Chapter 34: The Mighty Murdocks Part 1
The day began like any other normal Saturday morning. Maddie was sitting in front of the TV playing a video game. Stewie walks into the room and sees this
"What game is that?" asked Stewie.
"President Evil," said Maddie.
"What?" asked Stewie.
"President Evil. It's this game Brian bought me last week," said Maddie, "I play as Barack Obama who has to rid the world of a zombified GOP hell bent on infecting the world with conservative views and pointless wars."
"Can I blast your brains out?" asked Obama from the TV as a gunshot sound could be heard, "Yes I can!"
"Do you have anything else?" asked Stewie.
"I also have Silent Hills," said Maddie pointing to a game case with the cast of King of the Hill as grotesque monsters with Hank as Pyramid Head.
The doorbell then rings and she walks off the answer. Upon opening it, she is greeted by the sight of her younger intelligent cousin Tilly.
"Maddie, I need you to do me a huge favor," said Tilly, "I have a bunch of barrels of toxic waste that needs dumping. Can I use your back yard?"
"Can't you dump them at YOUR place?" asked Maddie annoyed.
"I did," said Tilly, "But it's starting to become more obvious."
Meanwhile at Tilly's place, CJ is running away from mutated stuffed animals.
"MOM, HELP!!!" he screamed, "MY TOYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"CJ, we've been over this a million times," said Jillian as she was in the living room reading a newspaper, "The Chinese lead paint scare was a LIE made up by American toy companies. You have nothing to worry about."
"OH GOD!!!" screamed CJ as he was dragged into his room by a stuffed octopus, "NO, NOT THE FACE! OW! OUCH! OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT? OW! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!!! OW!! WHY RUBBER DUCKY? WHY?!?!"
"Oh Family Circus. Will you EVER be funny?" chuckled Jillian to herself.
Back to the house...
"No way!" said Maddie, "I don't want to wake up one day and see my mother looking like a freak!"
"You mean you never noticed?" asked Stewie. He then quickly ducks as Maddie's shoe flies across the room and breaks a lamp.
"C'mon! You've gotta!" begged Tilly.
"Wait, why aren't you asking ME to do this favor?" asked Stewie, "I'm a genius, too, you know."
"Because I don't trust you," said Tilly, "In fact, I'll bet you're planning on killing me and stealing all my technology."
"Now that's the stupidest thing I ever heard!" said Stewie as he balled up a piece of paper with instructions to kill Tilly and threw them away.
"Maddie, if you do this, I'll let you have any invention you want!" said Tilly.
"...Even the gene splicer?" asked Maddie hopefully.
Maddie's Imagination
At the Quahog preschool center during recess, Maddie is sitting next to Eliza while looking through her lunchbox.
"Damn! Grandpa ate my lunch again," said Maddie frustrated, "Say, Eliza, are you gonna eat that?"
"Like bloody hell you're getting my sandwich," said Eliza.
"I was pointing to YOU," said Maddie as she transformed into a werewolf and began to viciously attack Eliza. Olivia just looks on dumbfounded.
"...I can get used to bestiality," said Olivia.
End Imagination
"Huh, wonder what bestiality means anyway?" asked Maddie, "And why did Olivia even say that in my imagination? Oh well."
"Do this and it's yours!" said Tilly.
"Deal!" said Maddie as she shook her cousin's hand.
Later that day, Maddie, Tilly, and CJ are all wearing hazmat suits while burying a bunch of toxic waste barrels in the backyard.
"That's the last one," said Tilly.
"Are you absolutely sure this is safe?" asked Maddie.
"I'm positive," said Tilly, "I had CJ put in some radiation neutralizer into the barrels."
"Yup, I sure did," said CJ, "You have nothing to worry about!"
Suddenly, a nearby tree mutates into a tree monster and roars loudly. He pulls himself from the ground, walks down the street, eats a man on the way and walks into the city.
"...Or was it the OTHER barrels?" asked CJ to himself, "Either way, keep your family inside."
A few nights later, Maddie and Stewie are playing with building blocks in the living room while Peter was watching TV. Brian then walks up to Maddie.
"Maddie, I can't help but notice that the backyard glows an eerie bright green at night," said Brian.
