WHOMP.
A rank, steaming pile of shit splattered against the glass barrier, the primate who threw it screeching belligerently. Peep leapt back reflexively toward Kolyat and Thane, the former of whom was cackling madly through the hand covering his nose.
"Ahahaha! Holy shit! It's just like you!"
"Shut up, Kolyat!" Peep whined, jabbing an elbow into his side.
"No, I really do see the resemblance!"
"Kolyat..." Thane warned. His hand was also pressed to his face to block the smell of the ape house. Despite his stern tone, his eyes crinkled slightly. Peep glared at him. The bastard was laughing at her, too!
"To hell with the both of you!" she sulked. "Just wait 'til we get to the reptile house! We'll see who's laughing then."
A/N: You guys are so goofy. I've got almost 7,000 views and only 30 reviews. *shakes head*