Chapter 35 RUN!
Ok so even though this paticular paradox is now resolved we still have a little bit more to go through before we officially get back to Mabel Stan Candy Grenda Pacifica Robbie and Gideon Wow that's a lot of people LOL
So let's start out back at the dump (3 days ago)
(Ixe) CHOSEN ONES! (Ixe is holding the body of Blendin Blandin)
(Dipper) Ixe?.. what are you doing he- OH MY GOSH!
(Ixe) I am sorry to inform you that Blendin Blandin... is gone The Goth One and Gideon have gone to rescue your sister and uncle who are in great danger we may not see them again for some time...
(Wendy) Wha-But... how did this happen?
(Ixe) The Monsters of Gravity Falls were chasing them... in hopes of discovering your location..
They each refused to do so.. I managed to chase them off for a time I am praying they did not follow me here...
(Dipper)... Robbie and Gideon refused to-...
(Monsters) AT LAST!
(Manly Dan) Nice going Grim! Now they've found us all!
(Ixe)... McGucket?
(McGucket) Yess?!
(Ixe) I'm going to need a microphone...
(Right outside the dump all the monsters have gathered)
(Jeff) COME ON OUT YOU COWARDS!
(Ixe through a microphone) Sorry sorry is this thing on?
(Leaderaur) What is this?
(Ixe) HELLO GRAVITY FALLS! Who takes the chosen ones.. takes the world...
But bad news all of you... CAUSE GUESS WHO?! (Ixe jumps out) Now see you all you're all walking up to this dump here..
It's very annoying could you all sit still for a moment BECAUSE I AM TALKING!
Now question of the hour is.. Who's got the Chosen ones.. Answer I do
Next question who's coming to take them from me.. (Holds out his arms on each side)
COME ON! Look at me! No Plan No Back Up No Weapons worth a crap Oh and something else I don't have ANYTHING TO LOSE!
So if you're standing out there with your silly little soldiers with all your silly little weapons And you've got any plans on hurting the chosen ones TONIGHT! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember Every Blank Legend out there about me AND THEN! AND THEN!
DO THE SMART THING... Let somebody else try first!
(Jeff) Let's get outta here!
(Manotaur) RUN!
(Larry) I'm hopping i'm hopping away from the grim reaper!
(Gobblewonker) ROWWWR! (Runs away)
(Eyeballs and Giant Vampire Bats fly away)
(Ixe) Well that'll keep them gone for about three days...
(All) O_O
(Ixe) What?...
(Manly Dan) That... was... AWESOME!
So this part was basically to show just how terrified they really are of Ixe
Anywho back to Ivan
(7 Years ago)
(Ivan wakes up)
(Ivan) Ugh what the-
Where am I?.. I was just punched by Dan and then...
(Gideon) You're fine don't worry (sorry try not to get a headache but this is Past Gideon back before he went to florida and waited 7 years)
(Ivan) Uugh... Wha-.. You didn't go with the others?
(Gideon) No... I chose not too.. Because i'm tired i'm gonna find my own way home..
(Ivan) A-alright... Why did you-... Bring me here..
(Gideon) I didn't i'm just walking by
(Ivan) Whah?- (Car horn honks)
THE HECK?!
(Jumps out of the way)
(Ivan) You could've told me I was laying in the road..
(Gideon) Yeah I could have
(Ivan) Ugh I'm gonna go find the Ex-wife of McGucket You coming with me?
(Gideon) Heck no i'm tired of all of this crap
(Ivan) Feh suit yourself I guess
(Knocks on door)
(?) Yes?
(Ivan) Uhh does Amelia live here?
(?) Who wants to know?
(Ivan) Uh I need to ask her a few questions that's all
(?) Alright fine Amelia is me
(Ivan) ?! But you don't look like.. Oh I guess you're older
(Amelia) What/
(Ivan) Nothing.. May I come in?
(Amelia) Sure Whoa you're hairy what the heck are you?
(Ivan) Umm... Nevermind
(And that's enough for this chapter please review)