RWBY Reacts to RWBY Kid AU: Semblance!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Right, a couple of things I have to cover before I get this started; well, one thing, really, but you know...

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Today, we'll be featuring RWBY Kid AU: Semblance by Ziirroh, who's kindly let me feature their fic! Yay! Much nostalgia! Wooo! Yeah! Oh, and thanks for letting me feature your fic, by the way! You're awesome. :D

Now that that's over with, I'll let you get reading. I hope you enjoy this, guys.

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. Otherwise Glynda would be a tsundere.

The story belongs to Ziirroh.

"Hey, Weiss, you remember when you got your Semblance?" Yang inquired as she was lying in bed, reading the latest issue of 'Vytal Music'; there was a feature issue with Pentakill, of all bands, and she'd been waiting for this particular issue for weeks. Weiss was sitting at her computer, browsing away at the Dustnet, looking for something to do; there was no way she was going to touch the various games Yang suggested after the insanity- and sheer unfairness- of last week, and she couldn't be bothered to watch more anime.

"Hm...do you, Ruby?" The heiress looked up to Ruby, who tilted her head. "Huh?"

Ruby was sitting on her bunk, searching through Yang's old magazines for coupons that would reduce the price of cookies and cookie related products for her, while Blake was merely sitting on a cushion, reading her "NOT AT ALL EROTIC" Ninjas of Love book.

"Oh yeah...our Semblances..." She nodded. "Yeah...that was an interesting day, to say the least..." Ruby nodded. Yang looked up from her magazine and towards Weiss. "Well, I heard there was this story claiming to tell the story of how we unlocked our Semblances-"
"Wait, what?" The heiress was now interested. "Our Semblances, huh?"
"Yeah, you should totally take a look at it. It's called Kid AU: Semblance, or something. I dunno." Yang shrugged, to which Weiss responded by looking it up.

Weiss nodded. "Hm...even if it isn't accurate, which I doubt, seeing as these fools seem to have a penchant for getting everything wrong-"
Suddenly, Blake interrupted her. "Weiss, I don't think making you gay for Ruby is particularly incorrect-"
"Shut up, I am NOT gay for Ruby!" The ivory-haired girl shot a glare at Blake, and the latter reacted with a smirk and looking back into her book. "Now, as I was saying, these fools seem to have a penchant for getting everything wrong, but even so, it might be interesting how they interpreted how we unlocked our Semblances."

"Yeah..." Ruby jumped down next to Weiss. "That'd be kinda interesting to see, actually..."

"I found it. Is it called RWBY Kid AU?"
"Yeah, I think that's the one." The blonde brawler nodded. "Yep, that's the one."

"Well, here we go..." Weiss clicked on the link. She secretly dreaded what she'd find; after all, these peasants might get her entirely wrong or the whole concept incorrect, or-

"Weiss, you're thinking out loud again."
"...sorry." The heiress sighed and began to read the fanfic, Ruby at her side.

"Huh, so apparently here, you got your Semblance at seven..." Weiss nodded.

"Not true." Ruby shook her head. "I got it at five!"

"Hey, they got the age right; you usually get it at ten." Yang rubbed her chin carefully. "I know Nora got hers when she was nine, though, so it's probably somewhere between five and ten."

"Uhuh." Weiss nodded. "So, here you...used it to win a game of hide-and-seek it?"

"...I'd never be so immature!" Ruby gasped, offended. "No way. Not me. Nooooo way. No. That's not me at all." Yang was simply sitting there, smirking. "Yeah, right, so tell me, how did you win that foot race when I had a ten metre head start on you, when we were in Signal?"
"I-I didn't use my Semblance! You're just slow!" The brawler responded to that by giggling. "Sure. Okay."

"That WOULD be kinda unfair, though, to have a Semblance like that..." Weiss nodded thoughtfully. "...especially in a game around running."
"Indeed." Blake nodded in assent.

Weiss tilted her head. "Huh. That was a bit...short...still...a child Ruby? That would be interesting to imagine, seeing as Ruby NOW acts like a child."

"Hey!"

"It's true." Weiss sighed. "You're like a big baby."
"Am not!" Ruby shouted back, offended.

"Are- I'm not starting this with you."

"You'd like that, wouldn't you? A little Ruby to hug and play dolls with-"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" Weiss blushed, glaring at the laughing Yang.

