A/N: I love writing Darcy, and I wonder if that's because I'm a tiny bit in love with Kat Dennings, or because her character is so gooood to write!

Enjoy!

"Okay guys, do you want the bad news, the good news or the great news?!" Darcy had strolled back into the Tower with a sheepish smile.

"How was Vegas?" Tasha looked up from her place on the sofa and clocked that only Darcy was stood there. "Where's Jane and Thor?" She frowned. "I thought you were testing Thor's lightning out in the desert?"

"Tasha, stop asking questions." Tony was leaning against the door frame, having strolled in from the kitchen with Clint behind him. "Let's start with the great news."

"Ah, there's something that gets Thor drunk other than the alcohol made on Asgard!" Darcy beamed and Tony grinned back at her.

"Oh no." Cap said quietly.

"Turns out its tequila. He does need a fair bit mind." Darcy shrugged and she could already see Tony's brain working out where to get top quality tequila at such short notice in such vast quantities.

"That's the great news?" Clint asked, flopping down on the sofa next to Tasha.

"That was great news at the time… seeing him drunk was the best thing ever! We managed to keep damage to a minimum and Thor's adorable when drunk!" Darcy defended.

"Okay so what's the good news?"

"I was a bridesmaid for the first time in my life!" She grinned. "Which brings me onto the bad news… you guys weren't invited to Jane and Thor's impromptu Vegas wedding!" She shrugs apologetically and there was a moment of silence before the room exploded into noise.

"And he didn't invite me?!" Tony howled over the hubbub while Darcy tried to beat a hasty exit, stopped quickly by Tasha vaulting from the sofa to block the retreat.

"Woahh woahh woahh!" Clint shouted over the noise of mainly Tony whinging and the room calmed somewhat. "That's brilliant news, where are they?"

"Unofficial honeymoon I think." Darcy shifted under Tasha's fierce stare. "Come on guys, I was a bridesmaid to a God and a scientist! I looked hot, there was a fill-in best man who kissed like a dream, luckily I came home with no ring…" She tried to distract them.

"Where have they gone?" Bruce quizzed.

"Thor will murder me for this… the Maldives, they've gone to the Maldives because Jane's wanted to go since she was little." Tony was already halfway out of the room while Darcy explained.

"Can't you guys give them two weeks?!" Bruce exclaimed.

"Tash." Cap said quietly and the redhead sprang towards Tony and sat on his back. "Of course we can be polite and give them two weeks. They're newlyweds."

"But there's so many jokes to make." Tony grumbled. "The super scientist got drunk and had a Vegas wedding. I want to make jokes about his hammer!" He grunted to the floor. When Tasha refused to let him up he gave a petulant sigh. "Fine I promise I won't contact them for two weeks…" He whined.

"Then you can make as many jokes as you like." Darcy smiled. "But I brought back the video, anyone wanna see it?" She grinned. "I look great in my dress… ehh Jane not so much. Oh and Tony the real bad news…" She started with an unapologetic grin. "Your credit card statement for how much tequila was needed to get Thor drunk…" She shrugs and quickly flicks the DVD player to life.