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ATTENTION ALL READERS: as a reward for over 300 reviews, I am willing to ditch the chatroom for one chapter, and describe Arthur and Ariadne's first date. All those in favour, say I.
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tomhardy: hello?
tomhanson: oh fantastic.
tomhardy: bonjour arthur.
tomhanson: eames.
tomhardy: you know, i've been thinking.
tomhanson: you've been thinking?
tomhardy: oh ha, bloody, ha.
tomhardy: anyway, i've been thinking, we all have the strangest names.
tomhanson: how do you mean?
tomhardy: well, think about it. cobb. eames. ariadne and yusuf.
tomhanson: so?
tomhardy: so! those names are not normal!
tomhanson: normality isn't really our style eames.
tomhardy: fair enough, but i'm just saying our names are a little odd.
tomhanson: mine isn't! arthur is a perfectly normal name.
tomhardy: yeah...but...
tomhanson: but what?
tomhardy: arthur isn't exactly the coolest name in the world.
tomhanson: what? arthur is a perfectly nice name.
tomhardy: yeah, but it's not as cool as eames.
tomhanson: you're insane.
tomhardy: maybe, but at least i have a cool name.
tomhanson: eames isn't even your proper name!
tomhardy: even cooler.
tomhanson: i didn't pick my name.
tomhardy: obviously not.
tomhanson: can we talk about something else?
tomhardy: sure. you're off to paris tonight, yes?
tomhanson:...yes?
tomhardy: nervous?
tomhanson: no. eames, i have been on dates before.
tomhardy: sure, sure. ;)
tomhardy: anyway, i'm a tad confused.
tomhanson: about?
tomhardy: well, how am i going to annoy you, when you're in paris?
tomhanson: you don't annoy me when i'm in paris. that's one of the reasons of my going.
tomhardy: am i really that replusive?
tomhanson: are you really asking me that?
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tomhardy: hi yusuf.
tomhanson: who the hell is christopher nolan?
christophernolan: i have no clue. the name just came out of my head.
tomhanson:...right.
tomhardy: so anyway, i have a new job.
christophernolan: oh yeah?
tomhardy: yeah, great money, but i need a decent enough team. anyone in?
christophernolan: i'll be in, but i'm not going into the field.
tomhardy: fair enough. arthur?
tomhanson: what's the job?
tomhardy: simple enough. a company wants to know the location of their rival's factories.
tomhanson: like an ambush?
tomhardy: exactly. you in?
tomhanson: sure.
tomhardy: i need an architect.
tomhanson: oh.
tomhardy: will ariadne be avaliable?
tomhanson: probably.
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tomhardy: WHAT LUCK!
summerfinn: hi there.
tomhardy: ariadne, this two buggers just signed up for our next job. you in?
summerfinn: oh, i hadn't really thought about it.
christophernolan: about what?
summerfinn: about whether I wanted to continue doing this or not.
tomhanson: don't rush into any desicions, no-ones forcing you to do anything.
summerfinn: i probably will. it's very...
tomhanson: addicting?
summerfinn: i was going to say amazing.
tomhardy: so you're in?
summerfinn: sure, why not.
tomhardy: wonderful. we'll start next month. i need to sort a couple of things out.
christophernolan: wait, who's going to be the extractor?
tomhardy: arthur.
tomhanson: what?
tomhardy: you've done it enough times with cobb.
tomhanson: well yeah.
tomhardy: wonderful. that's sorted.
tomhanson: well, what if i get it wrong?
tomhardy: you're very unconfident for a point man.
christophernolan: you'll be fine.
tomhardy: look, i'm not asking you to sell freakin' girl scout cookies. it's just an extraction.
tomhanson: fine.
summerfinn: you'll be great at it.
tomhardy: see? if your girlfriend thinks so, we think so.
tomhanson: eames...
tomhardy: anyway, must be off, drinks to drink, girls to shag. see you later.
tomhardy has signed out.
summerfinn: i have to go too. bye arthur. see you soon.
tomhardy: bye.
summerfinn has signed out.
christophernolan: *cough* whipped *cough*
tomhanson: what? i am not 'whipped' as you put it.
christophernolan: excuse me, young arthur, but you are whipped.
tomhanson: urr, ok mr chemist. what do you know about women?
christophernolan: i have been married for 5 years, i'll have you know.
tomhanson: oh?
christophernolan: yeah! don't dish it out if you can't accept it, point man.
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