Chapter 35. Crazy

˝Neechan! Neechan please wake up!˝- Nate called. Dea kept sleeping. They've moved her from the sick bay to her after examining her wound. It just wasn't there. The ship sailed from Alabasta.

˝Nothing yet Captain˝- Nate shuffled next to Kidd. The whole crew was silent and slowly did their job. Kidd kept drinking and staring at the sea.

˝She'll remember you Captain!˝- Nate continued but stopped when Kidd glared at him.

˝She'll remember, why do you try a kiss of true love?˝- Killer suggested next to him.

˝Go fuck yourself˝- Kidd snarled and left for his room.

I remember when,
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so special about that place
Even your emotions have an echo in so much space

˝Fuck this...˝- Kidd whined on his bed. His bottle was empty again and the dull of emotions was weakening. He needed too numb himself and forget that day in that god forsaken sand hell. Why couldn't it just go normal? Take shit, get drunk get on the next island. He was feeling like shit and there wasn't anything to let steam out, except his ship, but he would never do that to his precious ship. The Captain stays on the ship till the end..

˝Fuck˝- Slowly Kidd made his way to the galley to get more booze to be greeted by a silent bunch and the occasional sigh. The crew was depressed. Everyone heard what happened and they felt guilty for not helping out. Like you could overpower 2 shichibukais and that bitch. Kidd hated her from the bottom of his heart. Could a sibling do this? Just to get in a crew?

˝Captain we'll be on open seas for quite a bit, the ship is stocked and ready˝- Wire said holding a crutch.

˝The fuck you doing out of the sick bay?˝

˝I wanted to do my job Captain˝

˝It's fine go back and rest Wire˝

˝Cap-˝

˝WHO LET YOU OUT OF MY SICK BAY?!˝- Dea shouted and the whole galley turned to her. She yawned and rubbed her eyes.

And when you're out there without care
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

˝What's with the stares? You, get your ass in the sick bay immediately!˝

˝Yes Doc˝- Wire said and slowly exited. Dea turned to the crew who only gasped at her.

˝Waht?˝

˝You remember?˝- Kilelr asked.

˝Of course! Oh Kidd don't gimme that look, I was teasing you!˝- a mug flew next to her head and shattered on the wall. ˝Okay let me explain the plan I had with Mira˝

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly

˝Mira found me and asked to help at one cost, she hated the manufacture shop and wanted to be in a pirate crew again. After hearing about Doflamingo and Crocodile, well, she wanted to join them because you kicked her out˝- Dea looked at Kidd who was fuming. He kept staring at her with a clenched jaw˝ So we made a plan. They wanted me and the diaries, which burned so that leaves me...if I'm dead they can't take me or better I'm of no use to them, so we agreed to fake my death ,she'd kill me and gain attention of those too. I'd be dead to them and she gets a new crew. It was fool proof, until my...sister appeared. Why she shot I don't know, I never thought she would be able to but she did. In the end, a place in the family she's from is more important then her non biological sister but hey..˝- Dea slowly explained and sat next to Kidd. She took his mug and took a sip of ale. It was already luke warm and she wrinkled her nose.

˝How...˝- Killer asked. He had his arms crossed and staring intently at Dea.

˝Midmorpfhosis, Mira was to make me stop mid transforming and take part of my personality or something but we had to improvise. I manage to control my skin and muscle tissue with the transformation so I pushed the bullet out and you all know that I have a special „gift" with blood so I just called it back. We had luck, they let us go without a fight˝

˝Why didn't you tell me?˝- Kidd asked. His voice was cold and hard, detached.

˝Would you let me do it if you knew? It was a risk and even without you all knowing we almost failed. I'm sorry but I had to˝

˝No you didn't... you still don't understand the meaning of nakama˝- Kidd said. It was like a slap to Dea. His words hurt more than anything.

And I hope that you are
Having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice

˝I'll be in the sick bay˝- Dea said and left the galley silently. Kidd's words still echoed in her mind and she raced to the sterile room, the only thing that could calm her thoughts now. She sat on her chair and sighed. It wasn't supposed to end like that, they were supposed to be left alone and continue their journey.

˝Don't bite your lip like that˝- Killer said from the door way. Dea turned to him.

˝Do you need anything?˝

˝He's hurt because he thought he lost you˝

˝Oh really? BUT I'M STILL HERE˝

˝You were shot and died˝˝

˝OH AND I SAW HOW YOU ALL REACTED. YOU. DID. NOTHING. I had to pay him back for that˝

˝Why didn0t you say that in the galley?˝

˝What are you a shrink now? Go fuck yourself Killer˝

˝Go and talk to him˝

˝He doesn't or better I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM˝

˝You're being immature, go fix this so that we can continue, I can't allow defective crew members that mess with our Captain˝

˝Defective?! I'LL SHOW YOU DEFECTIVE. COME HERE I'LL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALWAYS BOTTOM˝- Dea roared and charged after Killer with a scalped. He started running and dodging her punches.

Come on now, who do you
Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
Ha ha ha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control?

Dea breathed hard, she had chased after Killer on the whole ship, even climbed the mast after that masked monkey and where did the little shit bring her?Kidd's room. Well of course, that shitty monkey. She sighed and reached for the door knob, no sense knocking. She entered a dark room, he didn't lit any candles. From the halfway she could make his form on the bed, without pants, slow snoring coming from the room. He drank himself to sleep. No surprise there.

Dea silently closed the door and stripped to her panties. She crawled under the covers and joined her drunk asleep Captain. Nuzzling her head under his arms she kissed his neck and embraced him. She'll explain in the morning with a nice session...

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

a/n 1: Song = Gnarls Barkley – Crazy

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