It's just another furious letter...

Fuelling the fire is a job!

America written by dogsrule

Dearest Iggy!

OOOHHHH right! You mean it could be the one where you say weird stuff like 'smashing' instead of things that make sense!

Of course I knew! Same as how I know that what you just said was sarcasm!

With love from the HERO!,

America

P.S. uh… fyi you go to his house too. And the phrase 'all that happened' is one people use a lot. You use it too.

((Dogsrule here! Uh… did I unknowingly get America into a boat load of trouble with Iggy?))

Dearest Al,

WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN weird STUFF? YOU BLOODY SPOKE REAL ENGLISH AS A CHILD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT LUDICROUS BRAIN OF YOURS? ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?

FINE. I BELIEVE YOU. YOU WANKER.

Yours Sincerely,

The United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland

P.S. I DON'T ANYMORE 'FYI'. PLEASE. GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF WHEN I SAID 'ALL THAT HAPPENED' BUT NOW.

((I think you just did... :S))

:S ALFRED. WHY? XD

You have just made England angry.

points =)

Sorry I took so long to write back. England's been stomping around the house all weekend. :S