Calming down, the heiress shook her head. "More chapters? Oh...a Yang chapter..."

"Wait what I'm in it?!" At the mention of a chapter featuring her, the brawler sprang to Weiss' side, shoving her sister away. "READ IT READ IT READ IT!"

"Wha- okay..." Weiss moved chapters. "Dust, you didn't have to be so force-"
"READ IT SCHNEE READ IT!"

"Calm down already! I'm going to read it."

"Yay~" Yang hugged Weiss from behind tightly. "Wha-hey, what do you think you're doing?!"

The sound of Blake's laughter could be heard from behind them.

"Yang? Not a vain girl? With her obsession with her 'perf' hair?"
"Yeah, like you and your hair." Yang shot back.

"Shut up..."

"They got one thing right." Ruby rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "Even then, she still beat them up for daring to touch her hair..."
"My hair isn't just...hair, Ruby. It's a treasure beyond all measure, shinier than gold, more valuable than diamond, and harder to groom than-"
"Quit that, Xiao Long." The heiress grumbled. "It's just hair." The brawler gasped, offended. "How can you just say that?! It's not just HAIR! Y-you wouldn't understand, you would know what it's like to have long, luscious hair like moi!"
"...okay then." Weiss shook her head and resumed reading. "Heh, so someone's stupid enough to touch her hair, repeatedly, even knowing her reputation."
Ruby shook her head, chuckling. "Can you get any stupider than that?"
"I don't think they'd even lay a finger on a single strand of MY hair."

"I'm sorry, even Dove isn't that stupid..." Weiss sighed. "Well, at least we get to see what punishment this unlucky fool receives from you, Yang."

"Awesome~"

The trio began to read the chapter, chuckling when the bully received his comeuppance for daring to mess with Yang's hair. Specifically, Yang broke down into laughter. "Hah! I burnt his eyebrows off! Serves him right, the dumbass, for daring to touch MY perf hair!"
"Yang, language." Weiss reminded her. "And do you ALWAYS get so angry over that-"
"Yes." Ruby answered quickly. "The last time we had it cut, the hairdresser had to wear fireproof clothing."

"I LIKE my hair like this! It's so luscious!"

"Pfft." Blake chuckled. "Everyone knows MY hair is even more luscious."

"No way!"
"I'll let you think that." Blake smirked, while Yang made a mental note to prove her wrong later.

"Wait..." Weiss thought carefully. "How DID you unlock your Semblance?" Yang smirked, giggling at the memory. "Well...I tried to cook."
"You tried to cook?"
"I tried to make cookies and I got angry..." She chuckled good-naturedly. "They were good cookies- at least, the ones I could protect from Rubes-"
"I ONLY WANTED SOME OKAY"
"You took all three trays! Also...well...I kinda blew up Uncle Qrow's kitchen."
"YOU WHAT?!" Weiss' eyes widened as she raised her voice in surprise.
"Relax, it wasn't THAT bad! It was only a small kitchen!"
"Yeah, and she didn't blow it up completely!"

"...if I were your aunt, you'd be so grounded." The heiress mused.

"Hey, look! A Weiss chapter!" Ruby pointed at Weiss' name in the chapter list, while the girl in question nodded. "That sounds interesting...we'll read that."

After reading Weiss' chapter...

Weiss twitched, while Ruby and Yang started laughing.

"...I would not be so immature as to doodle on the ceiling! Even back then! I wasn't so-"
"Oh, sure you weren't Weiss." Yang smikred. "Sure. Everyone was like that once."
"Not me. No way." Weiss shook her head furiously. "No. Not me."

The brawler sighed heavily. "Then what was that Pyrrha told me about you trying to trace your hand all over your bedroom wall-"

"THAT IS COMPLETE LIES THAT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL EVER NO" Yang just continued laughing, much to Weiss' irritation.

"You must have been adorable, when you were a kid." Blake mused.

"Yeah, what happened? You were probably all polite when you were a kid..." Yang added.

"I AM polite, you idiot!"

"See?"

"...I hate you both."

'Weiss-sempai is so cute when she's angry like that...' Ruby thought, her eyes sparkling, imagining a Weiss with a luminescent blush on her face...oh wait, Weiss DID have one.

"What-WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!"

The brawler giggled. "Awww, you look so adorable when you're angry, Weiss~ Do you mind if we call you Weiss-chan-"
"YES I DO!"

