Hello everyone, I hope you like this chapter. This chapter will be skipping episodes to catch up with characters appearances in it.
Chapter 35
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AT CHARON RESEARCH COMPLEX 2C~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Currently they were talking to there comrades back at Armonia.
[EMILY! Please, slow down.]
Doyle said to the doctor who could not.
"SLOW DOWN?! General, the alien weapons, the vehicles, all of the artifacts we've found over the years, they weren't broken they were just deactivated! The people we called Forerunners were actually called "Makulan" in Naruto's universe! They just changed form until a more human like appearance!" Grey said out loud.
Hearing that, they were all surprised at not executing that.
[Ok, let's go everything we know.]
Hearing Wash say that, Simmons began speaking.
[Naruto caused all our teleportation Hernanes to explode, fried Charon's weapons, and almost got me killed. Good going asshole.]
"Well isn't he just fun to be around." Dead pool said while he was playing with a paddle ball.
[Who's he?]
Hearing Kimball ask that, Deadlool gives his introduction.
"Call me Deadpool, it rhymes with no school; to cool, ain't no fool and I'm the best there is at what I do!" Deadpool said while having wolverines mask over his own before throwing it away. They all just stare at him before Naruto began speaking.
"He was apart of my team in my own universe, he's like Felix; the merc with a mouth yet he's... By the way how are those two doing?" Hearing that, Doyle began speaking.
[They aren't saying anything...]
Hearing that, Naruto just nods in understanding.
"Anyways we have the upper hand since most likely the weapons they've been using has short-circuited meaning they no longer have there tech just like us."
Hearing that, he looks at Carolina standing next to him.
[Charon and Ultron have always used that technology to get the upper hand but now all there machines and weapons have been fried.]
After Wash said that, Kimball put in her own thoughts.
[We now have them out-numbered, and out-gunned. Without their toys, they've got nothing more than standard UNSC weaponry. It's an even playing field.]
After hearing that, Simmons wanted to point out something.
[You know, I've been working with weapons a lot lately, so I'd just like to point out, that the standard UNSC weaponry, can still put a fucking hole in your skull.]
"He's got a point, I for one know just how much a single bullet can do." Naruto could only nod in agreement to Deadpool's words.
[Guys, as long as Ultron is out there he'll prevent all contact with the UNSC, I wish the master chief would have stayed but he had a mission to get too. What I'm saying is I'm not sure how much longer these small victories will be able to keep our heads above water. So, maybe it's time we aim higher. The tractor beams at Crash Site Alpha are the only things keeping us from leaving the planet-]
Naruto was the one who caught her off.
"They made a mistake with John getting here and leaving, they won't do it again. But back to the real importance of why we called you, the map. We were given a map just after Deadpool had arrived and we we're about to leave." Naruto told them on the other line.
"He has a point. Taking Crash Site Alpha is possible, but not without heavy losses. Those coordinated could lead us to something that might save lives." Carolina said, agreeing with Naruto.
"Uh, test. Could...?
One tower took out all of Charon's weapons. There's no telling what another one could do! I mean hell, if it found be just away to turn the other tower back on, we can add badass alien lasers to the armory! Why else are we in this war?!" Epsilon yelled out loud.
[And I get to add another weapon category to the armory spreadsheet!]
Hearing that, both Tucker and Deadpool said "nerd" simultaneously.
[Organizing data is not nerdy. It's efficient! Come on, Church and Tex are computers. They know what I'm talking about.]
Hearing that, both Ai's look at one another.
"Yeah, don't drag us into it nerd." Epsilon said out loud.
[Hey, that remind me. If we're here, who's running the armory?]
After Grif said that, the two idiots look at one another.
[We don't have time to investigate. For all we know, Ultron's already working on a new batch of rifle replacements.]
Hearing Kimball say that, Tucker couldn't gel but disagree with her.
"Don't have time? We can just fly right over and check it out." Hearing that, Wash began speaking once again.
[We already know Ultron has scouts monitoring our activity whenever possible. If we send a ship out to the middle of nowhere, they'll notice and they'll follow.]
"We can't just ignore it, I'll go there with a small team." Naruto told the others back at base.
[And that will take time that we don't have-]
She was cut off by Naruto speaking.
"No, I will chose who will come along with me. Kimball, you will lead the charge against Alpha. Deadpool will be joining you guys shortly since you will be needing his help at the moment." Naruto told them, leaving Doyle out.
[Why does-]
Naruto just starts speaking once again without a care.
"Do you really want to go straight at the enemy in the front lines?" Hearing that, Doyle looks both ways before speaking.
[Well... I..., a-heh...unfortunately we'll need someone to stay behind and guard the Capitol, and I know the city better than anyone.]
