Robin slowly opened his eyes. It didn't feel like he was hit by anything, so the enemy must of used chloroform. He was also tied to a pink chair with pink rope. During a mission, the team was investigating a ware house. After entering, someone came behind Robin, putting a pink cloth over his nose. Once he was unconcious, the attacker dragged him away. Robin began to look around the apparent room, a bed room actually, he was in, and much to his distaste, everything was pink. It's funny how pink can actually work as camo because the next thing Robin knew, he was recovering from a mini heart attack, realizing there was a girl, about his age, with pink hair, pink eyes (persumably colored contacts), an almost pink skin tone, pink make up, and a pink shirt, shorts, and shoes, standing in front of him.
"Who are you, what do you want with me?" Robin demanded.
"Well Robbie Wobbie, that's no way to talk to your girlfriend." The pink crazed female replied.
"What the hell are you talking about? I already have a girlfriend and she's definatly not you!" Robin protested, "And don't call me Robbie Wobbie, and what's with the pink?"
"Don't you like pink, it's a good color on you." The girl replied walking over to a dresser and picked up a pink mirror. She held it up so Robin could see his reflection. His hair was pink.
"WHY. DID. YOU. DYE. HAIR!" Robin asked trying not swear again.
"Don't you like it, pink is such a wonderful color." She replied happily.
"No, I just so happen to hate pink, what's your name anyway?" Robin questioned.
"My name is Pinky, I'm your number one fan." Pinky replied. Robin cringed.
"Um...so you captured me and now you're holding me hostage! Why!"
"Oh I'm not holding you hostage, no one is gonna know you're here." Pinky said bubbly.
Meanwhile:
"Guys, where's Robin?" Indigo asked looking around the ware house.
"Well he's not here!" KF said running all around.
"Miss Martian, is he in your telepathic range?" Aqualad asked.
"Yeah, and he's not that far, just down the street actually!" Miss Martian replied flying out.
Back in Pinky's room:
"So Robbie," Pinky said taking a seat on his lap, "How do you feel about kissing on the first date?"
"I don't support it." Robin said, knowing exactly were she was going with this.
"Oh well, first time for everything." Pinky puckered up. She was less then 2 centimeters from Robin's lips when the her bedroom door flung open. The team stood in the door way, too shocked for words. Indigo was the first to say anything.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND!" She yelled pushing her off of Robin.
"I SAW HIM FIRST!" Pinky screamed, kicking Indigo in the shin.
"CORRECTION, I SAW HIM FIRST, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE WE WERE BABIES!" Indigo yelled punching Pinky in the face.
While the rest of the team went to pull the two girls off of each other, KF went to untie Robin when he nopticed something that could be used as black mail forever.
"Um Rob, why is your hair pink?" He asked, trying stiffle his laughter.
"Don't ask." Robin replied. He had a long night already.
Mount Justice:
To make a long story short, Pinky was arrested and Batman (and Robin) was not happy about the pink hair. After Robin calmed down a bit, Indigo agreed to redye his hair. Just to make sure he didn't get any dye on his shirt, Robin took it off, only to make another shocking discovery. Right over his heart written in pink sharpie was P+R. He just about puked.
"Robin...what's that?" Indigo asked when she too, spotted what was written on his chest, "That (insert swear)!" She exlaimed.
"What happened?" KF asked darting into the room. When he saw the note he just about fell over laughing.
"That's my heart, not her's! Come along Wally, we have some unfinshed business." Indigo said as she and KF walked through the transporter. About an hour or so later, the two returned.
"What did you guys do?" Robin questioned but the two were already rambling on.
"Oh my gosh, and then the sprinkler turned on, I couldn't believe that." Indigo laughed.
"Yeah, that toilet paper is never coming out of those trees in her front yard." Wally replied.
"You guys tped her house, good call." Robin said, "Oh and while you were gone I washed of that note...sorta." Robin added.
"Sorta?" Indigo asked. Sure enough, now written over his heart was I+R.
"You're such a dork." Indidgo laughed, going back to redying Robin's hair.
Ok so...we all agree that Pinky is nuts, right? Anyway, sorry I didn't do this earlier but anyway, my next story is going to be Vanessa's bio, just because a lot of people have been confused. Again Sorry for not doing the earlier. And I didn't have spell check again so if there are any mistakes that's why. Thanks for reading!