ZAFT of the radiance

by aliastheabnormal

The amazing adventures of the washed up protagonist trio of Gundam Seed. And their assorted adventures alongside many others from all around the universe. The people and places in this series are works of fiction. The views and situations presented here do not match those of its associates and are merely acts of satire and/or drama.

35. Special 5: A WiiU Christmahanukwanzakah

ZAFT of the radiance: Road trip

Dr. Weird's lab: South Jersey shore.

We find ourselves inside Dr. Weird's lab where a party is being held with all of the series cast member and Dr. Weird in the stage "Gentlemen, behold! Hit it!" And Steve pulls a lever starting the song "A simple request which a white evangelical reverend begins to sing.

I don't want a lot for Christmas...

All I wish is to obtain

You whom I've been pursuing since May 1948

My want for you is quite real

Just one racial purge and you will

Make my wish come true.

All I want from Christmas is... you!

(This is what the evangelical clergy really believes in)

With that I could rise to heaven

Fill the land with burning fags

All the Negroes will the lynched

All the bitches will be smacked

Our race will be at the top once again

It will be white sharia law

Jews will be shocked to discover

That they have been played for fools

I just want those who resist

To die like measly little pigs

Forget peace and love

All I want for Christmas is, to, rule!

As the crowd lies shocked GLaDOS turns to the camera and says "Happy 21st of December everyone. If the world really does end, well, we'll see you all in hell, you monsters."

Special 5: A WiiU Christmahanukwanzakah.

Co-written by Aliastheabnormal, GLaDOS, and Kyubey

Its an ass kicking Christmahanukwanzakah and all thru Aperture. The experiments were proceeding quite well, what a bore. And our authors leave for Tuscon to get Christmas things, to get the new replacement for the Wii. Even if its just four Gamecube's taped all together. And at best in a year's time will be graphically underpowered. And although everything else its a gimmick or port it still has a new Super Mario Bros.

"You suck at rhyming Alias" Commented Kyubey as they stood in a line, waiting for crap from about half a mile. In some shopping mall that is at best nondescript. It has stores and a fountain, but I don't give a shit.

"I wonder where GLaDOS is anyway by the way" "Well Alias I think we're better off not knowing. By the way could you hold the line for me, I need to get some supplies." And so Kyubey left for a hardware store pulling out a list on how to build a bomb.

Several hours later the guy at the front, Beecha Oleg was there to sell stuff. Alias looked on with a look of shock when he muttered "MOTHERFUCK!" Beecha rather shocked asked "What's up?" "I thought I got rid of you!" "Its a free universe." "I suppose so... Anyway why are you here anyway? I thought you either sold houses, drove a cab to the former site of Las Vegas. By the way how is that place doing?" "Still on fire." "Anyways I don't suppose you still have a WiiU?" "Yeah, but why do you want one? I mean it looks like the next gen consoles will be just like the previous stuff." "I don't want it its GlaDOS, she wants to play the new Mario that is coming with the system." "I see, well here you go! That will be 599.99 US dollars." Alias hands over the money with great regret. "There goes what remains of my savings and credit as well." "By the way, you should beware. Some times the WiiU can cause side effects." "What do you mean Beecha?" "Well, this is just a rumor but," And suddenly while Beecha talks the room darkens, lightning strikes alongside howling winds, and everyone else is gone. "I heard that the WiiU is cursed by the spirits of the original Nintendo fanbase." "Huh?" "Basically, the crazy 30 year old's who live with their mothers unemployed and on welfare, like you!. Whom basically never had girlfriends and are too poor and ugly to get a prostitute, like you!" "Get to the point Beecha before is smack you with my Wii." "Well in other words the Hardcore fanbase who didn't survive the exodus to the Playstation 3 or Xbox 360 are now vengeful spirits who want to destroy Nintendo. But that's just silly." "Yeah right... Anyway just give me the WiiU so the plot can move on."