"Sowwy~"

"Gah! Let's just read this before you deviants start talking about stupid things again!" Weiss clicked onto the next chapter."

Weiss nodded. "Now this...this actually happened to Pyrrha." Yang suddenly gained a mischievous look in her eyes. "Oh, did it now~?"
"...I don't think we should read this." Weiss flipped to the next chapter hurriedly. Better leave this for later, when the Queen of Antics wasn't around. "Hm, a Blake chapter?"
"What?" The catgirl moved over to them, curious. "A chapter about me? Interesting..."
"We should read it."
"What?! No! It'll be embarrassing!" Blake shook her head.

"Which is why we read it!"

"I vote we read it!" Ruby raised her hand, grinning.

"...I hate you both. Weiss?"
"Reading it."
"I hate you too."

Blake sighed as they began to read the chapter itself.

"...whoa." The girls had a solemn expression on their faces. That chapter hadn't been a fun romp like they expected- in fairness, knowing of Blake's past with the White Fang, it wasn't hard to expect. But still...they hadn't expected it to be so deep.

Blake merely nodded, muttering. "...it indeed happened as they said it did..." Yang looked worried, and patted her partner on the back. "Hey, we're not going to make fun of you for that, Blake. We can skip ahead."

She nodded. "No. I'm fine...it's just..."

The girls looked at Blake in anticipation.

"...I totally saved Adam's ass like that a hundred times." She smirked. "That little booger owes me. I taught HIM how to fight, after all. Pfft, I don't know where these people keep getting the idea that I got taught by him..."

Yang wiped her brow in relief. "Whew! I thought it was going to be something bad...you had me there, Blake."

"Please. I got over the White Fang ages ago." Blake shrugged. "I'm still going to hold everything over Adam's head, though. He'll owe so much..."

"Heh. Shall we move on, Weiss?" Ruby looked to her partner, who nodded.
"We should." Weiss nodded in agreement.

Blake merely had an amused smirk. "Trust Adam to act like he did all the work..."

"Heh, of course, you two would come up with a use for Ruby's Semblance like that!" Weiss sighed, shaking her head.

"Hehehehe..." Ruby and Yang shared a look, chuckling. "Yeah...don't think that'd actually happen...right, Yang?"
"R-right..."
Weiss looked suspiciously at them. "Oh, DON'T tell me you ACTUALLY did that!"

"Heheh..."

"...cheaters." The heiress sighed. "I will personally report you if you do that here."
"Oh, trust me, we're past our cheating days, princess~" Yang responded, laughing.

"You'd better be."

"More seriousness..."
Blake sighed irritably. "Why can't you people just treat my time in the White Fang as it really was; the moments in my life when I kicked bigoted a-"
"Belladonna, language!"

"...bigoted backside!" Blake folded her arms, glaring at the heiress. "There, happy?"
"Very much so." Weiss smiled smugly.

"I never talked to my illusions anyway. That would be kinda weird."

"What, really?" Yang looked at her, curious. "I would. I mean, it'd be kinda cool, to talk to yourself...you'd have a captive audience and all."

"Still. That'd make me look weird."

"Point taken."

"Another Pyrrha chapter..." Weiss realised that THIS had ALSO happened and elected to skip it.

"Aww...why are you such a spoilsport, Weiss?"
"You can go embarrass Pyrrha on your own time."

"Fine..." Yang crossed her arms, pouting. "Skip to the next one already, you spoilsport..."

"...it's you cooking."
"Oh, skip to the next one then. That one is probably less fun." Yang sighed.

"How do you cook bacon like that?!" Weiss looked confused.

"That would kinda burn, wouldn't it..." Ruby mused. "Wait, didn't you REALLY do that?"
"Oh yeah..." Yang thought back. "I did...that was fun..."

"Dad was so surprised when you made him perfectly cooked eggs and bacon..." Ruby reflected. "I even made the syrup myself..."

"Good times, those were. Good times." Yang sighed nostalgically.

"...Weiss and Rubes, meeting like that? That's like an anime..." Yang mused. "It's so ador-"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

"But it is!"
"I DON'T CARE SHUT UP!"

"So defensive..." Yang giggled.

"Yeah, what is there to be defensive about that?" Blake had a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Or...are you trying to hide-"
J-just skip to the next one already! Idiots!" Weiss blushed profusely, listening to Yang's raucous laughter as she changed the chapter.

