_All over again_
Summary: South Park is your average hick town near the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Join Lindsey, Reese, Kyle, Gina, Kenny and the other kids as they go on adventures and much humor ensues. But sometimes, every town has some drama and romance in the air.
A/N: Now the votes for John B's girl are in…and the obvious winner is…Lola ^w^ Now on with the story!
Chapter Thirty Seven: The Ever Sweet Triangle
Craig grudgingly knocked on the door of the Smith residence, and the door was opened by Clyde.
The boy stared at his best friend, "Dude, why are you dragging Robert Pattinson by the feet?"
"Long story, and he's too goddamn heavy" Craig muttered, dropping the man's feet to the ground and trudged inside to leave the guy in the cold. Clyde rolled his eyes as he and Token dragged Robert in the house and threw him in the corner.
"Aw, dude why is Robert Pattinson in my house?" Lindsey asked, not mad but just a little weirded out.
"Well, it's a very long story…" Craig huffed and plopped on the couch, which was a big mistake since he just landed right next to a certain hyper active brunette. Clyde snickered at the sight, and then sat down where Gwen was.
"Hey Craig~!" Ralinwi giggled happily as she hugged his arm with hearts around her.
"Ugh…" Craig groaned, right after hearing Sarah snickering behind them. Reese smiled at the sight of her friend, and she glomped the brown haired girl with the energy she still has left.
"Heh, nice to see you to Reese…" Sarah grinned and hugged back, but then letting go when Stan stood up.
"Reese, who's this?" Stan asked suspiciously, squinting his eyes at the girl he's never seen before. Damien, who was seated right on the floor next to Tweek, managed to smirk at Sarah, who in return grinned sheepishly.
"I didn't expect you to be back so soon," The Prince of Darkness spoke. Pip, who was sitting on the couch behind Damien, glanced from the new girl to Damien and back again. The British kid sighed a bit, but something deep down was stirring, and it was bad.
"Well I know but-" Sarah was immediately cut off with a crash in the kitchen. The door swing open to reveal a messy Kenny with flour here and there and Sweet, who had eggs and flour all over her. Apparently they were trying to make cookies for everyone with the help of Lindsey's grandma, and suddenly they kinda…messed up….
"Dude, did mess up the kitchen?!" Lindsey exclaimed, while the others were trying not to laugh. Kenny grinned as he placed an arm around the other blond, who blushed a bit in embarrassment. Lindsey's grandma came out, telling them it was fine and was gonna clean up and finish the rest of the cooking. Kenny and Sweet once again apologized for the mess, but the lady just smiled and waved it off. Kevin frowned a bit at how Kenny was being very close to Sweet, but shook it off as just being friendly.
"Uh Lindz, you don't mind if we could get some towels over here do ya?" Kenny laughed, as he tried to get the egg yolk off his hair.
"Sure thing Ken, and I'll get one for Sweet as well…"
"I'll help you," Ivy smiled as the two red heads went up the stairs. John V laughed a bit, when Sweet sneezed cutely, which also made Reese and Kevin laugh too. Sweet was about wipe off the egg yolk on her cheek, when Kenny gently wiped it off for her with the sleeve of his parka.
"You're messier than I am…" The blond boy chuckled a bit, as Sweet muttered a thank you. The half Chinese was about to ask what that was all about when Lindsey and Ivy came down with towels and wet cloths.
John B, who was sitting on the floor at eh other side of Tweek, took this time to talk, "So now what, I mean about Cartman and all that?..."
Kevin helped Sweet clean up, and while doing that replied, "I say we should investigate it,"
"But how though? I hate to admit this, but Cartman could be anywhere and is a devious hider…" James protested, watching his best friend Kenny gets cleaned up by Reese.
"If I could say something, maybe he's not the bad guy here…" Wendy suddenly spoke, which made almost everyone the room look at her like she's from another planet.
"Uh, say what? Wendy…this is Eric Cartman we're talking about!" John V exclaimed, as Kevin handed back the towel to Sweet and sat down with him.
