"Speaking": bjiuu/ summoning

'Thinking: bjiuu/ summoning

Fire style: fireball jutsu: jutsu/ attacks (although rasengan and chidori and all those moves will be just their own name)

Don't own Naruto

Previously, on Naruto uzumaki the rising ninja…

"You have three seconds…." Now Mito was turning pail, she quickly grabbed her "baa-Chan's" hand and started to drag her away.

SNAP

"Before I tell your mother and tickle you to obviation!" shouted naruto as he stood up, only for his current smile to increase in size when he heard a "NOOOOOO" coming from within the village…

Naruto looked out towards the village with a smile painted across his face….he then looked down as he shed a single tear….

"I promise….I will bring peace to this world….not to only stop all fights….but to also keep both you and kushina safe….ill fights both heaven and hell to bring that dream into reality…"

With his peace said, naruto started to go home….towards his old training ground…

He didn't see the shi no megami standing behind the tree with a frown on her delicate face…

"Well….seems like I have no choice…..naruto uzumaki…you will be mine…one way or another…."

(Kyuubi's seal)

Kyuubi watched from her seal as naruto walked towards his home….

Letting out small smile, she spoke a few words as she watched him walk.

"Naruto uzumaki….seems like kushina's got a little competition now…wonder what I should wear for when he goes to bed?"

(Outside)

Naruto looked up for a moment towards the sky…before giving a small shiver.

"Someone is going to make the next few days for me hell"

Now

Team samui walked through the crowded streets of konoha.

After "sneaking" past the guards and hokage, along with the blond haired bastard, they had quickly blended in with the crowed….or would have, if samui's breast's didn't catch everyone's attention as she walked.

The small group of three entered the close's pub, omoi thought they should of entered a hooker's club so that they could get more information….he got two massive bruises…courtesy of kurai with double hammer fists to the head.

Samui simply shot a lightning spear towards his nuts, causing them to spasm and hurt omoi.

Walking up towards the bar table, samui, kurai and omoi sat down and ordered saki, well karui and omoi did, while samui got a glass of water.

Getting their drinks, samui looked right into the bar tender's eyes.

"What do you know of sasuke uchiha?"

The bar tender raised an eyebrow at the group, as if he was judging them.

"Why would you like to know about him? Why not the guy who just reversed time and saved all of us?" asked the man, causing team samui to tilt their heads to the side.

Samui looked at the man for a few moments…before having her curiosity peeped.

"What do you mean about a guy who reversed time and saved you all?" samui asked, causing the entire bar to become silent and look towards them in shock.

The bar tender looked at them as if they were stupid and dropped as a child….multiple times…

"You know….naruto uzumaki, blond spiky haired kid? Has two massive horns like hair piece's sticking up, whisker marks? Dude is a fucking god; he single handily defeated what used to be the leader of Akatsuki, and three other members' at the same time! Hell the reason we, the civilian's, know about this, is because we all saw it happen." Spoke the bar tender as he filled up karui's saki cup up again.

Omoi looked around the bar and saw that everyone was narrowing their eyes at them…they knew something was apparently wrong with this conversation.

Speaking before samui could, omoi asked about what he meant about the 'reverse time' thing.

The man gave them a pitying gaze, before giving a small smile.

"Would you believe me that three hours ago this entire village was destroyed?" asked the man

Gaining three 'no's' from the group of three. This earned them a smile from the man.

"Well….you would be wrong as it was….I remember it so clearly, the reason for that was me still being alive when it happened. So while I was near the edge of the village, this group of orange haired, pierced people attack the village, they pretty much killed a good quarter within twenty minutes of the attack they launched, before long one of them started to float up into the sky. Then the man spoke a few words, but I couldn't hear him as he was that high. Anyway, next thing I notice is the entire village being pushed away from him in a perfect circle….it was horrifying to watch." The man said, releasing a sigh as he remembered the incident.

