Neb: Well we've done Usopp and Nami, to very useful members of the crew whether if it is through utility or being the only ones with common sense, but who shall we send next.

guest: How about the monster Trio, I can already imagine Sanji swooning over himself!

Neb: Very well! We all probably knew that Sanji's would be the most hilarious, because of his moral code and the fact he is a pervert, so I shall do that whoever you are... I do not own One Piece!

Sanji was walking along the city watching pretty ladies walk by waving their hips like their was no tomorrow. He usually is a bit more forward, but today he's controlling himself and just enjoying the smell of cooking in the air and the sight of pretty ladies savoring the moment without Nia messing with them. To be fair Nia is actually a very beautiful woman, more pretty than the average girl, but not in Boa Hancock's goddess level of beauty. Sanji's desires are simple, he likes women and cooking, but that is what caught his eyes. Beautiful blond hair cut into a bowl cut and curly eyebrows over skin like white silk dressed in a suit like his and wearing a hair net over her head. She was whipping up something good, because the smell was ingratiatingly good as all the right spices were mixed together along with all the right indigence for the perfect potato soup with a fish on the side. "Sorry I couldn't get a bigger fish for a big strong handsome man like you," she smiled as a muscular man in a marine coat was in front of her eying her up.

"Don't worry about it, I've eaten less as punishment one time when I was in training," the man smiled. The man wasn't handsome like she said, or at least not to Sanji, because his muscles were the size of a certain Marimo's muscles that he hated. The man had two scars running down his face forming an x and his eyes were dark blue, but he wasn't the focus, it was the beautiful woman who could cook like a goddess that had the power of overwhelming temptation that he admired.

"Excuse me, I would like to try some soup as well," Sanji shouted as his legs spiraled and he made his way to the woman. "Beat it big guy it's my turn," Sanji growled.

"She was more of cooking for just me, but if you want to make this a three way date, I'll arrange," the man grinned causing Sanji to almost vomit and the blond girl to squirt blood out of her nose as she pictured things that must never be pictured without lustful intentions.

"No, hell no," Sanji yelled.

"Fine, fine, I was just playong around, this girl is a little perverse, but that's what I like about her," the man replied with a smug look. The girl snapped out f lala land as she heard that and hearts appeared in her eyes(her bowl cut shows both of her eyes) and her legs started swirling. "Gongo-san is so awesome," she cued. Sanji's eyes widened as he noticed the similarities. "Y-you are... my sister, great reunion, lets ditch this guy and find out what has been going on," Sanji decided.

"Wait a minute, nice try, but I'm still going out with this lady," Gongo shouted before Sanji kicked him out cold.

"Why would you kick out a marine," fem Sanji yelled before Sanji grabbed her hand and started running from the scene.

"Wow, a man is running off to marry me," she drooled. Sanji heard what she said and was about to drool as well, but snapped out of his daze quickly knowing they had to get away.

"Listen, you are me from another Universe," Sanji yelled as he spun her around.

"He's holding me so close," she gawked as more blood fell out of her nose as dirty thoughts started clouding her mind.

"Stop that, what are you doing here, did Nia send you," Sanji yelled.

"Sanji-san is bening mean," she cried.

"I-I'm sorry," Sanji responded. "Wait, you were sent by Nia the Universe Jumper to be my enemy," Sanji pointed out.

Fem Sanji pulled out a cigarette and lighted it before releasing a puff of smoke from her mouth. "So that it then, I'm in another Universe, but it makes sense, Male Marines are rare in my Universe and I've seen so many here," she breathed calmly.

"So Nia didn't put you up to this," Sanji replied and she shook her head.

"I have no Idea who she is, but I'd kick her into oblivion for trying to get me to fight a guy," she growled.

"Calm down, all we have to do is defeat one another not fight," Sanji explained, "Cooking we would be too even in, getting a date would be in your favor thanks to the Universe jump," Sanji admitted. "I suppose we could... I got nothing, I can't fight you and you can't fight me... wait, we could race," Saji decided.

"A race," fem Sanji questioned.

"Yea, we race over to the other side of the Island, how does that sound," Sanji smiled.

"Sounds good to me, but because I'm kind, I'll tell you this, I can run in the air," she smiled.

"That's fine, so can I," Sanji grinned before they took off down the town jumping across the sky and passing by Marines who are looking for Luffy.

"Blackfoot," on of them yelled.

"Crap, keep running," Sanji growled as he ran through them. "Mouton Shot," Sanji yelled before sending some of them away as they ran at him.

"She's ahead of me... wait a minute," Sanji realized as he saw her starring at the window with rage in her face. "How dare that bimbo go out with my Nami-sama," she shouted before walking into a building. "Hey you get away from him," she shouted.

"You get away from her jerk face," Sanji yelled as he ran in to stare down Male Nami.

"Listen I don't want any trouble," Male-Nami grinned as a sweat drop appeared on his head.

"Sanji, take your other self and get out," Nami yelled before punching Sanji through the ceiling into the air.

"You two Sanji," Male Nami yelled with sharp teeth before doing the same thing. As the two Sanji's flew through the air they caught themselves as they ran to the other side of the Island.

"She's going to win, got to pick up my speed," Sanji yelled as he got closer to her.

"Hey Sanji," Robin yelled up as she waved at Sanji who formed hearts in his eyes as Fem Sanji pouted.

"Almost there," she shouted back to him causing him to run faster than ever. "I-I win-," she shouted before getting cut off and turning her head. Her nose bleed was giant when she saw a really muscular man without a shirt on carrying three Katanas. "The ultimate man!" Fem Sanji flew off and Sanji landed on the ground. "That damn Marimo," Sanji yelled angry even though he was victorious.

Weirdest chapter ever, but they may get wierder with Brook and Franky, I don't know... Anyways I hope you enjoyed, who do you want next and please review! :)