Yes! Finally! After a long time! I HAVE FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN!

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! OH HELL NO!

Kakashi made a quick hand movement that Gray didn't quite catch, but it looked like Hana of Konoha got it, for she suddenly jumped into the night.

"Alright then," Kakashi said as he opened the BINGO-book. "Let's see what this baby has to offer."

He looked at the first few pages. All pages looked the same. They had a picture of the ninja in question, some info about kekkei genkei, favourite jutsus and the page next to it had some details about the ninja's personal life. There was one thing that stood out amongst all else: the pictures, they all had a red x-shaped cross on them.

"What do you think this means, Gray-kun?" Joma asked his student, as he motioned for him to come closer. Gray walked up to his sensei, and looked at the book Kakashi was holding. It was obvious that his sensei was referring to the crosses.

"Erhm..." Gray thought about it for a while. "...they're fired?"

"Something like that." Joma said and then added with a smile: "they're dead."

"Wow..." Kakashi flipped through the book. "Look at this..." He motioned with his free hand for Joma to come closer.

"Yeah, wow indeed!" Joma said, picking up his medieval accent again. "There are too many of the brave warriors slaughtered!" He was hoping that people would laugh at his accent, but much to his dismay; not a single smile.

"Yeah, that too." Kakashi said with his serious voice, which wasn't heard commonly. "But look at this!" He pointed at the name of a red haired shinobi.

"Shinigami...Dave." Gray read out loud.

"Wait! I know that name!" Joma put a hand to his chin and started thinking. Everyone started at him with faces filled with anticipation. "Aha! I remember!" He shouted happily.

"Yes...?" Kisame said with a bored look on his face.

"That's their leader" Joma had completely forgotten about the accent, not that anyone cared. "But he didn't look like that." He added as he pointed at the shinobi Kakashi was pointing it.

"No...that's the weird part." Kakashi said as he flipped the book back to the first page.

Gray noted that the silver haired Jounin had skills with books. He cold probable flip the pages very fast, with one hand and his eyes closed. He wondered why a ninja could be so good with small books.

"The weird thing is..." Kakashi sighed and showed the book to everyone as he quickly turned page after page. "They're all called Shinigami Dave."

Kakashi was going through the book pretty fast, he only did it to show everyone the different faces.

"Are you sure?" Gray asked Kakashi. "I mean, you did go through it pretty fast so we didn't get to see the names." Everyone nodded in agreement, except for Itachi.

"I saw all the names, and they're all as Kakashi said." Itachi stated as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"You could read that?" Gray and Hana asked at the same time. Itachi nodded, gaining a ''cool'' from the two Suna genin.

"Hehe" Kakashi chuckled as he reached the end of the book. "These are still alive and their names aren't Dave, but..."

"But what?" Kisame asked his fellow Jounin.

"But the names...the jutsus...the stories..."

"What?" Hataka shouted, a bit pissed of because of all the wait.

"But it looks like they were written...by a child!"

He showed the book to everyone again, and they all saw it. All the Daves were written in a very neat handwriting, but the others really looked like a kid wrote it. Big letters, many different colours and not being able to write in a straight line.

Kakashi sighed. "I can't read this...it will take far too long."

"Then what do we do?" Mae asked.

Without a word, Kakashi threw the book at Itachi, who caught it and opened it.

"You can read that, Itachi-san?" Drake asked the Uchiha.

"Yeah, I'm used to Sasuke's handwriting and this can't be much worse." He opened the book and his eyes widened. "Wow, I stand corrected."

"But can you read it, Itachi-san?" Kisame asked, and Itachi nodded in response.

Itachi cleared his throat and started reading the book. Everyone expected him to immediately start reading. But it took him a few seconds, he stared at the lines and mumbled something. Then he actually started talking.

"Let's see...person number one..." Itachi sighed.

Name: Senka Lillith

Kekkei Genkei: Mokuton.

