Unexpected

"Interrupted"

"Zack! ZACK! You HAVE to watch this part; it's AWESOME!" Sora bounced up and down on the couch, gesturing frantically at the TV screen. Zack winced as blood spattered and hit the ground, but Sora just laughed wickedly. "Wasn't that great!?"

"Uh… yeah, Prince."

"That was totally one of my favorite games! Isn't Jigsaw just awesome?" The boy beamed at the older man.

"He certainly is… an interesting character."

"You see his penis in the uncut version of the fourth one!"

"Well that's cool- wait… what?"

"IT'S AMAZING!"

"…"

Zack was seriously starting to regret buying those DVDs for Sora, but the boy was thoroughly enthralled, so he supposed he could put up with his boyfriend's new… twisted… obsession. The man chuckled a bit to himself, prompting Sora to turn his attention back to him.

"What?"

"Who would have ever thought the Keybearer would be completely obsessed with something like Saw?" Zack tugged on a lock of his hair. Sora, however, just beamed.

"Dunno, but now I have ways to get revenge upon my enemies!"

"…"

Sora's head fell into his lap. "Just kidding." He propped his feet up on the arm of the couch and grinned up at Zack, who lifted an eyebrow down at him.

"You're insane, Prince."

The boy laughed and gripped Zack's knee. "But you love me, and you fuel my insanity."

"True…" Zack looked back up at the TV. "It's… not a bad series. Just too twisted for my taste."

"Oh well. You don't have to like it."

They watched the movie a little bit longer, even though Sora had seen it multiple times. Zack tried to see the appeal in it… but sadly he just could not. So he put up with it for Sora's sake alone, trying not to think what would happen if Sora ever went Jigsaw on him.

It seemed, however, that Sora was very quickly losing interest in his Saw movie in favor of the lap his head was resting in. Zack knew this because one moment he was watching someone struggle for their life, the next he felt an insistent nudging between his legs. The source of the nudging proved to be Sora's nose. The teen was humming deep in the back of his throat, innocent blue eyes looking imploringly up at Zack, while his hand squeezed he knee lightly.

"I thought you wanted to watch twisted gore," said the older male, smirking a bit.

"No, I wanted you to watch twisted gore. I want to…" He nudged hard. "…play."

Zack bit his lip, stomach stirring. "Knock yourself out, Prince."

Given his permission, Sora wasted no time, and halfway through Zack had the passing thought that having a teenager's head between your legs while watching Saw II was quite the interesting experience, but the thought was only fleeting and soon he wasn't aware of much else than Sora's task.

When Zack tensed, it was over shortly thereafter, and Sora lifted himself from Zack's lap and kissed him hard, prompting another groan from the man, who was – despite Sora's antics – ready for some real playtime.

Zack had just flipped Sora over on the couch and had his belt undone when they heard a honk from outside and a loud call of "SORA!" that sounded suspiciously like Riku.

"…you have got to be kidding me," Sora growled, lifting himself up just enough to look at the front door. Another honk.

"Hey, Sora!! Come out here!"

"Go AWAY, Riku!!" he yelled back, then yanked Zack down on top of him. They engaged in another passionate kiss, but a series of honks broke them apart. Sora, growling, leapt to his feet and stalked over to the door, clothes and hair ruffled to the point that no one could possibly mistake what Riku had interrupted. He jerked the door open.

"WHAT do you WANT!?"

"Jeeze, Sora, no need to shout. Might want to make yourself presentable in public too." Riku smirked at him from the driver's side of an old, slightly beaten teal truck. It (understandably) took Sora a moment to process the scene, and when he did, he immediately quit fuming. Rather, he moved onto staring dumbfounded. Zack sidled up behind him, less ruffled than Sora.

"Where… did you get that truck?" Sora asked, staring.

"Bought it. One of us needs a source of transportation that doesn't traverse gummi space."

"You… you bought a truck."

"Yep, Sora, yes I did."

"… you are aware that you are a gay man with a pickup truck?" Sora clarified. Zack, catching onto exactly where Sora was going, burst into peals of hilarious laughter and disappeared back inside the house.

"Yes, Sora, I am."

"… you have a Brokeback truck."

"I knew you'd say that." Riku shrugged and strummed his fingers along the steering wheel. "But think what you will, I love my truck."

"… you interrupted sex with Zack to tell me that you, a gay man, have just purchased a Brokeback truck."

Riku smirked. "Yes. Yes I did."

"…" Sora stared at Riku three more seconds before dropping to the ground and laughing hysterically.

-end-

Sassy: This spawned from a dream, and I swear the idea of Riku with a Brokeback Mountain-esque truck wouldn't leave me alone. Plus, Zack gets tortured by Saw this time. Mwahahaha.

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