.
"It's in that pot, isn't it?"
A loud 'BANG' from a frying pan was heard.
Killua's eyes fluttered open once more after being hit with the frying pan, feeling something icky in his ear, he finds the chameleon's tongue inside.
"Er…uh. Huh?" eyes widened, he then shook of the small reptile. "Yike! Would you stop that?!"
"Now, it's hidden where you'll never find it." Gon said once more, more proud. "So, what do you want with my hair?" she started, circling around Killua, frying pan just by his neck. "To cut it?"
"What?"
"Sell it?!" Getting into a fighting position, she aimed the pan at just at his neck.
"No! Listen! The only thing I want to do with your hair, is to get out of it! Literally!"
"Yo-"stopping for a moment of realization, Gon then lowered her pan. "Wait. You don't want my hair?"
"Why on earth would I want your hair?" Killua asked. "Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story."
"You're…telling the truth?" Gon then slightly threatened with the frying pan.
"Yes." Killua then sighed.
Gon still didn't believe in the stranger, so she looked at him with distrusting eyes. The chameleon from before then appeared out of her hair, climbed down her arm, on the frying pan, and stared at Killua with an intense look. The chameleon then made a motion with its tail, retreating the pan back, the reptile glared at Killua.
Gon then started mumbling things her small pet as Killua started to struggle out of the hair.
"Okay, Killua!" Gon then announced his name, making Killua pause in the middle of struggling, "I'm prepared to offer you a deal."
"Deal?"
"Look this way." Gon said, pulling on her hair, making the chair tip because it was circled by the leg area and also made Killua fall on his face again.
"Do you know what these are?" Gon asked, revealing a painted wall with lots of yellow lights surrounding a dark sky.
"You mean the lanterns they do for the princess?" Killua asks, still on the ground, only lifted himself up to make himself lie on his left.
"Lanterns…I knew they weren't stars!" Gon said with happiness. "Well- tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns…" She motioned, then she pointed the pan to Killua.
"You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal."
"Yeah, no can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I aren't exactly 'simpacto' at the moment. So I won't be taking you anywhere."
Gon then glared at him for a moment before hoping off where she once stood. Pulling her hair, she made Killua sit up straight again and started to pull towards him.
"Something brought you here…Killua. Call it what you will: fate, destiny…"
"A horse." Killua deadpanned.
"So, I made my decision to trust you…"
"A horrible decision really."
"But trust me when I tell you this..!" Gon then pulled her hair forwards with much force, that tilted the chair forward, but Gon caches the chair with one hand.
"You can tear this tower apart, brick by crick, but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel." She glared intensely.
"Hmm-mm." Killua pondered a bit. "Let me get this straight. I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you'll give me back my satchel?"
"I promise."
Killua looked at her disbelievingly.
"And when I promise something, I never break that promise." Her glare intensified.
Killua rose an eyebrow at her.
"Ever."
"Alright listen, I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the 'smoulder'." Killua then looked down, making Gon and her pet chameleon- who was on her shoulder, look at him quizzically
Killua the rose his head, making a puppy-like face. Gon looked at him with a confused face once more, and Killua eventually lost hope in getting out of the deal.
"This is kind of an off day for me. This doesn't normally happen…" Killua then sighed. "Find, I'll take you too see the lanterns!"
"Really?!" Gon then rose both of her hands, letting go of the chair, making it fall down.
"Ow…"
"Oops…"
"You broke my 'smoulder'…" Killua groaned, face on the floor.
"And scene!" Sei shouted out, earning a sigh from both Gon and Killua, especially from Killua who was still on the floor.
"Please help me…" the ex-assassin pleaded, not liking the idea of his face still on the ground floor.
"Sorry!" Gon then brought the chair up, untangling her hair form the chair, Killua still up and brushed himself.
"Why not give th-them a round of applause?" Shizu asked, earning a lot of cheering from the audience.
"Lenoreo, have some kare-kare." Akumu then appeared with the rest of the cast, a plate of stew in her hands. "It's from the Philippines."
"Eh..? Oh, thanks." Leorio then took the plate out of her hands and grabbed a spoon out of nowhere. "…Do we eat it with rice…or?"
"Mix the soup with the rice." The older sister explained. "It taste delicious…"
"Okay…" and with that, the doctor finally took a bit of the kare-kare and said it tasted good.
"Good, amirite?" Sei smiled, earning a nod from Leorio who kept eating the said dish. "…Kurapika-sama? Tonpa is just by the park down the street, think you can make it?"
"…Yes? Why are you asking?" Kurapika then stood up.
