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Edward woke up to the strident voice of the annoying female who refused to accept her complete lack of musical gift. She wasn't a beauty, however, her looks might have been passable had she refrained from wearing so much makeup. She wasn't exactly young either, but she stubbornly dressed as an eighteen year old would, instead of alluring she simply looked vulgar and desperate.
She wasn't a great conversationalist either. Her most brilliant academic achievement had been graduating from high school, though sometimes Edward doubted the veracity of her allegation. She preferred reality shows over literature, even watching a movie was too demanding to her limited tastes.
She wasn't a catch, Edward was well aware of that. But her cooking was eatable and she kept the place relatively clean, besides she worshipped him, showing her gratitude by fulfilling his every command. She was particularly skilled between the sheets and Edward availed himself of her many talents frequently. She wasn't wife material, but very few women were. Once he had found someone better she would be promptly discarded, for he couldn't imagine sharing his life with her.
For all her flaws, she fulfilled Edward's needs handsomely. Edward was content to let her stay, for now. Mildly irritated by her singing, Edward joined Tanya in the shower, fully intending to take his anger on her willing body.