And so after some other stuff we cut to our authors in the Scion XB returning... With GlaDOS mentioning. "Kyubey is right, your rhyming is atrocious." "Oh be quiet! Anyways did everyone get their shopping done?" Kyubey said "Yes, I've got all the components for the bomb." Alias commented "Why do you need a bomb? I mean are you still pissed about losing the ability to turn magical girls into witches? Besides, that whole dumping energy into the universe was flawed since energy doesn't just disappear it just transmutes into an unusable form. I mean, just let it go, I mean if you're not careful the Inculords will lock you up like they did with Ryubei." GLaDOS added. "Well if you need bombs you could leave it to me. After all I would love to test some bomb designs." Kyubey finishes with "Its for Homura. By the way, how the hell are you fitting your body inside this car?" "It is a mystery for the ages Kyubey, a mystery for the ages."

At that time... or so it... Ah screw it! I'm too white for this shit! "Good for you" Shut it Kyubey! I'd like to see you do this. Anyways in a mound watching the horizon we find ourselves with two shining fairies one yellowish white, and one deep purple, the purple one told the yellow one. "Ooh sis that's the last one!" With the yellow one responding "Indeed brother, we better find Skull kid and report this." The purple fairy commented "Yeah! Lets go Tatl!" Tatl then nods and says to the purple fairy "Yes Tael soon we will have revenge on Nintendo."

The fairy siblings go to the roof of an abandoned building back in Tuscon, where they meet a child with straw like clothes and a purple mask shaped like a heart but with horns all over, looking at the full moon. Tatl mentions "Skull kid were back! And why are you wearing that fake Majora's mask anyway?" Skull kid turns to look at the fairies, crosses his arms and begins to float muttering quietly "Because my redesigned face looks stupid... Anyway what's up?" Tael excitedly commented "Ooh! Skull kid! The last WiiU's have been sold!" Then Skull kid clasps his hands doing the Gendo pose chuckles sinisterly for a bit and says "Good, Now, let the culturally inclusive celebrations... Begin!" Skull kid then lifts his arms into the air and summons a storm that shapes itself into the form of an NES. Which starts rumbling and expanding. "And now my fairy friends we... laugh evilly! BWAHAHAHAHA!" And is joined by Tatl and Tael to the theme of Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.

Back at Aperture science we find our authors readying for Christmahanukwazakah. GlaDOS is using the turrets to help decorate with GlaDOS looking on and checking some blueprints humming jingle bells.

"This is great! Finally a new terminal body. With this baby I will be able to go out and still be able to perform testing. (ping) Oh my, looks like the current test subject has finally expired, he sure tried though.

"Maybe I will give a break to the subjects for the holidays... NAH!" And thus GLaDOS continues her work. At that time Kyubey is wrapping presents or at least trying to, not quite getting the hang of it muttering

"I don't get it. How does this even work? I mean I used telekinesis and everything. Alias then shows up telling Kyubey "The WiiU has been set up Kyubey! Can you check if GLaDOS wants to go a round? After all I need to do adjustments anyways. GlaDOS overhearing tells them "I am right now working on something. Its a surprise so don't come to the Terminal chamber." Kyubey says "Well, you heard her. Even if we did want to try the four player gig." Then thru good timing two sphere shaped machines appear, rolling down one of the many maintenance rails of the facility. Although both are metallic gray and spherical, their only difference visually being the color of their large eye. Green for Rick, also known as the adventure sphere. And pink for Craig, the fact core. Whom alongside Neil, the space core, distinct due to its yellow eye were three defective cores, re-purposed as servants and assistants for the authors. Craig is yakking along to an annoyed Rick who mutters out "Why, wont, you, shut up!" "Hey Rick, Neil, the WiiU is ready and we need two more players." Rick says "No thanks, I'm already doing something else." Craig snidely snaps back taunting "The fact sphere accepts, because the fact sphere has the moves. The fact sphere is the best gamer in the facility. The fact sphere is the most capable sphere and it will pwn you old school." "Goddammit." Rick blurts out in frustration as Craig goes on "The fact sphere has bigger balls than the adventure sphere, and this proves it." "WHAT!?" "The adventure sphere climaxes early and has a small dick." "Oh you are so on cock biter!" Yells out Rick in anger as the two go to the living room to play alongside Alias. Kyubey pauses for a moment to comment "Do cores even have dicks?" and goes off to catch up with the others.

