Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Urg!"
"Gonna throw up!"

Natsu and Wendy were both collapsed on the train with their cheeks bulging, with greenish faces. The sight was extremely funny to those that enjoyed the pain of dragon slayers having to ride on transportation. Morgiana was watching Wendy struggle to hold back her last meal with a large amount of trouble. Gray sighed in irritation at having to carry Natsu to the seat, before the pink haired dragon slayer was layed on top of the seat.

Naruto picked Wendy up bridal style before placing her next to him, with her face leaning against the window. Morgiana sat on his other side with her arms crossed. She had a very slight case of motion sickness, simply becuase she had never been on a train before. All the strange vibrations and the feeling of lost balance was all she felt. She wasn't in a miserable state like the two dragon slayers that looked like they had the life being sucked out of them.

"Gray, put Natsu on my lap." Erza ordered neutrally, and not much longer Natsu had his head laying on the lap of the armored red haired female. She elbowed him in the gut hard enough to knock him out, and his head rested on her lap like it normally did during train rides. Happy was laying on top of Lucy's lap, simply because he wanted to be on somebody's lap.

"Such sexy panties."

And with that Happy was thrown off of the blushing girls lap, before he smashed into the wall of the compartment and landed on the seat across from Lucy comically knocked out. Gray sat next to Lucy firmly, while Erza looked at Naruto and Wendy before a sly grin came over her face.

"You know Naruto-kun, it might help Wendy if she was laying her head on your lap." Erza pointed out, and this wouldn't have worked if Naruto hadn't decided to wear his old outfit of white no sleeve vets and baggy white pants for the day. Wearing golden armor, and a golden armored skirt everywhere during heat like this wasn't comfy even for him. Not the fact that it was a skirt, but the fact that while it was breezy it was still metal. Metal heated up when hit with sunlight, combined with the outside heat and even he found it uncomfy. Morgiana was wearing her plain white dress as well.

"How about it Wendy?" Naruto asked with a small smile, and while she blushed she didn't hesitate to place her head on Naruto's lap. Lucy giggled to herself when something crossed her mind. It was funny how the male dragon slayer's head was in the lap of a red haired woman, while the female dragon slayer's head was in the lap of a red haired male. Both red heads normally wear armor, and their primaru form of combat is close range. Both red heads are stronger than the dragon slayers, while the male was more gentle about having his dragon slayer's head laying on his thigh in comfort.

'Please, if anyone is watching, don't make me throw up in Naruto's lap.' Wendy prayed, because if she did throw on on Naruto she would never be able to live it down. She might actually die of humiliation. She had no doubt in her mind that after the initial disgust, Naruto would tease the hell out of her. Then there would be the fact that he would always have that memory of her puking on his, and she might never be able to enjoy a lap pillow with him ever again. She loved gthe gentle warmth and security that came with laying her head down on his surprisingly comfy lap. He could feel the powerful and lean muscle beneath the thin white cloth.

Sadly though, it only helped with her motion sickness a little. She still felt like she was about to hurl, and her cheeks bulged lightly from the effort of forcing her food back down her throat before it could come out. Naruto seemed to run his hand through her hair without thinking about it, and she thanked him mentally... because talking right now promised that she would do something that a young lady like her shouldn't do.

"So what is the Country of Darkness like?" Gray asked Morgiana to get the conversation between them all started. He couldn't have picked a better thing to bring up with her, because she placed her hand on her cheek and looked out the window with a dreamy expression.

"The air is so fresh and unspoiled by human society, and the plains of grass are so beautiful to see when the sun is setting. The trees bare the most amazing fruit in the world, and the animals are so large they make the puny animals here that much smaller in comparison. The nights sky is so beautiful." Morgiana started with closed eyes as her mind drifted off to her homeland. The home she was born as raised in, and the one she would one day return to. Gray tried to picture it in his head, but came up blank. Erza looked interested in the place Naruto had been to though.

"What kinds of animals?" Lucy asked out of curiousity as well.

"Many different kinds. Vulcans, elephants, tigers, dragons, demonic creatures, and other kinds of normal creatures." Morgiana explained with a shrug, like she didn't just say that the Country of Darkness had demons and dragons in it. Hey, it was also known as the Savage Lands for a reason.

"Demons?" Gray asked with a slightly worried look, and if Natsu had been awake he would have jumped at the chance to learn more about the dragons that existed in the Country of Darkness.

"Yes, technically anything that has demon particles in them can be considered a demon. Your guild's bar maid... Mirajane, has a lot of demon energy running through her body. Demons can also be considered non-human entities that use energy different than humans use, yet can also use magic." Morgiana told the group the basics of what a demon was. Demon was such a vague term in Fiore, since it was possible to create demons out of humans. The knowledge was actually not that hard to come by, when three of the different hunting tribes used similar methods to force humans ti=o become members of their race.

"You know a lot about demons, are the Fanalis considered demons?" Erza asked with slightly narrowed eyes, before she gasped at what she just said and looked at Naruto with a nervous expression. She didn't want to insult him with the tone of her voice, but she was just curious about it they were technically demons or not.

"Don't worry, I have been called names before. Demon doesn't bother me... It isn't like I'm human or anything." Naruto said as he waved off her words with a small grin, but that didn't stop Wendy from glaring up at Erza for a split second.

"No, Fanalis aren't demons. We may not be human, and our true forms may be a little different than that of humans, but we don't have demonic energy to classify us as demons." Morgiana pointed out neutrally, not saying that the second true form of the Fanalis could be considered demonic by looks alone. Technically they weren't demons... just not human.

