((~from Kiki4ever))

Ivan,

-_-; ...why do i even bother, I wonder, even writing to you? I really need to prioritize.

But anyway.

Cuba is my FRIEND and he would never attack me. So suck on that, macici ( incase you didnt know, that means F A G C:). And me rude? At least i dont frikon harass the whole fucking planet! Blame American Propoganda! Ha! I have Alfred on my side! And he hates you~ But, i was raised to apologize for misdemeanors so I am sorry but dont expect better in the future -_-;

And yes I am going towards is wierd but everyone else has fucking screwed me over and I'm SICK of it. Its not like i have anyone better out there. But i shouldnt be telling you my personal problems. You are, as you can see, not my favorite person in the world.

Sunflowers as humans? Huh, quite poetic. Something i would've never expected from someone like you. It makes sense, ill give you that.

...did you just call me a bitch? Ah, Ive heard worst. Im just glad u didnt call me fat...T-T (IM NOT CRYING, I SWEAR)

Bye, Ivan

-The Republic of Haiti, Stephanie J.B.

P.S: l'amour? OMFG that word. *shudders* That does set him off but i doubt he would. I'm the reason he has only one ball C:

P.P.S: so now you say I'm ugly and a bitch? ._. my people are beautiful though I cant say the same about me...DAMN U fOR MAKInG ME SELF COnSIOuS NOWWWW TT-TT (those are not teardrops...I SWEAR)

(((to PimpinSushi: Your username=epic win :3)))

xx

Hello again, Haiti!

Maybe you bother writing because you are secretly in love with me. You cannot withhold your longing for my Russian charm, and express it through insulting me with letters ;D

Just admit it, for you know it to be true.

((Plus, you also think I am милый, admit it. Lying does not suit a young lady such as yourself))

Excuse me, Stephanie, but your "friend" is a bit more power hungry than you believe him to be. If I tell him that he'll have eternal life by jumping off of a building, he will do it in the hopes that he will actually live forever. Can you not see he is trying to follow in my example and become more powerful? Though, his attempts are in vain. Cuba is very easy to manipulate, he is a puppet, and I can be his puppeteer. Kolkol~

You are quite rude; I only insulted you because you insulted me first! And by the way, harassing is a sport, not a hobby.

You're going to bring Alfred into this? Of all people? You may as well go into battle with a stick and an ego. And I accept your извинение ;D

Well, I do hope he has plans for you. What does he plan to do if he is elected into office? Did you look into that? Or are you choosing him because he is a pop star… And I am not insulting you, this is a genuine question. Many people vote based on popularity rather than standards, and frankly, I find it quite sickening.

Oh, but Stephanie, you are my best friend, да? You can certainly talk about your problems with me! : )

You were not crying? But your letter was a bit damp…

Ah, I will just collect your tears later and put them in a vodka bottle. After all, that is what Vodka is made of, tears! :D

Kidding, kidding. Even I have standards.

До свидания и Хорошего дня,

Иван Брагинский

P.S. … you… castrated him? My, that is certainly intense. o_o

P.P.S. Oh Stephanie, please, do not worry about your looks. I know that you are a very beautiful girl, да ? Your features certainly fit your personality. ((Which is also beautiful, abrasive, but still beautiful.)) I do not understand why girls are so self conscious about their appearance; Have you seen the size of my нос? I do not go around complaining about it… Anyway, you are pretty. So shut up.

xx

Translations in order:

Милый – Cute

Извинение – Apology

Да – Yes

До свидания и Хорошего дня – Goodbye and Have a nice day

Иван Брагинский – Ivan Braginski

Нос – Nose

Thank you, Kiki-chan :D

As I have mentioned before, I like Pimps, and I like Sushi. Hurhur.

I really like writing to you, you're really funny XD

I never imagined Haiti and Russia wouldn't get along. Who would have thought?

~PimpinSushi