And so in the main living room where a massive entertainment system is located, as well as several plants as all four ready their controllers, or in the cores cases synching up with the WiiU's system. "Alright wimps,

you are all going down! Cuz this sphere was made for winning!" "Really? I thought you were made for adventure Rick." "Damn straight furry! I'm an adventure sphere! Designed for..." "Okay guys time to turn on the new system." Alias after saying this turns on the system and as it boots up everyone readies their stuff as Alias picks the game start option. Meanwhile outside Aperture the Skull kid and his fairies are looking on in a portal with glee with Skull kid boasting "Now, its showtime!" Tatl points out "Skull kid, it looks like the system is starting to initialize." "Say what?" Tael then gets in front of the Skull kid and asks Tatl "Sis, how long until its done?" "Well guys, according to this guide... three and a half hours." Skull kid and Tael remain floored for several minutes, until recovering and shouting a simultaneous "FUCK!"

Night of the first day: Three hours later

We find ourselves with the Skull kid and his fairies still waiting. Tatl is looking thru binoculars in a conveniently tree some distance away from the main office building of Aperture where most of the people living there were gathered and one of the very few places which aren't either inside the mountain or deep underground. With Skull kid pissing on a bush when Tatl yells out. "Hey guys! They finished! Get ready!" when hearing that both Tael and Skull kid readied for battle and then "What's this? System update?! five hours and fifteen minutes?!"

Morning of the second day: Five hours and fifteen minutes later.

As morning comes and the terrible trio wake up Tatl resumes her watch alongside Skull kid as Tael makes eggs Benedict for breakfast. Skull kid asks "Is everything ready?" Tatl answers with "No, actually it looks like the authors left in a car alongside the cores. (Tatl pulls out a map, compass, pencil, dowsing rods, and protractor out of hammerspace. How? It is a mystery for the ages.) According to my calculations, lets see...

Carry the 2, hold the E=MC Hammer... 8 hours, 20 minutes and 48 seconds."

Night of the second day: Read the paragraph above.

We find ourselves at night with Tael now looking at a standing high powered telescope. Skull kid and Tatl are drinking copious amounts of booze and Skull kid yells out in a drunken slur "Hey Tael (hic) Come here! Let's get fucking wasted! I even got some coke and everything!" Tael told them "Look Skull kid, I really don't want to drink." Tatl tosses a bottle of booze on the nearby street slurry and rubbing herself on Tael.

"Hey little brother... You're kinda cute..." And then Tatl pukes on a scared Tael. Tatl then passes out followed by Skull kid.

Morning of the final day: How the hell did this turn into a Majora's mask parody anyway?

Anyways, back at Aperture sciences. All is ready and turning on the WiiU and starting the game when it suddenly shuts down. "What the fuck is going on Craig?!" Rick yells out in frustration while Craig annoyed complains "The fact sphere does not need to take your bullshit. Also it seems that an evil magic is connecting the WiiU's all over the world in order to summon a giant Famicom to crash upon the world." "Oh that is fucking bull shit!" Rick bellows out Kyubey then asks "What now? GLaDOS is locked up in the main terminal after all." Alias gets on the communicator to call Neil who quickly blurts out. "Space is falling, space,

