A/N - 100 reviews! :D Just in time for the new year! The poll will probably be put up after I post this.

Thank you to UltimateDoctorWhoFanGirl, Whyna Katran, 11Dr. Luv, and Take-Me-Away-Now (the 100th!) for reviewing :)

Disclaimer - I don't own Doctor Who.

"Stop laughing."

"I'm sorry! But an old lady handcuffed you to her oven after...having her way with you."

"Hahaha, shut up. She didn't have her way with me, she just snogged me a bit." The Doctor squirmed uncomfortably, wincing when the metal dug into his wrists. He was currently slouched on the floor, his hands bound above his head by handcuffs that were looped around the handle of an oven. "Now, be helpful and get my screwdriver out of my pocket."

Emma giggled and kneeled by him. "Alright." She reached for his pocket.

"Not that one! The one in my jacket."

"Oh." She leaned forward, slipping her hand inside his jacket. She didn't notice him gulp at how close they were. "You smell like lilac." She snickered, pulling the sonic screwdriver from his pocket. "And there's hot pink lipstick on your collar."

"Just put the screwdriver in my hand."

"Somebody needs a sense of humor..." She shoved the screwdriver in his hand, watching as he twisted it around and used it to unlock the cuffs.

He let his arms fall, rubbing his aching wrists. "I have a wonderful sense of humor! I just don't think this is very funny." He put the sonic back in his jacket and stood up, pulling her with him. "Now-"

"Oh, did you invite your friend, dear?" They both turned to see the old woman standing in the doorway, dressed in far too revealing lingerie. "I never did get to try out a threesome."

"I think I'm gonna throw up." Emma put a hand to her stomach. "Doctor, can we go now? Doctor?" She looked back to see that he was already halfway out a window.

"Good luck!" He waved to her before jumping out.

"Doctor!" She ran over to the window. "Doctor, come back! I'm sorry I laughed!"

She felt a hand on her shoulder. "Aw, he was a hot one. It's too bad he left, but we could still have fun."

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm really not interested. And I have a Doctor to kill. The risk of a broken leg is completely worth it." With that, she dived out the window.

A/N - Don't forget to check my profile for the poll and vote :) Remember, the one-shot that's voted for will be separate from this story and I'll let you know when it's posted!