So that long oneshot still isn't done. it stands at about 10,000 words right now and i'm not sure how long it's going to end up being. it just never wants to end.

sigh. glee's not on this week :(

Prompt: Blaine gets stuck waiting for kurt to show up to nd practice (hair issue or something) and only brit is in the room… -twicked

"Blaine Warbler?"

Blaine turned, unsure of who had just said his name. The last time anyone had called him that was during his cringe-worthy kiss with Rachel.

However, it wasn't Rachel standing in the room right now.

It was Brittany.

"Hey, Brit," Blaine greeted her with a grin, shifting in his seat.

"Why are you in here?" She asked. "And where's your dolphin?"

It took Blaine a moment to remember what the whole dolphin thing was about, but once he got it he smiled at the girl. "He's fixing his pants or something," Blaine told her. "He said to wait for him in here and then we could go get coffee."

Brittany nodded and sat in the chair next to him. "Why didn't you go to help him with his pants?" She asked seriously.

Blaine's eyes widened as he looked at the girl, realizing that she wasn't playing around. "I – what?" He didn't know how to respond to that. Who would know how to respond to that?

"Well that's what I tell guys all the time," Brittany explained. "And then we end up making out and stuff."

Blaine opened his mouth and kept it that way for a moment before closing it, realizing that he had absolutely no words.

"And Kurt has really nice pants," Brittany went on. "But they'd probably be really hard to get off."

Blaine was having a hard time processing all of this. Yeah, he definitely noticed how tight Kurt's pants always were, but he hadn't really ever thought about the fact that they'd be hard to peel off the boy.

No Blaine, he scolded himself as very undapper thoughts invaded his mind, Don't go there.

"He's a really good kisser, you know," Brittany continued. "I'm not sure if you do though. I never see you kiss him. Do you kiss him Blaine?"

Blaine was about to respond because yes, he kissed Kurt plenty, but Brittany simply continued talking.

"And his lips are really soft. And he likes to be kissed. And cuddled."

Blaine was plenty aware of all three of those things.

"And he talks about marrying you," Brittany said a few seconds later. She paused, and Blaine saw her eyes go wide. "Oops," she murmured. "I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Kurt specifically said 'Don't tell Blaine. It's embarrassing.'"

Blaine once again was about to respond, however this time was interrupted by none other than his adorable boyfriend who apparently talked about marrying him.

"Hi," he said, practically flouncing into the room. He approached Blaine and leant down, pressing a kiss to his forehead. Kurt noticed Brittany out of the corner of his eye, turning and grinning at the girl. "Hey Brit," he said, "Keeping Blaine company?"

Brittany stood up and nodded. "He's a very good listener," she responded. "But he does this weird thing where he opens his mouth and then closes it. Kind of like a fish." Her eyes widened, her head turning back to Kurt. "He really is a dolphin isn't he?" She half whispered.

Kurt laughed. "Yeah, Brit," he answered her. "He's my dolphin."

Brittany grinned at him and kissed him on the cheek before walking out of the room.

"So," Kurt turned to Blaine, who was still seated in the chair. "What did she say this time that rendered you so speechless."

Blaine grinned and stood up, going to wrap his arms around his boyfriend. "Something about your pants," he murmured as he pressed a kiss to Kurt's neck, smiling into it as he heard Kurt's breath quicken. "And you're lips. And she might have mentioned something about how you talk of marrying me."

Kurt groaned, but whether it was out of frustration at Brittany or pleasure at what Blaine was doing to his neck, Blaine would never know, seeing as he pressed his lips to Kurt's with the intent of never pulling away.

KLISSES
MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD

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