Kaneshi!
Chapter 34
By: HeavenlydemonxXxo

I've been checking stats and i've been seeing people that put this story as their favorites or alert list but the number of people that have keeps changing and soon i cant even recognize the people that did earlier

im just being paranoid

hehehe

still not owning naruto. i give all credit to the writer of naruto.

I stared into the depths of this 'Forest of Death'. I saw Naruto running past me. ... And a box running after him. I sweatdropped. This could only be Konohamaru. I wandered to the other side of the crowd, let's say mindlessly, and pretended to not know of this Konohamaru and Naruto. Looking back, I saw that bright flash of light and then those three big puffs of smoke, then all that coughing and distinctly heard, "Hey, you used too much gunpowder" and then them arguing with Naruto. Just like last time. Boy did they need to change their entrance style.

Soon I found myself between Sasuke and Sakura in the front. How did I end up here? Sighing I leaned to the side. It's amazing that I walked back the way I came from.

"What are you doing here?" asked Anko-san as she came walking up.

"Konohamaru wants to do an exclusive for his school newspaper or something."

My ears perked up. An exclusive huh?

"Oh, yes, I forgot that Hokage-sama mentioned something like that."She laughed nervously. Seriously, this Anko lady was EXACTLY like Naruto. It actually scared me. "ALL RIGHT! We're going to have a 10 minute break now. If you are asked any questions, just concede and cooperate quietly!"

Fine, I'm a bit selfish, but I kinda sorta wanted to be interviewed.

"Naruto, I'm counting on you." I dropped to the ground. Damn Konohamaru and his fan-ness.

"Fine, I'll tell you all the good things about me!" Don't ask me how it's possible but I dropped even lower. Damn Naruto and his love for himself.

Chapter of Rin, Character Introduction.

"First introduce yourself please."

"Okay. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a ninja of the Hidden Village of Konoha. My hobby is to pull off pranks. I love ramen, and I became a genin just recently, but... I have a big dream. I'm going to become the Hokage. And I'm going become greater than any of the past Hokages... Then make all the villagers recognize my existence. In Ninja Academy, they called me dropout, moron, and other stuff, but... I was able to pass the graduation exam to become a member of Kakashi-sensei's 7th squad, and I do difficult missions everyday. Sasuke, Kaneshi, and Sakura-chan are in the 7th Squad, too. but I'm the only one who's active, so don't worry about them."

Yay. He mentioned me... er.. us. Wait a minute. "But I"m the only one who's active, so don't worry about them?" Nuh uh. He did NOT just say that.

"Don't say that. Introduce them too." I gave Konohamaru a piece of candy and patted him on the head.

"Good boy."

"I know, I know. Like, this guy is Uchiha Sasuke, a conceited kid. He's a survivor of the famous Uchiha clan. But he's really just a miserable guy, as you can see." I sweatdropped... Such compliments... "This girl is Tensake Kaneshi. She's a blonde. She freaks out on everything, so I have to help her out, and calm her down. Without me, she wouldn't be here by now." Naruto never learns does he. I cracked my knuckles. "This is the girl that's in love with me, Haruno Sakura-chan. They say that hating is part of love, so she won't say her real feelings; but that part of her is cute as well."

"Is that true?"

"Yes, yes, it's true."

Sakura cracked her knuckles as well.

"So it was a lie."

"Anyway, we work in a team of four, and the ONLY team of four, and have accomplished dangerous missions."

I grabbed his ear and hissed, "Chyea. D-rank missions that you screwed up on."

"Ow ow ow. Ok. There were times when I screwed up. But I defeated the old man Hokage..." He started reminiscencing.

"I CAN'T MAKE AN ARTICLE OUT OF THAT! Grandpa is the most important person in the Hidden Village of Konoham, and is the Third Hokage. To hold the name of Hokage means to be the number one ninja in the village. The Fourth Hokage, in particular, is a hero who protected the village from a monster fox."

"Wait wait wait! You're only talking about other people!" shouted Naruto.

"I was planning on saying more now! Besides, you talk about yourself too much." argued Konohamaru.

"OF COURSE! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER SO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHERS!"

"Naruto... You've forgotten about me ever since you graduated the academy, right?" sniffled Iruka-sensei.

I supported my head with my hand and looked down in shame. Sweatdropping I just wondered when I'd get my say in this exclusive.

"Anyways, you can introduce me right?" asked Iruka-sensei.

"All right all right! This person is the first person in the village to recognize me, Iruka-sensei!" I started wondering since when did Iruka-sensei get in here. I sighed. Whatever. This is a filler chapter anyways isnt it.

Might as well take a nap while I can. Big exam coming up.

Nightynight.