Disclaimer: This is a transformative work of fiction based on the original creation of E. Kripke. This is totally for fun, not profit.

A/N: I am in love with wise-cracking Crowley. Sadly, 100 words and a rabbit don't allow for my indulgence in witty one liners… I will have to save that for another day…

This takes place on the way to Crowley's safe house at the beginning of the episode.

Do I need to say spoilers up to 5.20? Isn't that obvious at this point?

Word count: 100 on the bunny's nose!


Crowley waited impatiently while the humans put gas in the car and took care of their human needs. He understood Lucifer's contempt for their frailties and weaknesses. What he couldn't accept was Lucifer's contempt for the demons he'd created.

Crowley rolled his eyes at the white thing cowering in the farthest corner of its cage. No doubt Lucifer found this kind of creature to be a beautiful example of God's handiwork.

Crowley just smirked to himself. Yet another example of Dean's personal weaknesses. His obsession with family and sacrifice, saving things. Weaknesses that Crowley would use to his own benefit…


A/N: Well, I can't believe there are only two episodes left…. Which means only two more drabbles with Alec. I have to admit that makes me a bit sad…