"Here's a poison cake-"
"DUDE. Is that made by Britain?" America suddenly popped out and asked.
"You bloody git, I do not cook that awful!" Britain yelled, obviously both offended and annoyed. "At least I can cook, you buy take-outs from Mcdonalds all the time."
"I- well, assuming you can cook!" America retorted.
"I think that is enough…" Japan got in between their one-sided fight. "Ret us continue the show, sharr we?"
"Thank you." Akumu thanked, "As my sister was saying, throw this cake at Tonpa and don't give an actual fuck about it."
"…Sure." Kurapika then let out a small grin and took the cake which was oozing purple aura out of it.
A box with beautiful decorations was given to him and he then put the cake on a base, putting the box on the base, he wrapped it in a light blue bow and headed out downtown.
A flick of a hand let the blue curtains raise up again revealing the big screen, it showed Kurapika skidding down the street, a blur of white, orange and blonde was seen past people.
"Dude, that's amazing!" America mused.
Back with Kurapika, he then took a halt all of a sudden when he saw grass just by the pavement he was skidding down, almost dropping the cake in process. Breathing steadily, he then found Tonpa sitting on a nearby bench, his poisonous drinks just beside him. A grin etched his face as he let his aura change his appearance slightly, a short haired blonde boy with green eyes and holding a special wrapped cake in his hands. His face also looked a bit younger, so he wasn't noticeable.
Approaching the unsuspecting victim, he sits besides Tonpa and unties the bow slightly, letting it fall to the ground.
"S'cuse me?" He asks, earning a questioned look from the guy beside him. "Are you Tonpa?"
"Yes, have you heard of me?" Tonpa grinned, quiet proud to be knowned for something he is proud of.
"Well I have something for you, mind standing up?" Kurapika asked, both of them standing up from the bench and just by the fountain. "Hasta la vista!"
Taking the cover off the cake, Tonpa almost immediately screamed bloody murder as he saw purple oozing out of it. Then he realized that the top of the cake was getting closer until it smacked on his face, burning it.
"That's what you get for crushing rookies during the hunter exam!" Kurapika laughed, his original appearance returning back to normal as he left the park, people was peering over the fat man and laughing or giggling like crazy.
"Wow. That's like a whole prank." Korea mused. "She only asked him to throw cake and not prank him, da-ze!"
"In-Indeed…" Leorio sweat-dropped finished with his meal.
"Keroro?" Shizu tugged his shirt, earning a look. "Act like a five year old for five minutes!"
"No." was his only answer, refusing to do it any way.
"Why?"
"Just…no."
"Then whine!" Dark brown eyes glared at him with expectations and he sighed.
"…I don't want to! It's stupid and I hate it!" Kuroro whined like a child, earning blank stares from everyone he possibly knew. "Why do you want me to? Why don't you do it? It's unfair!"
"Danchou, are you okay?" Shalnark cautiously approached his boss, not used to the way he was acting.
"Yes," Kuroro replied, his hand combing through his hair. "I did the dare, happy?"
"Yoh, Fei-Fei!" Akumu called out, earning a vicious glare from the said spider member. "Dressing room now."
He hesitated, but went in anyway.
"Next dares are sent by Hotaru-oneesan-sama! Japan-san? Please say 'Where is the big election?' please."
"Where is the big erection…?" Japan said it with a confused face. "What's wrong is saying it?"
"Pfffft-"America was giggling like crazy. "Dude, you just said 'erection'! Hahaha!"
"Japan, saying that is really inappropriate, you should know that, right?" Britain slightly scolded. "Then again, your accent is very thick, so I won't blame you."
"Nani?" Japan tilted his head, quiet confused on what they meant.
"Erection means a hard on, or your turned on…or…um." Megami struggled to find the words to say for it.
"It means your dick is erect." Akumu sighed. "It's standing up, it's hard, you wanna masturba-"
"That's enough Akumu-sama!" Sei quickly covered her mouth, earning a slight giggle from Hisoka who grinned at her perverted antics…or something.
"Is that even something to talk about in public?" Killua asked, shaking heads gave him his answer. "…what's the next dare?"
"It's for Kurapika, but he isn't back yet…"
After saying that, two doors opened at the same time, one from the backstage and one from the dressing room. It was Kurapika and Feitan. Feitan was eventually wearing a suit and was holding a bouquet of flowers while Kurapika panted slightly from the run up the road.
"Okay…" Feitan sighed, as Kurapika rose a brow as he went back on stage and sat on a couch.