hello space, space rock, giant space rock, hello giant space rock." Rick shoves Alias out of the way to angrily reprimand Neil with "What are you talking about you twat?!" Neil switches the camera to the sky outside where a giant Famicom is falling from the sky provoking reactions of concern by most and Rick reacts with silence, and after some moments "shit." Then a giant explosion rocks the area with the smoking hole in the wall revealing Skull kid and his fairies, Tatl and Tael. Skull kid crosses his arms and raises his right leg into a large pile of debris yelling "Pitiful fools! It is time for an ass whooping!" and monologues "Oh yeah that was so awesome." And is completely ignored by the authors as they call GLaDOS who is telling them "Yes, I see. Anyway my project is done so I'll be there shortly." Alias said "I thought you couldn't move inside the facility and needed help even going outside." "(chuckles) Don't worry, for my genius has made it possible to create a body with a newly developed breakthrough called the Aperture science quantum connection grid interface system. To the Aperture science enrichment center." Alias then comments "Couldn't you just have swiped the technology from the federation or Celestial being?" GlaDOS annoyed answers "No for it is a highly complex communications system, light years ahead of anything Aeolia could dream of. It is based on the principle of utilizing GN particles to create a massive wireless communications network capable of faster than light transmission of large amounts of data." "I don't know what's sadder, how much you ripped off Celestial being or how you explained the basic functionality of Quantum communications with GN pixie dust better than the people who originally came up with that shit." Moving on, GLaDOS turns to Kyubey mentioning "Anyway the bomb is ready right?" Kyubey answers with "Yes." "We will use an Aperture science handheld portal device to transport us into the giant console where we will plant Kyubey's bomb and blow it up." Kyubey comments "I have my doubts on its safety." Prompting Alias to respond "Don't worry guys! I'll do it. After all I'm the author. So I can't really die."

Skull kid angrily yells out "Pay attention to me dammit! I'm here to kill you guys with the giant Famicom!" The authors suddenly notice the trio as Skull kid is fuming at the ears with, Tatl and Tael trying to calm him down. Rick asks "Who the fuck is this kid?" Craig answers with "That is the Skull kid. The Skull kid is a small creepy wood thing who lives in the forbidden woods. Because somehow Hyrule Castle town has been moved to the Lost woods. The Skull kid is wearing a fake copy of Majora's mask in order to hide his ugly face which now looks like a hollow who did too much heroin." Skull kid gets even angrier and starts doing ridiculous poses complete with Bruce Lee noises. Only to be interrupted by Alias who asks "Why are you here anyway?" Skull kid boastfully explains "To kick your ass! For too long Nintendo has been ignoring the hardcore gaming market, flooding the Wii with lame stuff like Wii Sports and ridiculous gimmicks like the Wiimote! So now I used the WiiU's resonance capacities due to it being four Gamecubes taped together with HD to drop a giant Famicon that will destroy the Earth! BWAHAHAHA!" Alias after hearing this comments "Do you have any idea how completely retarded you sound? Even if the lack of hardcore support and limited processing power are legitimate complains you are still full of weapons grade bullshit." Skull kid begins to stomp around angrily yelling out "What do you know you dumb, dumb doody face!"

Alias facepalms himself and begins to verbally smack around the Skull kid "For starters, the WiiU's controller is a ridiculously complicated piece of machinery. Its design is the main reason why the WiiU is around $100 more than the Wii at launch. Also most of all systems games come from third party developers. Whom are more interested in easy cash-ins and shovelware in post Dreamcast generations, than creating and adapting original and economically risky properties, which later on don't sell enough to break even in the international market, much like the project rainfall games. The Wiimote which was a gimmicky bitch that made everything harder than college had potential, but it was wasted. Especially with the Motion plus accessory whose true killer app, Skyward sword came two years too late, which by that time the PS3 and Xbox 360 had caught up and made motion control gaming a footnote in gaming history. Also Wii sports saved Nintendo financially, even if the gameplay was lame, and did more bad than good to the industry in the long run. It still showed off the systems capabilities to the point where Sony ripped it off. Just like everything else it has ever done. Ripped off straight from Sega, Nintendo, and Microsoft." Tatl yelled out in defense of Sony. "That's not true!" "Oh come of it! Have you seen the Playstation move? Its basically the Wiimote instead of it being a brick that can substitute for nunchucks, it looks like a giant black dildo. Their Playstation All-stars is such a blatant rip-off of Smash brothers, that the only way they can improve it is if they don't have smash balls. It even has Raiden in it, who is basically a poor man's Snake. I also bet money Sonic will cameo in this game because Sega will whore out Sonic for five bucks and a used condom, instead of making a new Burning rangers or hiring some janitors to find the missing Saturn code they lost somewhere in their sea of used ramen cups and tissues of grief from becoming the poster boy of fallen companies in the 90"s. It wouldn't be so bad, if they didn't spend three years being smug little assholes about their superiority. To the point that the only way they would shut up is if their system got hacked five fucking times. And what about you? You are trying to destroy the world because of graphical changes? Really?! Ever heard of plastic surgery? If they could make Michael Jackson white, why can't they make you brown? And haven't you gave thought on how you would get off planet? You do know you are going to die, right?"