"That reminds me... why do you and Naruto-kun look so much alike, are you related in someway?" Lucy asked wehn she compared the physical features of Naruto and Morgiana. The two looked at each other for a moment, before snorting.

"All Fanalis had these features. Red hair, red eyes, and black eye markings are things that nearly every Fanalis, even Half-Bloods, share. As you can see, Naruto's skin is much more tan than mine is." Morgiana pointed out like that solved everything. Most of the traits for Fanalis were dominant, so unless the parents were a Half-Blood and a human than it was promised that they would bare traditional Fanalis traits. The only exception being when a human of strong blood with dominant traits was the other parent. Then it was possible for the child to be born with mixed traits, even if the other parent was a Pure-Blood.

*Buuuurp*

"Nice one." Naruto teased the miserable Wendy drolling all over his lap, and a blush appeared over her face.

"How much ...urp... longer is the train ride?" Wendy asked before her cheeks bulged again to non-human levels that seemed to be easy for dragon slayers to manage. It was like their stomach and cheeks were made to be able to expand to inhuman levels, before popping right back to normal shape. It was just weird how their bodies could expand like that, but then again it wasn't like his body wasn't weird.

"At least eight more hours on this train. I picked the slower train so that everyone could bond on the way." Erza said knowingly, and this was her way of helping Wendy catch Naruto's eye and deepen their relationship. If Wendy would just take a hint and try to get realy comfy with Naruto, then it would be just like one of her books when the girl's head barely touches the member of the guy. She says she is sorry, and then from there he tells her it is alright and she blushes with a smile. Then after seeing her blush, Naruto will realize she loves him and return her love.

Sadly for Erza, that book was an adult book, and not only does that not happen in real life, but she forgot that if what she was hoping for played out then it would be her that tried to get two teens to copy and adult book and have sex in a train... something that would no doubt cause Wendy to throw up. Then the situation would turn awkward again.

"I don't mind one bit." Morgiana said with a sly smile. She was just waiting to get some dirt on her rival, and having her throw upon Naruto, while gross, was dirt that she wouldn't hesitate to use against her.

"A good train ride seem very peaceful right now." Gray agreed but he looked at the pitiful Natsu, who was still knocked out with a knocked out Happy laying next to him. Of course the rivals would enjoy the pain of their respective dragonb slayer rivals. It just made sense, even if they were rivals in different subjects.

Wendy whimpered and she turned around slightly so that her nose pressed against the showing flesh of his gut, and he smiled lightly and rubbed the back of her head to try and sooth her. She wasn't in any true pain, but she must be miserable. Something that he understood slightly. Like burning his own wounds closed, having every muscle in his body shred to bits, and the mental agony of that woman's threat.

"I have a question for you Lucy." Naruto stated as he looked over Lucy's body, and for some reason she felt like a mouse before the eyes of a cat.

"G-go ahead." The slightly frightened girl said, and Naruto looked at her.

"Do you know of any Celestial Keys that summon mermaids?" Naruto asked with a tilted head, and she blinked at him for the question about her magic. Seeing her curious gaze, Naruto raised his hand in defence and decided to explain further. "I was just wondering if they could help me train my ability to fight underwater. I understand if you don't have any though." Naruto said, and she shivered. She had one, but she wouldn't like to be called out to fight against somebody.

"Ahahaha, maybe." Lucy answered awkwardly, and Naruto nodded before he twitched in annoyance when he felt saliva touch his bare skin when she held back another burp. If only his morals didn't stop him from knocking Wendy out, but nope, he was a guy that held women in high regard and was best friends with Wendy.

Gray looked between Wendy and Morgiana, before he decided to ask what he had been meaning to ask since he had seen Juvia stalking Naruto.

"What kind of girl are you into Naruto? I myself like girls that are rowdy." Gray admitted to Naruto, while also asking what the younger boy's type was.

"Huh? I guess I like girls with pretty hair, other than that I don't really have a type. I'm not really trying to find a girlfriend or anything right now though, and I don't really think that girls like guys like me." Naruto said with an awkward smile, and those in the compartment looked at him like he was retarded. With how nice he was, and his muscles and looks he was attracting girls to him quickly. He was just what girls were looking for, and he already had three girls that seemed like they wanted a piece of him.

Not the mention his growing fan group.

'Okay, so he really is ignorant to how girls see him. It was like he was never taught how to tell when a girl was crushing on him.' Erza thought as she sent Wendy a look of pity. To like a guy that didn't even notice your feelings must be nerve wracking. Morgiana's eye was twitching when she heard that Naruto was ignorant to how girls felt.

Getting him back home was going to be a lot harder.

"Urp! Sorry!" Wendy shouted before shutting her mouth when she felt a big one coming, and Naruto truly found her belches to be funny, He was only restraining his laughter for her sake. Even her belches sounded... strange.

"I'm tired." Morgiana said as she layed her head down on Naruto's other thigh out of jealousy when she saw how Naruto was treating Wendy. Out of instinct Narut starting running his other hand through her red hair, before he sweat dropped when he realized that his legs were going to be pins and needles when he next stood up.

'I still wonder why Morgiana came along.' Naruto thought to himself, before shrugging.

Girls were a mystery to guys everywhere.

Chapter End.
This chapter was a transition and bonding chapter. Also, Wendy and Morgiana only act petty when it come to each other. Think like rivals fighting over the same guy... because that is what it is. They have no real reason to like each other, and Naruto is not aware that they dislike each other.
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