Thanks for the reviews on the last chap and alerts:D Here's the tooth one. It's not smutty, it's just some B&B friendship:D This one came about with the help of my beta kaloblack:D

Booth has a tooth ache and doesn't want to go to the dentist…

Disclaimer: Bones belongs to Fox.

Booth and Brennan were seated in their usual table at the diner for lunch. The partners didn't have a case currently, but they didn't miss a chance for a lunch date…eeerrr…lunch. Brennan was expecting Booth to order his usual burger and fries, but she was surprised to find he ordered a soup. She decided to wait and see if she could find what was down with him.

Brennan noticed he ate slowly and carefully. He was obviously in pain and the fact that he had no ice in his drink confirmed her suspicion that he had a tooth ache.

"Your tooth hurts?"

"No." Booth tried to sound normal, but he winced in pain.

"You should see a dentist."

"I will if it doesn't get any better."

"That's what you said last time." Brennan said after a sip of her drink.

"Yeah and it went away after a few days." He said before he slowly ate some more soup.

"No. You lost your tooth when you were taken in Baltimore." Booth made another 'ouch' face. "You're and adult and you shouldn't be afraid of the dentist."

"I'm not afraid of anything." He said trying to sound hurt, but failing due to his tooth ache.

"What about clowns?"

"I just don't like them very much." Brennan smiled, dropping the issue for the moment.

B&B

It was early on a Saturday morning and Booth was seated in nothing but boxers on his living room couch. His stomach growled with hunger and his tooth was killing him. He really hoped the pain would go away soon. There was a knock on his door and he was in too much pain to care about putting on some pants. He opened the door as soon as he saw it was Brennan. He waved her inside and Brennan tried not to ogle her partner, but it was difficult not to when his chest was bare and his boxers hugged his body perfectly.

"I made an appointment for you with my dentist. Get dressed so I can drive us there." Booth's eyes widened and he shook his head 'no'. He didn't want to go to the dentist. He's so stubborn. "I'll use force if I have to. I'll drag you out, Booth." Booth pouted, well tried. He did a kick in the air just how Parker had done when he was sent off to bed on the weekends. Brennan found it cute when he sometimes exhibited some of Parker's behavior and found it hot and sexy the way his boxers clung tighter to his back side.

As Booth dressed, Brennan put the soup she'd made for him in his fridge.

At the dentist

"The feeling will return in about a half hour. I'm prescribing you some pain medication for afterwards." Dr. Shay told Booth as he snapped his gloves off.

"Thank you for your patience, Dr. Shay." Booth had acted like a small child. He'd squirmed and closed his mouth several times while shaking his head 'no'. The kid on the next door room had been more willing than Booth. Booth looked at Brennan confused as to why she'd thanked the doctor. His face was swollen and it had been painful. "I would like a copy of his x-rays for record keeping." Booth looked at Brennan when she said that.

"Of course. I'll be back shortly with your husband's x-rays." Before Brennan could say she wasn't Booth's wife the doctor was out the door.

Brennan drove them back to Booth's apartment and they rode the elevator together to his floor. Booth opened the door and they both entered.

"I made you soup." Brennan said as she removed her jacket, draping it on the back of his couch.

"I an e t or ee o ou rs."

"I can't understand you, Booth." Booth looked around for something he could use to communicate with Brennan. He held up a finger, signaling for her to hold on a sec. He went to Parker's room and looked for the small portable white board he'd bought his son to practice his times tables on. He found it in the boy's desk and grabbed a marker from one of the drawers.

"I can't eat for three to four hours." Brennan read what he wrote on the white board. "I know that, Booth." Brennan gave him a 'duh' face. "I'm just telling you for when you're hungry."

Booth erased what he'd written and scribbled something. "You shouldn't have. I don't want soup." Brennan read and then looked at him. "Well, I…" Booth felt bad for making her think he didn't appreciate the gesture. He erased the white board again and wrote again. "I'd rather have your Mac and Cheese. I'm starving for real food." Brennan chuckled as she finished reading. "Okay, let me see if you have everything that I need to make the Mac and Cheese." Booth tried to smile but it was going to hurt, so he drew a smiley face on the white board, making Brennan smile and laugh.

Three to four hours later

Brennan served two plates of Mac and Cheese and they sat side by side on his couch to eat up. Brennan dug in and Booth whimpered when he couldn't savor the Mac and Cheese the way he wanted.

"What's wrong?" Brennan asked concerned. "No good?" She teased to make him feel better.

"T urts." Brennan gave him the 'what? I can't understand you' face and he wrote on the white board.

"It hurts." Brennan read. "Well, you should have gone to the dentist sooner, Booth." Brennan took a forkful of food and he wanted to cry. She was doing it on purpose. The way she slowly transferred the food to her mouth from the fork was pure torture. And then Booth got an idea; don't judge. He wrote on the white board again. "A kiss will make it better." Brennan read. Brennan leaned closer, making it seem like she was going to kiss him on the lips and at the last second turned her head to place a ghost like kiss on his cheek.

"A ww ww." Booth whined.

"Sorry, I can't understand you." Brennan knew the kiss on the cheek wasn't what he'd had in mind. Booth tried to write but the marker was out of ink.

"Upid a ke ." Brennan laughed softly as she took her plate and cup to the sink. Stupid marker, he repeated in his head. It's not fair, Booth shook his head.

Like it, hate it. Let me know. I've got another one almost done:D