After a moment of stunned silence Skull kid goes over the edge and yells "Jerk! Dummy! I'll kill you!" And then with a stern death glare worthy of Koji Kabuto and the words "Sit down before I smack you like a little bitch!" Alias pretty much silences Skull kid and the fairies who got sit in a row of bar stools. "Damn straight motherfucker! Anyway lets blow that thing up."

Night of the final day: The holiday and WiiU subplots really have gone to hell haven't they? It's like the Simpsons only that it will never catch on.

As our heroes begin their attempt GLaDOS appears in a new mobile body. Built similar to Atlas, only in a more feminine and humanoid face. With GLaDOS core in the head covered by a flat dome with GLaDOS eye in front. All in typical Aperture sterile white. Holding a portal gun GLaDOS readies one portal near a wall in the terrace. "It is time." And fires a portal into the giant Famicom in the sky Alias goes on to the location, carrying a giant bomb on his back that is shaped like Kyubey's head saying "Well, I'm off to deface the moon!" Craig replies with "You are blowing up a giant console." "I know but after seeing an article on TV Tropes involving it, I wanna blow up part of the moon for shits and giggles." Rick adds "You read TV Tropes?" "Why do you think I take so damn long to churn out this stories in the first place when I'm unemployed?" And thus Alias goes thru the portal and reaches the giant Famicon.

We find ourselves atop the giant Famicom which is dropping rapidly somehow, especially considering that in the world of Gundam 00 this thing is definitively NOT hauling ass. "Wow, I feel like I just walked into a place that actually follows the laws of momentum. I can't help but wonder how this was moved by the Skull kid in the first place. Majora's mask should be depowered and I doubt Skull kid or his fairies are capable of pulling this thing to 00 Earth. By the way, for those who wonder how I'm breathing in space well. Screw the rules, I have supernatural powers!" As Alias looks for a place to blow up the device he looks around noticing several high capacity rockets in the systems back. Simple in design and obviously using solid jet fuel, they are obviously from another area of dimensional space, quite a distance from here. Alias goes to investigate and looking around notices the brand Halliburton emblazoned alongside several "celebratory artworks" "A picture of Bin Laden getting punched in the face by Superman with the words "Fuck yeah! America!" On the bottom, (sarcastically) stay classy people. I suppose that if I plant this bomb inside the cartridge slot it will blow up easier. This thing is probably made of Nintendium anyways. Ah there it is! In that vaguely described area of the console because Wikipedia didn't have any photos or info of where it was in real life." And thus Alias tries to puts the bomb into the slot and leaves only to be surrounded by a group of mono eyed humanoid robots with the Halliburton logo on them and several American flags on them. The lead one, recognizable for having a very large codpiece which basically looks like a Zaku's commander antenna only in a vertical position. Giddily yells out in a very southern accent "Prepare to die beaner! America will destroy you!" Alias annoyed corrects with "I'm not Mexican, I am Latino, and as one it is offensive for robots to think all Latinos are from Mexico." "Shut it wetback! You cannot argue against America!" "This would have been so ironic back in 2008." "Shut it Coconut! America will take your oil and rape your women!" "And you're supposed to be patriotic?" "Quiet beany! America will lynch you!" "From Christmas, to Majora's mask to meta racial commentary. This really is like the Simpsons. And you already said that slur before!" "Bite it Chinaman! America doesn't give a damn about specifics! We take what we want!" "Do I even look Asian? You know what? Fuck this shit! Have fun burning into the atmosphere!" And with that Alias leaves closing the portal leaving the leader robot grunt who is still yelling alone. "Don't run away gweilo! America will not be ignored! (sigh's dejectedly) I'm so lonely! America just want to have friends!"

