Editor's Note- I'm meant to be in an Economic lecture right now. The same lecture of which I have an exam tomorrow. Priorities.

AN: Fangs to Suzie for the idea! You rock! Fuck off preps! Fangs to Raven for the help. You rock girl! I'm going to end the story really soon, so FUCK YOU! Oh, yeah, and if you know any gothic names please tell me because I need one! Fangs.

I went into the Common Room thinking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped. Draco was there!

I gasped. He looked as hot as ever. He was wearing black leather pants, a black Linkin Park t-shirt and black eyeliner.

"Draco, what the fuck are you doing?!" I gasped. (EN- Hanging out in his house common room?)

"Huh?" he asked. Then I remembered. It wasn't Draco. It was Lucius! He still had two arms. (EN- I honest to gods have know idea what's happening o.O)

"Oh, hi Lucius!" I said. "I'm Ebony, the new student" we shook hands.

"Yeah, Satan told me about you." Lucius said. He pointed to a group of sexy gothic guys. They were sitting in a corner cutting. It was Sirius, Vampire's dad and Snape! (EN- Yeah, kay, they're all Slytherins. I knew that.) All of them were wearing black eyeliner and black Good Charlotte band shirts. "Listen, I'm in a goth band with those guys." he said. "We're playing tonight at the Marylin Manson show as back-up.

"Oh really?" I asked.

"Yeah." he said. "Were called XBlackXTearX. I play the guitar. Spartacus plays the drums" (EN- WHO THE FUCK IS SPARTACUS?!) he said pointing to him. "Snape plays the bass. (EN- Snap plays the boss. BEAUTIFUL) And James plays the guitar too. Even though we call him Samaro, after Samara in The Ring." (EN- Why?!)

"Hey, bastards." (EN- You absolute charmer) I told them they gave me Death touch sin. (En- I have no idea what that is meant to be. At all.) Suddenly I gasped again. "But don't you have a lead singer?!" I asked. Lucius looked dawn sadly.

"We used to but she died. She committed suicide by slitting her wrists."

"Oh my fucking god! That's so fucking sad!" I gasped.

"It's okay, but we need a new lead singer." Samaro said. (EN- 'led snigger'. "THAT'S RACIST!" screamed Dumblydore.)

"Well, I'm in a band myself."

"Really?" asked Snape. I couldn't believe it. He used to be gothic! (EN- I have to admit, if any of these guys were gothic, Snape would be the one that wouldn't surprise me.)

"Yeah. we're called Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Do you wanna hear me sing?" (EN- No. No we do not.)

"Yeah" said everyone. (EN- Goddamnit.) So the guys took out their guitars. They began to play a song bi (Get it? Because bi guys are so sexy!) Green Day. (EN- All of the time paradoxs.)

"I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams." I sang sexily (I don't own the lyrics to that song) (EN- Actually, you probably do. This song was realised in 2004. They hadn't heard it in the 80s -_-) Everyone gasped.

"Ebony? Will you join the band? Please!" begged Lucius, Samaro, Sirius and Snape.

"Um….ok." I shrugged. "Are we going to play tonight?"

"Yeah." they said.

"Ok." I said, but I knew that I had to get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I could go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in front of me. It was Marty Mcfly! (EN- Kill me. Please, someone have mercy on my poor, tortured soul.) He was wearing a black band t-shirt and black baggy jeans.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" I asked. (EN- For once, Ebony actually asks a good question.)

"I will help you go forward in time, Ebony." he said. Then he took out a black time machine. I went into it and suddenly I was forward in time!

Editor's Note- Currently having a crisis in faith here. I don't know if I can finish this with my sanity intact. What does help, though, is that I'm editing this in my University Common Room with my Sci Fi Soc. One of the guys just started playing the Pokémon Theme Song. I love these guys.

Editor's Note as of 23rd December- I edited this chapter on the 12th of December. As of right now, Liv still doesn't have chapter 34 posted so I can upload this. All of the delays in updates can be blamed solely on her. I just finished editing my last chapter, after all.

Editor's Note as of 17th January- Liv sucks.