Sorry for the long update, this chapter is a little short.

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Emmett POV

"EVERYONE – I HAVE NEWS TO SHARE!!" I yelled and the family and Bella gathered in the living room.

"I AM GOING EXTRA VEGETARIAN!" I yelled and they all looked at me funny.

"What the hell Emmett?" Edward asked.

"I am turning Grass-tarian." I announced.

"Grass-tarian?"Bella said.

"I am going to eat grass." I explained.

"Grass." Esme repeated.

"Grass – just as filling without the killing!" I announced proudly.

Rosalie POV

"Emmett, you need help. Honestly, this is beyond the boundary of crazy." I said and he grinned like a mad man.

Scratch that, he IS a mad man.

He ran out of the house and everyone went back to doing whatever they were doing before.

It was a few hours later that I hears the commotion.

"NO! EDWARD! GIVE. ME. THEM. BACK!" Bella screamed and Edward shook his head.

"Emmett, you know what she get's like when you give her skittles!" He moaned and Emmett smiled evilly.

"I know, my brother, I know"

Emmett POV

"OI! EMMETT!" Jasper yelled.

"Yes, Oh wise brother of mine." I called and he appeared by my side.

"Stop being an idiot. C'mon, we're going to the bookstore." He said and I smiled.

I got in the car and the radio was on.

The woman was asking people to phone in.

I took out my phone and dialled the number she had just announced.

"WHAT ARE YOUR VEIWS ON WAFFLES AND GLOBAL WARMING HUMAN?" I screamed and put the phone down.

Jasper was laughing.

"Emmett you idiot! You said that on live radio!" He said and I hi-5'd him.

When we got to the book store Jasper screamed and hugged a civil war book.

I was browsing when I saw …

The Ultimate Pranksters Prank Book.

I picked it up and bought it.

On the way home Jasper was multi-tasking, driving and reading his one of his fourteen new civil war books.

When we got home Edward and Bella ran out of the house.

Well Edward ran, Bella crawled on the floor as she fell down the steps.

"EDWARD CULLEN! ISABELLA SWAN! Oh Hi Jasper!" Alice yelled as she ran past us chasing the runaways.

"Alice please no! Have mercy! Please!" Edward begged as Alice approached him, brandishing lip gloss.

Alice attacked him and Edward got up of the floor.

I got the camera from the car and snapped a picture.

"Man this is going on Google!" I said and cackled.

"Emmett, what the hell?" Edward asked.

"What? I laughed like an evil scientist."

"Freak." He muttered.

"I'm not the one with lip gloss on my face am I? You know Edward; we would all respect you being gay if you told us." (NO OFFENCE!)

"I AM NOT GAY!" He yelled and stormed into the house.

Bella got up of the floor and crawled to the house.

"WHAT? MY GOD, ALL I WANT IS SKITTLES!" She screamed when we looked at her.

I shrugged and looked at the prank book.

Oh the joys I would have.

And first to prank, Lip-Gloss boy, sorry, Edward.

Sorry I haven't updated in ages! I'm gonna try and update quicker though =ED

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