After returning thru the portal Kyubey asks to Alias "What took ya?" "Well I was looking around and found that the Famicom is being pushed here by rockets from Halliburton. And it was even guarded by Halliburton killbots." GLaDOS asks "Do you mean the ORT's?" "No, they look like something other than the ORT-55 models. I couldn't get anything else, because one of them was bitching about how great America is.

Anyway let's blow this shit up." And to Alias words GLaDOS presses a switch and a big ass explosion surrounds the giant Famicom from the inside out, and it does nothing. GLaDOS mutters "So that thing is made of Nintendium I suppose. You, Rick, Craig, Neil, ready the Apertue science high level energy diffusing particle ray cannon" The three cores nod in agreement and are strapped into service rails to head to the giant laser hidden inside the mountain.

As everyone goes off except Kyubey he looks on and wonders "How come that thing still hasn't crashed? The whole concept of a moon coming to impact a world over a three day period is rather illogical. After all its the energy released by the impact that would cause the damage. And with its speed it wouldn't really destroy anything except what it lands on. I just don't understand this."

Later on... "Welcome to the Aperture science high level energy diffusing particle ray cannon array chamber. We are now ready to fire this laser and blow up the Famicom" Rick then tells GLaDOS "The laser is charged, and ready to go." Neil blubbers out "Space, space, blow up the space rock, we are the space police. Blow it up, space." As he readies the targeting system and GLaDOS sits in the firing chair. And readies an advanced holographic targeting system "And now you die. And then cake. FIRE THE LASER." And thus the laser fires, and with all its might pushes it away for a bit only to slip off and bounce away into space.

At that time in the Queen Beryl's palace, we find Sailor Moon confronting said queen, again. "Okay Jadeite just how the fuck is she back? I thought she got blasted by a fucking death beam. And why does she look, I dunno... more HD I guess?" "Well Queen Beryl it seems she is the 2013 remake Sailor Moon." "Huh?" And then Sailor Moon states "Hey! Queen Beryl! I'm here to kick your ass!" Only to find herself ignored while Queen Beryl and Jadeite are discussing matters. "But the show hasn't even started, so how did that Sailor Moon show up? "Maybe its like Dracula in the games where Soma Cruz appears my queen. Basically Dracula is supposed to be God's opposite and is needed for universal balance." Meanwhile 2013 remake Sailor Moon is readying a tiara blast when the laser of the previous paragraph lands on her, causing a huge explosion to which nobody else noticed.

Meanwhile back at the plot. The giant Nintendo is still there, GlaDOS is in a corner swearing in frustration and the rest of the group is getting a lecture on Nintendium from Alias. Rick summarizes the explanation

"So you're saying that Nintendium is an ancient material made by Nintendo for its old consoles. It can survive being burnt, crushed, have a hole drilled in the middle of it, even bunker buster missiles, and it will be completely unfazed and the system and games will work perfectly. That is freaking awesome." Now they are also joined by GlaDOS two goonbots ATLAS and P-body as well as the Skull kid, Tatl and Tael. P-body is with GlaDOS keeping her distance to avoid her wrath. And ATLAS pulls out a tablet and begins speed typing. "Maybe we can repel the Famicom? We can use the huge pile of E.T. Atari 2600 cartridges, stuff them in a missile and shoot it into the meteor." Craig rebuffs with "Your plan is retarded. You are retarded. Your plan will fail and we will all die." ATLAS angrily strikes Craig and a brawl between the cores begins which is quickly joined by P-body, and Skull kid egging them on. Alias looks at his fist with determination and he runs up to the balcony, secretly followed by Skull kid.