Favourite Jutsu: Something with trees and wood and stuff.

Fighting style: see Favourite Jutsu.

Age: 18

"The rest is either empty or not important." Itachi said as he flipped the page.

"What do you mean not important?" Kyouki jumped down from the tree and into the light of the fire.

"Well...for example: eye colour." Itachi said as he started reading the next page. "That Lillith's eye colour was a recipe for meat balls or something."

"Ah, I see..."

"Anyway, on to the next one!" Itachi tried to sound enthusiastic.

Name: Senka Tigranes

Kekkei Genkei: Ice thing...

Favourite Jutsu: Creating Ice cream for me!

Fighting style: No idea...never saw him fight...Maybe ice cream?

Age: 14

Itachi scanned the rest of the page, skipping all the parts that had nothing to do with ninjas whatsoever.

Special note 1: I need to ask Drazen what that Kekkei Genkei is called.

Special note 2: Damn loser has no idea he's Lillith's little brother, and neither does he!

"Wait" Itachi said. "Lillith is that woman we fought earlier, right?" He directed the question at Bendoi and Evalli, who didn't see where the we part came from. They pretty much did nothing. They just nodded at Itachi.

"Then why does this thing say he instead of she?" Itachi asked with a confused look on his face.

"Wow..." Hataka said silently. "The Uchiha can be confused?"

"Yes, you'd know if you spend some more time with your friends instead of training." Kyouki said with a sigh.

"Well sorry that I have a goal in live..."

"Remember Itachi-kun," Kakashi said with his normal goofy expression on his face. "it was written by something that looks like it's a child."

"Yeah, but this has to be one idiot then!" Itachi said as he pointed at the book. "I mean, even Sasuke doesn't make this kind of mistakes!"

Somewhere else, in a deep forest on the side of a mountain, Dave and Tigs were jumping from tree to tree. When suddenly, Dave sneezed.

"Well, on to the next one then." Itachi sighed, and turned the page.

Name: Dionysios

Kekkei Genkei: Stoned Eyes.

Favourite Jutsu: That thing that makes him invisible.

Fighting Style: Pussy fighting style! Attack from the shadows! Backstab! Oh and clones.

Age: 59

"Huh, he has no last name." Itachi said as he turned the page.

"Wait! He was 59?" Hataka shouted as he looked at the picture of Dionysios, just before Itachi turned the page. "He looked like he was in his 30's or something!"

"Uh-huh." Itachi said as he tried to read the next page, completely uninterested.

"What? Stoned eyes? What the hell does that mean?" Gray asked the others, who just shrugged.

Name: Shinigami Dave

Kekkei Genkei: No idea...too many to mention?

"What the hell?" Kyouki almost lost it. "Too many to mention? No, no. He definitely has the Byakugan! He must be an Hyuuga!"

"One problem with your theory." Itachi said as he flipped another page. "He didn't look like a girl." He said, with a stoic expression on his face.

"Heh." Kyouk turned his back on Itachi. "At least my clan aren't a bunch of goths that only dress in black!"

It was silent for a while, but then the two of them started laughing. Hataka walked up to Mae, and tapped her on her shoulder.

"Psst! Mae?" He asker her, hoping that no-one would hear her.

She looked up to him, and Hataka expected that normal blush of hers to appear on her face. But for some strange reason, it didn't. Had she changed in just a few months?

"Yeah? What?" She had an slightly annoyed look on her face.

"How come that if I say something like that to them, I always end up in the hospital?"

"Heh, you always end up in the hospital." Drake said, apparently having heard what Hataka said. He was sitting with his back towards Mae and Hataka.

"Yep, just like your father." Kakashi said with what you think was a smile, but you never know for sure with that mask.

Hataka was surprised that they had heard him. He was talking pretty soft. Well, at least he thought he was. For the others it only felt like a decibel.

"It's because they're best friends. They can take that from each other." Mae stated.