"HAH! A RESCUE ROMANCE!" Weiss pointed at Yang and Blake, laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S A MEET CUTE FOR YOU NOW! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?"
"I liked it." Yang nodded. "Didn't you, Blake?"
"Yes. Yes I did."

"..." Weiss twitched. "...I hate you both. WHY ARE YOU NEVER EMBARRASSED?!"

"...I've read worse." The brawler reflected. "This one guy gave me a THREESOME with Mels and Milly. Can you believe that?"

"Oh, yeah, I read that." Blake nodded. "That was..."
"Kinky~"
"Weird was the word I would have chosen." The catgirl raised an eyebrow. Yang sighed. "You have no imagination. Besides, that'd be kinda fun, doing that."
"For you, it would be." Blake retorted.

"Yes, just like doing you with your Semblance illusions would-"
"S-shut up, Yang! N-no need to get so-" Blake started, blushing very hard, before-

"SHUT UP YOU BUNCH OF PERVERTS!" Weiss sighed, breathing heavily. "SERIOUSLY!"

"Eheh..." Ruby sighed. "...so...I'll just leave a review...we can all agree we liked it, right?"

"Yeah." Weiss nodded.

"That was fun, remembering and doing stuff like that..." Yang and Blake nodded.

Ruby left a review on behalf of Team RWBY.

From: DaRougeFightingHood

nice oh hi this is team rwby by the way that was a good story

the blake bits were sad tho

but funny and embarrassing and they make weiss so ador

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
OH NOES WEISS PLEASE NO

PLEASE DON

-Ruby Rose, Queen of Dunces

hah you can tell that isnt me

"You are SUCH a DUNCE, Ruby!"

"...cute."

"..."

Yang and Blake sighed. "When will they get married?"
"When they can persuade Jaune that getting a threesome is what he wan-"
"Y-you deviants..."

Suddenly, a pillow smashed into the window from under the table, an impact was heard, followed by a scream. Weiss jumped at the sound.

"What was that?!"

Yang merely looked irritated. "Oh, Velvet...you should know better than messing with the Queen of Antics."
"Wait WHAT?!"

"Nothing~"

Yang turned away, thinking. 'So, it begins. Her antics against mine. This should be...fun~'

Velvet lay in the courtyard below, a face full of feathers and whipped cream. She'd attempted to fly in through Weiss' dorm window, grab Weiss, and cart her back up to her room...

...but that Yang girl had interrupted her with her antics.

"...drat...I will have to try harder to get my Weiss-sempai...and avoid Yang's antics..." She sighed.

"One day~" She muttered, cackling insanely.

EN-oh wait. By the way, guys, have a free extra Pyrrha reaction! Oh, and a shout out to InnocentSorow! Sorry that I couldn't do a full chapter on your fic, so I decided to give you a shout out instead!

Now...for Pyrrha's reaction!

Pyrrha was browsing the Dustnet for nice lemony fics pairing her with Jaune when she encountered a PM in her inbox.

"Hm? What's this?" Curious, she opened it; it was from Little Sun Dragon-Sempai- "For a moment, I thought it was someone else..."- titled 'you should read this'.

Reading it, she rubbed her chin.

"RWBY Kid AU: Semblance? Hm...I've seen that around..."Pyrrha said to herself, thoughtfully. "Chapter Four and Chapter Nine? Why those...I'd better check this out."

After reading both...

Pyrrha blushed intensely. "...h-how did they know that happened to me?!" She looked around, nervous. "...those were embarrassing...and I thought I DESTROYED those photos!" She sighed resignedly.

"...the Dustnet will now know of my father being embarrassing. Great. Why can't it have been a less...shameful moment they recorded?" The redheaded girl shook her head.

"...I was nine, okay?!" She said to nobody in particular.

TRUE END

A/N: Woo, got that over with. Once again, thanks for letting me write about your fic, Ziirroh! If you're reading this right now, you're awesome~

Now onto next chapter...the next chapter shall be...Weiss Reacts to YangxBlake! Le gasp! More madness! More kinky Yang! More flustered Blake! Antics everywhere! And will Velvet get back at Yang for her antics! Find out in the next action-packed episode of Weiss Reacts! Which will be here soon. Hopefully. Possibly. I don't know, okay?! Dammit.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your reviews, criticisms, suggestions, thoughts, and ideas, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!