When Alias reached the balcony he finds that Kyubey has readied the groups Scion XB and moves aside as the song Searching for the truth by Hiro-X begins playing as somehow Alias gains both driving skills and the car begins to fly towards the falling Famicom. With a worried Skull kid running to Kyubey who quietly mutters "godspeed friend..." At that time Alias gets dangerously close to the Famicom and jumps out of the car. Readying his left fist he flings toward the Famicom yelling out "AUTHOR PUNCH!" And striking the Famicom causing a huge explosion with Skull kid yelling "ALIASTHEABNORMAL!" As he disappears smiling, in a flash of light that signals the end of the threat as the song climaxes.

Dawn of the new day...

It is the morning after and all is back to normal. GlaDOS went back to her terminal and stored her body for maintenance and improvements. The cores and ATLAS are playing New Super Mario bros WiiU,

with P-body cheering them on. And Kyubey wondering to himself "Wow, I can't believe he is really gone." GlaDOS overhearing tries to comfort Kyubey. "He is a better place QB. If hell really is a better place."

Then a familiar voice resounds with "Heh, who do you think is in a better place?" And then it is revealed, Aliastheabnormal. This time with his Megaman recolor body changed massively. The body suit is all green,

but now more armored in the chest with a red pentagon light in the middle surrounded by the black armor. And his boots slimmed down heavily with round red jewels on the ankle sides and a green stripe in front of the foot. And slimmer gauntlets with armor on its side with another round red jewel near the hands, complete with slightly longer spiky hair. Everyone looks on amazed and rush to Alias with Rick asking "Is that you dude?" Craig adds "There is a % that Aliastheabnormal has obtained a Transmetal form." Rick comments "So now GlaDOS and Alias have new character models huh?" Kyubey then climbs up to ATLAS and although deadpan he mentions to him "I'm glad you're alright."

At that time, we find Skull kid and fairies walking alongside the desert streets. With Skull kid down and Tatl and Tael trying to cheer him up." "C'mon Skull kid you did what you could. At least the head author is gone." "Yes Tael is correct." An old long haired Japanese man with a white tux and black Dracula cape with a red inside and a cane appears from a portal with several heavily armed faceless soldiers emblazoned with the Halliburton logos. "I'm afraid you are wrong Skull kid." Skull kid's body language is quivering in fear with his fairies hiding behind him as he is surrounded by soldiers whom are cocking their sub machine guns and aiming them at the trio. "Doctor Shinigami sir! I'm sorry! I failed to destroy the world but!" "SILENCE! The great Cheney does not tolerate failure. You were given great power and were paid good money to crash that Famicom so we could go to war with Japan and sell weapons to both sides while undermining Obama!" "But Doctor sir, you barely pay us." "Be grateful you even work boy. After all you killed a hundred other people to get the job as per the law of right to work! And you failed!" With an eerie smile and raising a dried squid and a can of beer Doctor Shinigami utters "Ika... de beer!" And transforms into a white squid monster with tentacles surrounding his whole body called "Ikadevil!" And quickly uses his tentacles to stab Skull kid thru the heart, lungs, and stomach. Piercing his back and shattering his spine killing him instantly and tossing him unceremoniously into the ground aside the horrified Tatl and Tael who rush to Skull kid's corpse. Tatl devastated begins to cry as Tael rushes Dr. Shinigami looking to kill him when he is mowed down by the soldiers fire. The bullets literally rending his body to nothingness. As Ikadevil chuckles A German in a Nazi military uniform with an eye patch, whipping stick and bushy mustache exits from a portal and looks on at the carnage commenting. "Really, how pathetic. Anyway Doctor, I'm amazed you are here." "Well General Zol I need to get out of the office once in a while and that Skull kid's remains would make for good research material." As the soldiers Zol and Ikadevil who turms back into his human form close in, Tatl tries to protect the remains only to be swatted aside by Colonel Zol who boasts "I am, Colonel Bakarashin Iinodebitchi Zol, one of the commanders of Halliburton under our great leader, Lord Cheney If you wish revenge, become strong with hatred and face us again." And with a nod the forces of Halliburton retreat with Skull kid's body in tow thru teleportation portals to a Tatl that falls unconscious on the ground.

To be continued...