"…" the Ryodan torturer then approached Gon- who was still a girl and was still wearing that dress- and gave her the bouquet. "Dare done, let me change back."
"No, you look good in something besides leather!" Shizu pointed out, "Next dare..?!"
"…Kurapika-sama? Can you do a dare?" Sei asked, knowing that the blonde was still a bit tired from running.
"Go on."
"Sing both S&M and Only Girl in the World by Rihanna…thought, dressing room first." Megami then grabbed the blonde's hand and led him away.
"Next dare is by TheFabILLUMI!" A snort was heard by Hisoka there. "Killua, are you an albino?"
"…Pale skin, silver hair, yeah probably." Killua shrugged, net really caring.
"We have 2 special guests! Please welcome Kikyo and Mito-san!" Akumu presented, earning a choking gasp from Killua and a happy gasp from Gon.
As the two women enter, Gon immediately ran over to Mito and hugged her tightly, feeling arms wrap around him, he felt so happy to see her again. Kikyo was touched on how they bonded closely and wanted Killua to do the same, but knew that that will never happen.
"Battle."
"Hm?" , "What?"
"Battle, dare said that Mito and Kikyo battle." Akumu shrugged. "…"
"M-Mito-san…good luck!" Gon seriously didn't want her to fight with an assassin- a Zoaldyck even.
"Then let's make this quick…" Kikyo then got out her fan. "I don't want to waste my time with this…weakling."
"How dare you…" Killua muttered under his breathe, unheard by anybody else.
As the two hosts escorted the rest of the cast offstage, the two women then got into positions, Kikyo had her fan and Mito had a kitchen knife.
Mind that Mito can use knives like Menchi, okay? This is gonna be short, sorry…too much space.
"I don't understand why I was suddenly invited here…" Mito said as she got the knife ready. "But whatever happens, I won't be allowed to loose."
"Such bold words from someone like you…" kikyo then made a motion with her fan, pointing it at Mito. "Au revior!"
Mito then felt something wrong, smoke fired out of the fan, but she saw nothing come out. Feeling her senses tingling, she lifted the knife near her face and eventually deflected a small bullet that was headed for her.
"Woah!"
"Tch. Good job." The mistress then walked sideward and another shadow of her appeared.
"…This technique…Gon told me about this." Mito muttered, twirling the knife in her hand, she threw it towards her left and a smirk graced on Kikyo's face as she got closer to Mito, but didn't see the knife had made a sharp turn and was headed towards her direction.
"I would look the other way if I were you." Mito then got her hands ready.
"The other wa-?!" Kikyo was fast enough to dodge the knife and stop the technique. Feeling a bit of her bandages rip off, she felt a little pissed. The knife eventually was caught by Mito- who was on the other side of the stage.
Dashing through the stage, she used her own flexibility she got from adventuring into the Whale Island forests she hasn't used in a while. Taking a fast first step, she then sliced the knife through the air, officially making the said knife stick on one of the pillars and slicing the bandages off, revealing a nasty scar.
"Gah! What have you done?!" Kikyo was infuriated, grabbing her fan again she then shot it multiple times towards Mito who was able to dodge the bullets, but one or two of them was able to scrap her by the arms.
"…" Cursing silently, Mito then took something from her sleeve, a small hidden knife. Throwing it at her opponent, she sighed. "How do we win?"
"When someone bleeds."
"Ow!" Hearing a sharp wince, the attention was towards the mistress who had a small knife just passed through her dress, noticeable blood streak on the fallen short knife. "How can-"
"'Kay, aunt Mito wins! I don't wanna write anymore!" Shizu yelled, getting in between their little fight. "Stoppit, I'm done. So done, 9000% done."
"B-But I haven't-!" Kikyo wanted to hurt her opponent badly, but was cut off.
"Stoppit, kay thanks, fix them up, kay!" Shizu then pushed Kikyo backstage while Gon escorted Mito to the backstage and took care of her wounds.
"Uhm…" Akumu coughed. "Part one."
"PART ONE?!" The audience yelled in distress.
"Part two shall be uploaded next time, the authoress only limits herself to 7500 words." Megami explained. "See you in part two! Au revior!"
Japan: whenever he talks the 'l' becomes a 'r'! Like "I love you" becomes "I rove you"
Oui: Yes in French
Ja: Yes in German
Kare-Kare: It's stew in the Philippines, it's delicious.
Mein Gott: My God in German
Nani: What in Japanese
da-ze: Korea's catchphrase.
Au revior: Goodbye/See you later in French...I think.
Anything else?