Prompt by Midnight's Haze!
I really liked this idea. Don't look at me
Dipper
Mabel
Bill
Stanford
/Stanley/
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So I definitely decided to be the first to text you on this
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We totally didn't draw straws
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How are you holding up with the new phone?
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/o dnrj nw whst im d inh/
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Are you... talking in code?
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/hlp i csnt tye corect/
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How about
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Turn on speech-to-text
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/is it working/
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Much better!
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/thank you child. it was surprisingly difficult to type on such a small screen/
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/not all the keys would press when I attempted/
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It must be all those callouses on your fingers. iPhone screen sensors can't detect the signature from your fingers through that thick skin
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/what are you talking about boy/
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Just
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Don't worry
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Modern technology/words. I'll explain in detail next time I see you
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/how to get email/
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grampa stan?
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/email iPhone/
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what r u doing
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/how get email on phone/
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r u trying to google how to use ur email
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cause this isnt google
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/email/
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grampa u gotta click the google chrome icon
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/how to access email/
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oh my god
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okay im coming over
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Hey Polydactyl. The twins said they couldn't get ahold of you and were worried, so they forced me into this, seeing as you probably hate me enough to reply
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Where are you? You've been missing for three days
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/leave me alone demon/
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Come on, kid, you know all that stuff is in the past!
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/I refuse to associate with the likes of you/
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Okay fine, don't associate with me. Do tell me where you've been the past few days, or Shooting Star will blast my head off with her incessant worrying
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/I've been holed up in a secret room of the bunker, determined to defeat this vile level/
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Level of what? I've seen the bunker, there are no 'levels' of which you speak
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/this level on the phone game with sweets/
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...you're not talking about Candy Crush, are you?
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/that is the one/
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/now leave me, foul demon/
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Jeez this is getting out of control
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/~~Send this 2 5 of ur friends in the next 15 min & have good luck 4 10 years! Dont and have bad luck 4 evr!~~/
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I think it's time to stage an intervention
I like to think Bill sent him that last one just to mess with him.
Quick thing guys: I need deer puns. And puns about being trapped. Don't ask why, you'll find out later