What he says made him sound like he was bailing on the attack.
[Then it's sounds like Kimball is our leader.
With that said, Kimball decided to speak again.
[The Feds won't take orders from me.]
Hearing that, Naruto spoke again much to Kimball's surprise at his words.
"They will if they don't want Deadpool to shoot them in the knee caps." He told her, which Deadpool just nods in agreement.
"Hey, on the bright side you can count on my and my boys." Hearing Sarge say that, both Simmons and Grif didn't like that one bit.
[Oooooh... Uh, we need to work at the armory actually.]
Just after saying that, Freckles began speaking to them.
[Me and the two lopez's can watch it, you guys go.]
Hearing that, Sarge could only agree with the machines words.
"I'm gonna kill you in your sleep." Grif whispered to Freckles who only gave him the middle finger.
"Try it and you'll find yourself full of led." The machine threatened Grif.
"Ok, then the rest of us can act as the search team. Naruto brings his arm, Grey bring the brains." Hearing that, Caboose couldn't help but speak his thoughts.
"And I bring the comic relief." Hearing that, Church looks at Naruto who just shrugs.
"We'll hop on the next pelican to Armonia and prep to head out." Carolina told the group.
"And if we okay this right, they won't know what hit 'me." Church said to them, which Naruto must nods in agreement.
~~~~~~~~~~~SOME TIME LATER AT CHORUS-UNSETTLED TERRITORY~~~~~~~~~~~
"Let's take a break everyone." Naruto told the group, being the first to exit the vehicle.
"Hey Tucker, get the gas cans in the back." Church told his friend but Caboose suddenly got in front of them.
"You told me those were lemonade cans." Hearing that, Naruto just face palms his helmet.
"What? When?" Church questioned the blue dumbass.
"The first week we met." Hearing that, Church gave a few laughs until he realized the mistake.
"Were you drinking gasoline?" Tex questioned Caboose who immediately answered.
"The first gulp was pretty rough, but you know, I didn't want you guys to think you made bad lemonade." Hearing that, Naruto still wonders if Caboose is even human.
"Hey, Epsilon." Hearing her voice he teleports right next to her. While they continued to speak Naruto looked to see how much gas they have left but noticed they lost three gallons of gasoline due to Caboose drinking it. Naruto hands one of the last gallons to Tucker who takes it and begins filling up the cars.
"Okay, we're ready to go." Tucker said, gaining Epsilon's attention.
"Oh, badass. Cool, did you fill up our car too?" Epsilon questioned the green soldier.
"Yeah, I gave it to both of them. Bow-" Tucker was cut off by Carolina speaking once again.
"Chika-bow-..." Carolina just stops speaking, seeing everyone was staring at her much to her embarrassment.
"Wow... You just murdered the joke; great going Carolina." Tex said to the freelancer while Tucker looks down sadly.
"I feel violated." Tucker said, feeling hurt at hearing her steal his catchphrase.
"I was only trying to loosen up." Carolina tried to say but Church just disagrees.
"No... That was too loose. Just tighten that back up a little." Hearing that, Naruto then spoke.
"Bow-chika-bow-wow!" When he said that, Tucker moves both hands towards Naruto as if saying "see, he gets it!" and he even said it out loud which Carolina just shakes her head.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NIGHT TIME AT THE LOCATION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Holy shit!" Tucker said out loud, staring at the large bean along with the others.
"I think it's safe to say we're here." Church said while Carolina could only agree with his words.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BACK WITH THE REDS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY DEADPOOL?!" Wash questioned the Mercenary while they stood at the abandoned fueling station.
"What, he kept staring at me so I gave him sobering to stare at." Deadpool said without giving a shit.
"SO YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE KNEE CAP, ARE YOU INSANE?!" Hearing wash say that, Deadpool just shows him a title card saying [Yes] which Wash could only shake his head.
"I like his style, he punishes anyone who goes against him." Hearing Sarge say that both Simmons and Grif looked at him with disbelief.
"He didn't say anything! He was just confused at who he was!" Simmons yelled since the blood from the soldiers knee flew into his helmets visor.
"It doesn't matter if that he had it coming or not but any word for the trickster?" Hearing that, Wash takes a deep breath and breathes out.
"Yes, they found some sort of giant alien temple shooting pure energy in the sky." Hearing that, Grif began speaking in a know it all voice.
"What did I tell ya, Blue Team problems." Grif told the other reds.
"You know I think it's really admirable that you all chose to stay and fight for the people of Chorus." Hearing that, Deadpool felt something off with his words unlike the other three.
"Oh. Thanks, Wash." Simmons said, happy to hear him say that.