"but then….naruto uzumaki show's up….apparently he was on a super-secret mission that required him to be "banished" and placed as a nuke-nin within the bingo book, anyway, he was gone for three years and suddenly re-appeared right after pain, that's what tsunade said his name was, you know the one I just told you about that destroyed the entire village and floated, and Naruto defeated every orange haired, pierced mother-fucker almost instantly, he then fought three other people who were on the orange haired people's side and kicked their ass's and sent them to hell, it was amazing watching the fight….then when Naruto won, he created a 'seal' whatever that is, and used it to reverse time in a certain area, the cool thing is that he could select what he wanted to reverse and what not to reverse, other's wise if he didn't, the orange haired people would have been revived from it, he's a pretty smart guy, we were lucky that he didn't kill us, especially after we called him a "demon" when he was a kid…" finished the man as he looked past them when the bell to the club rang.

The man gave out a grin as large as a ruler. He then looked at the group of three with an eye smile.

"Look, here is the man himself." Spoke the bartender.

Samui, karui and omoi froze when the man said that….

"Well….look whose here, I'm sooo surprised right now"

Before anyone on team samui could react…they each fell to the floor knocked out.

Naruto looked at the three shinobi on the floor with an evil smile…he knew what he was going to do next….he couldn't wait for when his clone's finish their tasks.

POOF, POOF, POOF

Three clones popped into existence, each sporting the same evil grin the original had upon his face.

Giving a nod, Naruto watched as the clone's grabbed the knocked out body's and left.

Turning his head, Naruto gave a small wave to the bartender.

"Hey Gary, how's it going?"

The now dubbed "Gary" nodded his head while having a hand shaking slightly off the bar table.

"Eh, it's been ok, you?"

Naruto grinned slightly as he gave a thumbs up.

"Oh I'm going to be a lot happier later on when my clones pop. Well I gotta run, later Gary." Said Naruto as he walked out the bar, his hand waving back and forth as a "see ya".

Gary shook his head while letting a small smile over take his face.

"Blond brat"

(With Naruto)

Walking out of the bar, Naruto decided to finally go find Mito….only to feel someone press themselves up against his back.

"Oh Naruto-kun….I have to thank you so much for the war-hawk's spirit, it was quite fun sending it to hell." Spoke a soft, seductive voice behind Naruto's ear, causing him to have a small shiver run through his spine.

Turning his head slightly, Naruto widened his eyes as he looked on as both kushina and shakiri stood behind him, each giving off a slight seductive smile.

Naruto gulped slightly…he was going to die, kushina was going to strangle him for knowing another woman, and he was sooo fucked…

"Naruto-kun…" kushina spoke, causing Naruto to look towards the sky with pleading eyes…

"Would you like to go out on a date with both me and shakiri-chan?"

Naruto looked at kushina for a few moments…he then narrowed his eyes at kushina.

"Who are you and what have you done to kushina, she would have killed me for the fact I knew another woman."

Now that caused both kushina and shakiri to blink at Naruto for a few minutes…before shakiri started to laugh like a hyena and kushina started to clench her fist…

Soon kushina was surrounded in a red aura, which then soon split up her long red-hair into nine tendrils.

"….what did you just say…" asked kushina in an overly nice voice….causing Naruto to backpedal into a wall…

"n-nothing dearest…." Spoke Naruto pleading to every god he knew….including the one who was laughing while leaning on a light post a few metre's to his left.

Suddenly kushina's evil red aura disappeared and kushina was back to her normal self.

"Good! Now you are taking both me and shakiri out for dinner later on, the reason for that….well since me kinda owe shakiri my life…she had asked if she could share something with me…andthatsomethingwasyou." Spoke kushina, starting off nervously and finishing off quickly as she covered her blushing face with her hands.

Naruto blinked once, twice, three times and finally got a lost look in his eyes as he figured out what kushina said. He then felt two massive breast's push against his back.

"Well Naruto…how does it feel hitting the jackpot?"

Ok so short, yea I know and I will tell you what Naruto's clones did to team samui on the next chapter, any who hope this story is entertaining for all of you and good night.