Section 37: Disgusting Drinks
Apollo introduces Lyfin—Special Tea!
Apollo: Here are the samples!
Zeus: Is it any good? Because I want something other than Demeter's Corn Juice for my teatimes.
Poseidon: Taste it, Zeus. Do you know what sampling means?
Zeus: Shut up, Poseidon.
Demeter: Why does it smell of dried mud?
Apollo: I thought you liked mud and earth and those sort of things.
(Poseidon takes a sip)
Poseidon (spitting it all out): EEUUUUKKKHHHH!
Aphrodite: Eww! You've splattered all of my Elise Winders dress!
Zeus: Yeah, yeah, tell me to taste it.
Poseidon: Uggggggghhh! This—is—the—worst—beverage—of—the—world! What did you put in it, Apollo-crushed cockroaches and beetles?
Apollo: Actually, it's crushed grasshoppers and earthworms, but I can put a cockroach in too, if you like.
Aphrodite: EWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT SORT of drink is this?
Poseidon: Ukkkkhh…what possessed you to make an insect drink?
Apollo: What? It's yummy.
Athena: Wait a minute…what's Lyfin?
Apollo: Oh, it's my sacred city of ants. They offered to donate a few of their population to me.
Aphrodite: Eeeeeeecchh! I'm going to puke!
Poseidon: Please do that outside. I can't bear another repulsive sight or taste.
Apollo: Well, why don't you others taste it? Uncle P.'s tastebuds are not feeling well today.
(Everyone): …..
Artemis: We're….not in the mood for tea.
Apollo: Oh, well. I made a moth-and-spaghetti pie too, if anyone is hungry….
Artemis: I think you'd better get out of this room, Apollo, because we're all going to throw up.
Poseidon: And I thought Zeus was the disgusting one…
WHADDYA THINK?