'Die Hard the Hunter'…Def Leppard Pwns and Leo still has yet to give my pants back.
From: Mayflower
To: Bakura the Spirit Thief
Subject: Whazzup?
Dear Bakura, sexy Egyptian spirit, future ruler of the planet, and most badass thief ever...
Hi, Bakura! I'm one of your slightly-lesser-known fangirls. I (unfortunately) must split between you, my schmoopie-noodles (i.e. Katsuya Jounouchi) and some other non-YGO-related fangirl crushes, but you're SO number one on the list! The white-hair is SO sexeh! And I love the black trench! (You would have a cutezy pet name too, but I couldn't think of a short-and-sweet one that could capture all of your pwnsomeness in a few words...)
Okay, now for the actual reason I wrote this:
1) How do you apply for the Bad Ass Thieves Corporation?
2) Would the Pharaoh get mad if I spray-painted his hair while he was asleep? I have a burning desire to do that, so I want to know if it would piss him off or not. Extra precautions, you know.
3) Whenever you're ready to take over the world, can I be part of your rabid fangirl army?
Also - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KILLING ANZU! I have already coated her grave in glue and then covered it in feathers! ((Really, Jounouchi used to be my favorite character, but then you killed 'Friendship fuck Ridge', and I converted!))
Tell everyone I said hi! C-ya! All hail the future ruler!
Yours Forever,
Mayflower
XxX
Dear Mayflower…
If you had given me a cutesy name I might have killed myself from being, even remotely, referred to as cute…Cute is Ryou, as are Puppies and Kittens…I'm just DEAD sexy! (Hah hah, get it? 'Dead'? Oh come on now…LAUGH!) and I am Pwnsome…Glad you know the facts!
It's simple to apply for the Bad Ass Thieves Corporation…Just talk to Heero or Sephy (they steals lives…so we let them in…) Though I warn you, don't look either of them directly in the eye…Heero might kill you…and Sephy might destroy the entire neighborhood…He's known for doing that…Oh and make sure your hair is less annoying than Yami's, that will get you killed by several members…All you really have to do is tell them I sent you. It's easy really. Though it make take a while to gain rank…However if you show up in a stolen car, then perhaps you'll get a slight advantage.
I will give you ten bucks right now if you spray paint Yami's hair. On the condition that it is all ONE FUCKING COLOR! And don't worry about him fighting back, just strap him down with some belts and you'll have plenty of time to get a running start. Not that he would do anything…He's a goody goody, and would most likely pull that 'that was not nice' shit like he normally does…I seriously think he thinks he can turn me good. I'm in like five fucking 'evil guys' clubs…I'd like to see him turn me good and not get killed by my follow evil doers.
And yes, you maybe part of my squad of fan girl army. Though I warn you against harassing the 'army' general… He's a bit cranky…And under NO circumstance are you to say the word 'mother' around him…He'll end up annihilating half of the army in a blind rage.
And your welcome. Killing Anzu was a joy to do. And it was rather messy too…Though I hate to tell you her grave doesn't contain her body any more…A while back a dug it up and threw it in the ocean…God knows where it's at now…But let's not think about that, okay?
And damn skippy I'm the future ruler! Unless Heero suddenly decides he wants to take over…Then I may have to actually fight for my claim…
Hope to see you at the next Thieves convention! (Heh, tons of kleptomaniacs in one place.)
Signed,
God.
XxX
Leo: Man I don't' think I've had a single moment so far where I've finished all the ones I currently had…! Damn guys! You know how to keep me busay! (THANK YOU)