Roughly a couple weeks later the trio was sitting in a diner eating their food while Dean looked for a new case. He sighed and handed the job over to Sam rubbing his eyes from the strain.
"Here Sammy, my eyes feel like they're going to start bleeding…" Dean grumbled eating some more fries. Dean then looked over at Angelica with a smirk. "Hey we never did get to hear about that gambling ring."
Angelica rolled her eyes at her cousin but even Sam was now listening curiously.
"It started in second grade."
"Holy shit, second grade?" Dean choked on his fries before coughing it loose.
"You mean you had an illegal gambling ring that young?" Sam asked horrified and Angelica smirked embarrassedly.
"It wasn't illegal because I found a loophole. I read the school-wide rule book cover to cover. While it said 'no gambling with money' on school premises it said nothing about gambling with lunch and breakfast tokens…"
Dean snorted with laughter before taking a bite out of his burger.
"It was a very long con, in fact it was the even rarer double con." Angelica informed her cousins. "I managed to sucker all lunch tokens from one particular person and they'd look at me in sadness. 'but now I cannot eat!' So I told them that I would sell them back one of their lunch tokens for that day at the low price of $1.25 and they did it thinking they were being saved from starving."
"Uhm that doesn't really sound like much of a con Angel…" Dean admitted shaking his head but Angelica smirked at him wolfishly.
"Ah, but the trick was that a school lunch cost $1.25 anyway, and if they had the money they could've easily bought a lunch without the token. Not my fault they were too stupid to figure that out…"
Dean burst into laughter and wiped the ketchup off of his chin from where he spattered himself.
"Okay kid…that IS a helluva con…" Dean admitted laughing again and shook his head. Sam cleared his throat and looked up at them.
"I think I got a case guys in Iowa. Man gets impaled by knives in the middle of the street without any tearing in his clothing." Sam explained to them and Dean shrugged.
"What do you think Angel?"
"I'm game if you are Squishy."
"And we're back to the Squishy nonsense…" Dean sighed and Angelica smirked back at him.
They got in the car and drove down the highway towards Iowa. Angelica sighed in contentment and rested her head against the head of her seat and lightly slept.
*DREAM SEQUENCE*
Angelica found herself somewhere she'd never been before. She looked around the posh bedroom and lightly ran her hand over the silk sheets on the bed.
"Now how the Hell did I end up here?" She asked herself worriedly.
"Well Sweet Cheeks, seems you can project yourself while you sleep…"
Angelica jumped in surprise and then glared at Gabriel. She saw him wearing a wife-beater and heart covered boxers and she fell onto the bed laughing hysterically. She laughed even harder and started to cough and giggled lightly before rubbing her sides to ease the pain in her ribs.
She got back up off of the bed and saw Gabriel now dressed in regular clothes. He had a light red tinge to his cheeks and crossed his arms glaring at her.
"Oh GOD I'm sorry!" She tried to sound apologetic but burst into giggles again. Gabriel rolled his eyes in exasperation.
"Well YOU were the one that popped in unannounced Sweet Cheeks…" Gabriel sat on the edge of the bed. "I was just going to start watching THOR." He admitted snapping his fingers and a massive screen appeared on the wall.
"You don't seem all that upset that I just caught you in your under-clothes…" Angelica sat beside him watching the movie start up.
"Yeah I'm not that upset because when you first showed up I didn't have either thing on…"
Angelica sputtered in horror and gaped at the Archangel.
"Be thankful I had the foresight to at least snap those on…" Gabriel smirked wolfishly at her. "Unless of course you'd be okay with the original wardrobe…" He raised his eyebrows at her and went to snap his fingers but she stilled his hand.
"Don't even think about it Wingman…" She offered drolly making him pout and he shrugged and snapped up a lollipop. As an afterthought he snapped one up for Angelica as well. "Thanks. But now I won't be able to look at you again without seeing little red hearts on boxers…"
"You know since you got to see me in underwear it's only fair I get to see you…" Gabriel offered about to snap his fingers eagerly and Angelica glowered at him.
"Snap those fingers and I will find a way to break them…" She warned him and he smirked back at her.
"It's not like I haven't already seen you…" Gabriel offered with a massive grin making Angelica pale. "You take long bathes…" HE inadvertently admitted to spying on her while she bathed.
"OH MY…!" Angelica gaped at him. "WHAT KIND OF ARCHANGEL ARE YOU?" She snapped at him and he smirked at her smugly.
"I'm the fun one…"
"Well you're certainly the most horny one!" Angelica snapped at him making him laugh out loud.
"True enough…" He agreed with a nod.
"So every time I bring you up to Dean and Sam, Dean wants to meet you more and more…"
"Not happening anytime soon Sweet Cheeks. Those two chuckleheads wouldn't know what to do with an Archangel."
"So why do you always clam up when I mention anything about you three meeting?" Angelica asked once more and Gabriel set his jaw and smirked grimly at her.
"Aw what a shame, it's time for you to wake up…" He snapped his fingers and Angelica was no longer there. When she was safely gone he breathed in relief. "Phew that was close…" He muttered darkly.
Angelica felt something poking her in the shoulder and she opened her eyes and glared at Dean.
"WHAT?" She growled at him and he held up his hands in surrender.
"We're here Angel…time for you to wake up…" Dean smirked at her and frowned at the lollipop in her hand. "Hey did you have that when we started the trip?"
Angelica looked at the lollipop in her hand with a smirk.
"Anyway, let's go see what happened to this guy. Hey where's Sam?" She looked around worriedly.
"He's getting us a room for the duration I was tasked with waking up your majesty…"
"Well then slave boy, you've completed your task now away with you…" Angelica grumbled with a dismissive hand and Dean glowered at her.
"Oh that's it…" He pulled her from the car and hiked her over his shoulder.
"DEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT ME DOWN!"
"Sure thing…" He smirked and dropped her in the fountain that was in front of the Motel. She shrieked in surprise and stood up and glowered back at him. Angelica grabbed his shirt collar and tipped herself backwards back into the water this time taking Dean with her.
Sam exited the Motel with two room keys and saw both Dean and Angelica standing at the Impala completely soaked to the bone. His forehead creased while his eyes did a confused expression. Dean had coined this facial expression as (Sam's WTF Just Happened) look.
"Do I even want to know…?" He asked them both.
"Not really."/"No…" They both answered and Sam shook his head.
"Why do I bother…?" He asked quietly causing Dean and Angelica to point at each other.
"He started it!"/"She started it!"
Sam groaned while he rubbed his forehead.
"It amazes me that you are both older than me and yet you act like five-year-olds…"
(AN:/ I wonder if Angelica will ever find out that Gabriel to her is the Trickster to Sam and Dean?
