So, in the span of this chapter and last chapter, I managed to publish two one-shots and update another story twice. Says a lot, doesn't it?

Anyway, since I realised it was inevitable, I'm updating, and probably will completely avoid it afterwards. Just joking -.- I can't abandon this fic T.T That wouldn't be very nice for you guys.

Don't own One Piece, unfortunately. Oh yeah, if I miss an important event, it'll come next year (as in, in the diaries). My sense of humour is drying out quickly, so I kinda need to save that. Heck, I haven't even got over one year yet.


5th March, 1523

Dear Diary,

I finally overcame the castle's stupid layout after all these months. I have no idea why Mihawk uses that stupid ability on me only. Why not Persona?

When I was about to get to the dining hall, I saw her in the hallways, gaping at me for some strange reason.

And get this! She started running around the place crying for help, as if getting to the dining hall without being late wasn't normal!


That's because, Zoro, it isn't normal. Just saying.

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