Hey guys. I'm so exhausted. Tuesday and Wednesday was tiring. I biked over 25 miles and walked over 10 miles. I have exercised for the summer, I'm staying indoors.

310. Figure out the meaning of 'All is One, One is All'

When Izumi picked up her students from Yock island to see if they had figured out the meaning of the saying she told them 30 days earlier. They couldn't stop singing the 'Circle of Life' and when she first found them, they were standing on a giant rock holding up a baby fox.

Edward never really told anyone the REAL reason he had a fox bite on his arm, however Al and Izumi know better

311. Toga Party

Edward's toga wasn't put on tightly enough and he had ran out of boxers

He was ridiculed by the men and Riza plus all of the other women blushed every time he went by. Edward was not seen at an HQ for at least 6 months.

312. Come up with nicknames

There was a time the Furer was not good at giving second names to state alchemists.

"Hmmm, I think he should be the Pretty Flower alchemist."

"But your Excellency, he specialized in transmuted weaponry."

"Do you doubt me?"

"No your Excellency."

Eventually, he got someone else to do it for him unless he was bored and needed a laugh

313. Put on a Play

The military held it's annual play and this year it was 'Robin Hood'. Roy got the leading roll, however he was not fond of the green tights.

314. Have a sleepover

No one would have guessed that Breda slept in footy pajamas or that Roy still had a teddy bear named Wiggles, however neither would let their secrets get out, even if they had to kill all witnesses.

315. Sing every word in the English language

Father had a lot of time on his hands while his kids were out terrorizing the population. It only took him about 30 years of his long life, however he had to start over again when they updated the dictionary.

316. Hijack the Batmobile

What made it even more epic is that there was a switch to play his theme song and you could insert any name.

Edward had the time of his life, especially since he finally got his drivers license.

"HA Mustang! I can drive!"

"Yes, but that's grand theft auto."

"So, that just means I'll be in the next video game."

317. Revert back to the 1960s cartoon style

The random words that kept showing up after anyone sent a punch or something sudden happened, confused people for awhile however no one questioned it because they did not want to be written out of the show

318. Go to the West

Edward was furious when he arrived in the Western part of Amestris due to the fact that there were not cowboys everywhere and it was not an old west theme. Especially since he was stuck dressed as a cowboy due to Breda and Havoc's advice.

However, the people in the west did teach him ways to tie knots so idiots couldn't get away while he used their torture techniques on them.

Breda and Havoc ended up regretting giving him their advice

If you noticed, there was a two word change about this story, tell me if you can spot it…. XD