The Cassidy Group and Ratigan were in the Rat Trap, drinking when the door slammed open. The looked up and saw Kitty walked in fuming.

"Hey, whats the matter, sugar?" Isabelle asked concerned.

Kitty took a cup of tea and sat at the table with Isabelle.

"The young man that I was with, Johnathan. It turns out that he's married and he thought I would consent to be the other woman."

Isabelle groaned sympathetically and Ratigan sighed.

"I never understood why people are unfaithful." he said as he lit cigarette. "I think adultery is a rather despicable act to commit."

"You don't approve, professor?" Klaus said, "A man of your power wont have more then one lover?"

"Now, see here, Klaus." Ratigan said with a snarl, "I don't thinks its not proper to have more then one lover."

Klaus just shrugged and Abigail spoke up.

"Why is it when a man cheats, they cheer for him? But, when a woman is unfaithful, its like she's banished?"

"I can explain that." Klaus said.

"Klaus..." Neil said in a warning tone, which the German ignored.

"This is how it works. God created man to sow his seed where he may. He made women to limit the crop to one farmer. That's how it is."

There was a stunned silence, which was broken by a growl from Isabelle.

"Klaus...I'm giving you ten seconds to get out or I am go over this table and bust your balls so bad they are going to be ringing Dixie." she said, starting to count off her fingers. Klaus eyes widened and he quickly left tot he backroom. Isabelle's sighed as she opened a newspaper and shook her head.

"You should keep him on a tighter leash, Neil."she said, making her cousin nod.

"I know." he said, making some of the group snicker.

"Isabelle, are you worried at all that your professor will be unfaithful to you?" Rose asked, making Ratigan look at her in disbelief.

"No, I don't. I trust Padriac and he knows better." she said, making the rat looked at her in confusion.

"How do I know better, my dear?"

"Because you know if you ever are unfaithful, I'm going to find a shotgun and blow off that equipment between your legs, that way no woman would ever want you."

Ratigan blanched and his ears perked down at her statement. He grimaced as he thought about what Isabelle said.

"You're right my dear." he said slowly, "I do know better."

AN: Here we have the group talking about cheating and this is Isabelle's take on it. As you can see, she doesn't take it nicely and says to Ratigan what would happen if he ever did. Don't antagonize the thief.

I do think think Ratigan is a proper gentleman, but he's probably blowing a lot of hot air here.

That thing that Klaus said is something I heard on a Everybody loves Raymond episode, from Frank. LOL. Klaus can be an idiot at times.

I noticed I'm putting Isabelle more southern here, her accent at least is coming out more. Anyway, enjoy and comments are loved! I don't own Ratigan or Kitty, just the Cassidy group!