"Uggghhh…" Robert Pattinson, forgotten in the corner, groaned as he looked at his surrounding, "W…Where am I?"
"Oh shit! He's awake…" Craig cursed under his breath, and was about to swing at him again when Reese stopped him. Naturally being a black belt, she karate chop Robert's neck and knocked him out once more.
Craig grinned, "Now we got a new problem…what should we do with this faggot?"
Reese smiled, "I've got an idea" She then turned to Sparrow, who was leaning against the wall, with a look that he knew all too well.
"Scottsdale?"
"Scottsdale,"
Sparrow grinned and nodded to Henrietta, who was sitting right next to Butters, "You know what to do,"
"Right…I'll tie him up and FedEx him…" She sighed as she, with the help of Pagan, got Robert Pattinson by the feet again and placed him in a big box with holes around it. Reese then got a tape recorder out, and pressed play, which the Barney song came up and she threw it in the box, not before pressing the reply button.
"You can close the box now," The Jewish girl gave the word, and pretty soon Henrietta and Pagan taped and closed the seals and wrote the address to Scottsdale. Reese then motioned Token and Clyde over, and she whispered in their ear to place the box outside until the mailman arrives. Nodding then shrugging at each other, then pushed the box together outside.
Kyle took this time to question his sister, "Ree, why did you FedEx Robert Pattinson into the box…and more importantly, why did you put a recording of Barney's theme song?"
After giving a high five to Craig, Reese turned to her brother, "Well, the songs annoying when you listen to it for too long…plus if he tries to stop the tape, it's gonna change to another song…"
"Which ones," Craig asked, and Reese gave him a list.
Annoying songs to annoy one Robert Pattinson
1. Barney theme song2. Paris Hilton's song (forgot the title)3. Teletubbies' Theme4. The Omen theme5. Kyle's mom is a bitch (in D minor)The list almost went on and on, and Craig laughed at the number five. When Kyle read this however, he glared at his sister, who grinned cheekily.
"She's your mom too you know…" Kyle muttered angrily.
"That was Clyde's idea…" His sister replied with a shrug, as the two turned to the brunette, who laughed nervously.
Meanwhile in Chef's place
"Ah, so I see you like the Ivy girl huh?" Chef summed up Peter's long and very complicated situation, as the said red head nodded solemnly. He didn't quite understand why he felt this way, even to a girl who he considered his best friend and all.
"So what should I do Chef?"
The dark man tried to think, and then smiled, "Well, why don't you treat her out on a date?"
"What's a date?" Peter tilted his head in confusion, not knowing the foreign word.
"Aw children, you don't know what a date is?"
"Uhhhhh,….."
"Well, I'll explain it to you in another song…"
"Oh goddammit…."
Meanwhile somewhere else…
In the deepest park of South Park, an elementary school boy wanders near the reeking ghettos and abandoned houses nearby. He didn't like it, but he had to bear it for now. Right now, it was important to meet his new client, for that certain client was carrying around four hundred thousand dollars in a mere black briefcase. He then found the location he was looking for, and stepped on the broken down house as another figure spotted him.
"So, do you have it?" The second person spoke in a low growl, as the boy walked over, removing his blue hat with the yellow poofball.
"Yes, but first…you have to give the cash up front," The boy replied, holding up a portfolio and gesturing the briefcase with his other hand. The figure came under the ceiling lamp to reveal a girl in all black, her blond hair hidden under the hat of hers. She placed the briefcase on the floor, and slid it towards the boy. That boy also stood under the bright light to reveal the fatass himself-
"Ay! I'm not fat…I'm big boned!"
Sure you are.
"Ay! You come down here so I can kick you in the nuts"
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
"Gyah!!!"
Aw, you know you love me.
"I'll Kill you!!"
Big words from a small little piggy.
"Who are you talking to?" The girl stared at the boy like he was crazy.
And soon, everything turned dark.
I love making fun of the little piggy!
Cartman: AY!
So I'll be seeing you guys again tomorrow...Mura is going to the doctor's now ^^ I might post chapter 38 tonight if I can come back early :D