"When I first met you all, I honestly thought you'd never amount to anything, but you've really proven me wrong." Hearing Wash say that, the three started to feel uncomfortable.
"Uhhhh, cool. Thanks, dude." Grif said but sadly Wash just continued.
"Sure, you may not be the most conventional soldiers, but no matter the challenge you always manage to find a way to come out on top. And that's something really special." Hearing that, the three knew something wasn't right but when they turned to Deadpool he was drawing something on a piece of paper and when he turns it he shows three dead stockman character's that were headshoted.
"YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA FUCKING!" Grif yelled, being the first to realize it but it was confirmed when Wash continued speaking.
"NO, I DON'T!" Wash yelled, giving it away.
"No, you do, you definitely do! You're getting all sentimental and shit!" Grif accused of Wash who still tried disagreeing.
"No, guys. Come on, you'll be fine! I've got total faith in you. You're some of the best soldiers I ever knew." Wash said, now causing Simmons to overreact.
"WTF IS THAT PAST TENSE BULLSHIT?!" Simmons questioned Wash who just continued speaking.
"Look, I just want you to know, I'm proud of you. I'm sure if you stick together, you'll be okay. What unit are you in?" Wash questioned them but immediately regretted hearing it.
"Volunteered for the front lines!" Hearing that, Wash could only say "Oh." while looking away unlike both Grif and Sarge overreacting.
"Well...look in the bright side..." He doesn't continue speaking due to unable to follow it up.
"You know, if you say that, you're supposed to follow it up with the bright side!" Hearing that, Wash could only agree while looking down sadly.
"AHAHAH I CAN SEE WHY NARUTO LIKES YOU GUYS, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!" Deadpool yelled, finding this all entertaining.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BACK TO NARUTO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A true warrior?" Epsilon questions Grey, confused by her words.
"Of physical strength and mental clarity." Hearing Grey say that, Naruto's gaze shifts to the beam of light.
"I'll go first..." Hearing that, they were all surprised at hearing that.
"Naruto, you sure?" Hearing the words of Tex who appeared on his shoulder, he could only nod.
"Just...be careful." Hearing that, he stepped in front of the bean before jumping into it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WITHIN THE BEAM OF LIGHT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Naruto's eyes just widen to find him in Asgard, much to his confusion.
[WHO...ARE...YOU?]
Hearing that, Naruto just answers.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki Khan." Hearing that, the entire area changed to show himself killing Peter which he froze.
[No... You are not anymore.]
Hearing that, he couldn't move but just stares at at the dead Spider-Man, soon enough dead bodies of all his friends were at his feet.
[The moment you killed Peter was the moment you were no longer yourself... You are no Khan... And you are certainly no Mandarin. All you are is a nobody trying to be somebody yet you've missed the bigger picture on what the Mandarin is supposed to do.]
Hearing that, Naruto could only stare at the dead Peter with wide eyes which he just looks down, ashamed but he closed his eyes, thinking about his friends.
"That won't stop me from trying to fix the mistakes I've caused. I must do what I can to help the ones that I hurt. Even if I no longer know who I truly am, what I can do is create a new, and better person. One that will put the old me to shame." Hearing that, there were more answers until he got one.
[Interesting, in order to move forwards you will throw who you once were away while slowly trying to create a new version of yourself, one that will outshine your old self. Yet...]
"I will never, forgive myself for what I've done. No matter what, it is impossible for me to forgive myself or forget about what I've done." Hearing that, a red Ai of the Makulan appears in front of him and jeans closely to his face.
[You haven't finished trying to create a new version of yourself, you still need a few more touches until you're finished but you should know none of this is prof you're the true warrior.]
"I know I'm not the true warrior." Hearing that, they Ai was now confused as he watched Naruto point at him.
"The day I become the Mandarin again, is the day my true self is complete!" Hearing that, the Ai could not help but find Naruto interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BACK OUTSIDE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Naruto came out of it, they were surprised.
"What did you see?!" Tex questioned Naruto who just shakes his head.
"I'm not the true warrior but..." Just after saying that, Caboose had just jumped into the beam trying to find Naruto and exited in another second later.
"And we're back!" Caboose shouted, surprising them.
"Say hello to Santa!" Caboose said happily at a new friend being made which the Ai appears behind Caboose scaring the shit out of the three soldiers.
"My apologies, Naruto can I talk to you since your "new best friend" is completely retarded... I mean, wtf is wrong with him?" Santa questioned Naruto who just nods.
"Wait... You're calling him Santa?" Naruto asked Caboose who just nods.
"Santa, the alien... Ai construct." Epsilon said, not liking this one bit.
"It is an honor to meet you...noble warriors." Santa said to all of them.
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