"Yeah, unlike you." Drake said still sitting with their back towards them.

"What are you talking about?" Hataka said as he stood straight up and walked over to Drake. "Explain!"

Drake smirked. "I lost count of how many times Drazen ended up with major rasengan wounds because he made a joke about yondaime."

"Guys guys!" Hana said, quickly jumping between Hataka and Drake. "Stop, we're all friends remember?"

"When did we get friends with those guys?" Kyouki pointed at the Mist and Sand shinobi.

"Dunno." Itachi said bored as he continued reading the page about the one Dave that wasn't dead.

Favourite Jutsu: The one that does that light thingy and then goes boom!

Fighting Style: The last one you'll ever see!

Age: I lost count...

"Well, I guess it's save to assume that this Dave wrote the book." Itachi said as he turned the page.

"What makes you think that?" Kakashi said as he stood straight up and stretched to loosen his joints.

"Well first of all there is a very long story about how awesome Dave is." Itachi said as he started reading the next page with an interested look on his face.

"So? That can also mean that it's Dave's little brother. If he has one." Kyouki said. "I mean, Sasuke thinks you're awesome as well!"

Hataka sighed. "Everyone thinks Itachi is awesome..." But no-one listened to him.

"Second of all, there was a note that said: I, Shinigami Dave, wrote this entire book. (DrazenlookeduptheinfoandIstoleitfromhim)" Itachi said, and saying that last part pretty fast.

"Why did you say it that fast, Itachi-san?" Mae asked the Uchiha.

"Because he wrote it without any spaces between the letters. Probably hoping that no-one would bother reading it, so no-one will find out he stole Drazen's info." Itachi said as he read the next page, and then a small smile crawled up his face.

"Why are you smiling, Uchiha?" Kyuoki asked as he sat down next to the Uchiha.

"Because the next ninja is Fuschichou, Hyuuga"

"Drazen?" Drake almost shouted. "Cool!"

"Psst! Mae!" Hataka started again. "Why do they call each other and Drazen by their last names?"

Mae sighed, and Drake explained it. "You would have known if you had spend more time with your friends instead of training, dobe." Oh, how he loved calling Hataka dobe, just like Drazen did sometimes.

"Teme..."

"Anyway, onto Drazen." Kisame said with a smirk. "I wanna know why this guys is so strong according to you."

Itachi nodded.

Name: Fuschichou Drazen

Kekkei Genkei: Sharingan and turning chakra into water

Favourite Jutsu: Shadow Shuriken

Fighting Style: Bare hands, and Fuma-Shuriken when in a pinch

Age: 13

Eye Colour: An awesome dark blue

Hair Colour: Awesome black.

Clothes: awesome

"Wow, Dave sure thinks Drazen is awesome..." Itachi said as he read a few more lines.

"Ofcourse! He is awesome!" Drake shouted.

"He's coolish, but not awesome..." Mae sighed, much to Drake's dismay.

"Stupid, pathetic bastard can't even use fire jutsus, although it is his clan's style. He's not even worth of being an ninja." Itachi said as he closed the book.

"You take that back!" Hataka, Kyouki, Mae, Drake and (strangely enough) Gray immediately demanded.

"What? No, I-" Itachi tried.

"No?" Kyouki asked. He was still sitting next to Itachi, and now put a hand on Itachi's shoulder. "Juuken!" He said as he pushed chakra out of the chakra hole in his hand, causing Itachi to scream out in pain.

"Itachi! How could you say that!?" Mae asked him with a bit of anger in her voice.

"No, that's...what...Dave...wrote...about...him!" Itachi said between moans of pain.

"Ohhh." Kyouki said, realising that he hurt Itachi for nothing. "Why didn't you say something before."

Ok sorry for the long wait, but here it is! Finally! I've been too busy with my other story that I almost forgot about this one! I'll try to update this one more often, k?

Anyway, R&R! That's the only way for you to tell me my writing sucks!