Omakes - Pokémon Loud Version: Kanto
Take 30: The Louds Meets Astro (Alternate Takes of How It Could Go Wrong)
Within the multiverse, there are infinite possibilities. Lincoln had sent his Clefable, Astro to meet his family in the States. Lisa, Luna, Lola, Lucy, and Lori had taken Astro outside for him to demonstrate Metronome. Lynn saw a chance to get back at Lincoln and got her bat. She failed in one timeline, and she'll continue to fail in the others.
Iron Defense
While Astro continued to waggle his fingers in order to get Metronome to work as the others stood by with impatient looks on their faces, they remained unaware that Lynn was coming out of the house with a baseball bat in hand, intent on getting some batting practice in for her upcoming game. As she stepped out into the backyard, Lynn's eyes caught on the sight of her sisters watching some...pink girly-looking things doing some kind of dorky-looking dance. After staring at the sight for a moment, a look of realization appeared on her face as she thought 'That's gotta be another one of those Pokemon things Stinkcoln's been sending over lately. Pretty wimpy-looking one too, by the looks of things.'
After watching Astro wiggle his fingers around for a few more seconds, she turned her attention to the bat she was holding, then back to the Fairy-Type, who was still wiggling his fingers. A few seconds later, a wicked grin formed on her face as an idea started to form in her mind - while she wasn't able to land a hit on Lincoln's Beedrill or get a chance to swing at the Pidgeotto that crapped on her head on a few weeks ago, she stupidly thought that she'd be able to crack this pink, fairy-looking thing's head like an egg with ease.
It looked nowhere as tough as the previous two, so she shouldn't have any problems with it trying to defend itself.
'Let's see how Lincoln likes having his girly little fairy come back to him with a busted head...that'll teach him to make a fool out of me.' thought Lynn with a vicious grin on her face as she readies her bat to strike. After letting out a primal-sounding scream, Lynn charges towards Astro, swinging the bat at him with all of her might.
CRACK! WHAP! Astro's body becomes outlined in light blue and its body briefly shines giving her a metallic look. Astro had used gotten Iron Defense and did not even feel the bat come down. It hit, but it broke with the broken piece bouncing off Astro's head and hit Lynn right between her eyes. With a big bruise on her face, she stumbled backwards into the ground out cold with blood trickling down her nose.
As the other girls stared at the broken bat and Lynn's unconscious body with terrified looks on their faces, Lisa, glancing at the nasty bruise left on Lynn's face, mused "Iron Defense really does work."
"Iron Defense? It's flashy, but I really wanted to wow you." mumbled Astro, ears drooping slightly in disappointment.
"One of these days, Lynn is going to get herself maimed." Lucy said annoyed as she walked inside.
Explosion
'Let's see how Lincoln likes having his girly little fairy come back to him with a busted head...that'll teach him to make a fool out of me.' thought Lynn with a vicious grin on her face as she readies her bat to strike. After letting out a primal-sounding scream, Lynn charges towards Astro who was glowing brightly, swinging the bat at him with all of her might. KABOOM!
Lynn and her bat are caught in the explosion that Astro released. The other sisters were glad that the explosion was not big enough to injure them, but they watched Lynn's limp body crash into Mr. Grouse's garden right into a rosebush. The old neighbor came out to complain only for the bat to clock him on the head. A dazed Astro staggered about asking what happened.
"An explosion." Lisa said shocked.
"Explosion? I think I may to lie down!" Astro said before passing out.
There was a scorch mark on the ground and the girls now had to figure out how they were going to explain this one.
Roar of Time
Astro's chest glowed blue, then a small purple and black ball grows in front of its mouth, until it becomes nearly the size of its face. It then shoots a black, purple, and white beam from it, with white gusts of aura bursting from the beam as it is fired. The shock of the attack created a hole in time to Lynn tripped over Astro and fell into said hole as it closed.
"Oh shit." Lisa said flatly.
"Of all the moves, now I get Roar of Time!" Astro said shocked.
Lisa wondered where Lynn ended up.
[20 Years in the Future]
Lynn hit the dirt only to look up to see an older Lisa looking down at her. She sighed and turned on her time machine throwing Lynn into it to return her to the past. Lisa could have told Lynn that her continued attempts to antagonize Lincoln were going to get her killed, but Lisa decided not to alter history.
(A/N: A bit basic, but I wanted to get out some content. Metronome is a fun move to make fun of as it can be that extreme. I want to thank you for your views and whatnot, but I ask someone to take up one of my challenges! C'mon!)