"It's something you ate," said Maddie.
"Something I ate?" asked Brian confused.
"Yeah, YOU go peeing and pooping in the backyard all the time," said Maddie.
"Yeah... Brian goes peeing and pooping in the backyard..." said Peter all shifty eyed.
"Anyone know what happened to that tree that used to be in the backyard?" asked Cody as he walked into the room, "Or Mr. Jenkins who used to randomly walk down the streen for no reason for that matter?"
"Wait, that random background character had a NAME?" asked Maddie, "Uh, I mean, I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later."
"Where the heck is that plumber I called?" asked Lois, "I called him over an hour ago because I think there's something wrong with the water."
"I'm pretty sure the plumber will turn-" said Maddie before looking in the window to be greeted by the green glowing skeletal remains of a plumber, "Nevermind, he quit."
"Looks like it's all up to me to get some work done around here," said Peter as he raised up his belt, "Zack, get your lazy ass out there and fix the plumbing."
"Why ME???" asked Zack annoyed.
"Because you're so good at fixing things," said Peter, "You even fixed Maddie's sanity after she walked in on me naked."
Flashback
Maddie tiredly walks into the bathroom one night and sees Peter naked about to get on the tub. She just looks at him with bloodshot wide eyes.
"Oh hey, Maddie," said Peter, "I guess somebody wants to take a bath with Grandpa Peter!"
"Oh crap!" thought Maddie, "Isn't this how child molestation trauma starts?"
End Flashback
"Then for some reason, she ran out of the bathroom screaming 'My innocence! Don't take my innocence'," said Peter.
"Forget it!" said Zack, "I'm so sick of fixing for you people!"
"Yeah, Zack is NOT your repairman!" said Meg, "He fixes all your things and you guys don't even give him a thank you. Why should he fix the plumbing?"
"Because if he doesn't, I'm going to let Peter eat all the cheese, meat, and bean burritos he wants," said Lois.
5 minutes later in the basement...
"Could you hand me that wrench?" asked Zack as he and Meg were repairing the plumbing pipes.
"Socket or Pipe wrench?" asked Meg.
"Know what? Just hand me a screwdriver," said Zack, "I want to half ass it."
Maddie and her older half brother Cody walk down into the basement with a question on their minds.
"Mom, I have a question," said Maddie.
"Yes, sweetie?" asked Meg.
"Let's pretend hypothetically that there were barrels of toxic waste buried in the backyard," said Maddie, "What are the chances of it leaking into the house's tap water supply?"
"I'd say they're about the same as the chances of a certain little girl being punished if she dumped toxic waste in the backyard," said Meg suspiciously, "Why are you asking me this? Do you have something to hide?"
"Absolutely not," said Maddie.
As Zack twists the pipe, the entire Murdock family is drenched in a wave of toxic sludge.
"...You're a terrible liar, kid," said Zack.
"Ugh! Gross!" exclaimed Cody as he wiped off the toxic waste, "I'm covered in more sticky stuff than Jessica Rabbit in a rule 34 pic."
Cutaway
Why are you reading this? Are you expecting a cutaway involving said situation? Are you some kind of pervert? Go wank off to some porn you pervert!
End Cutaway
Later, the Murdocks are sitting at the kitchen table with the rest of the family.
"You guys were drenched in toxic waste?!?" asked Lois.
"Relax, mom," said Meg, "We're still fine. See?"
"Achoo!" sneezed Maddie as flames came from her nose and set the curtains on fire.
"Maddie, next time you wanna dump toxic waste dump it somewhere no one cares about," said Peter, "Like the woods or the old folks' home!"
"Well, that toxic waste must've mutated us," said Zack, "We've each been given a superpower of some sort. I can shoot lightning."
Zack shoots a lightning bolt across the room.
"I can control and create fire," said Maddie as she made her hair turn into flames.
"Meg once again has the AMAZING powers of long fingernails," laughed Peter.
"Oh, screw you!" said Meg irritated as her arm grew longer and swung at Peter, but missed, "Hey, I have elasticity!"
"I thought you always had that. Your stomach always looked stretched out," said Peter before ducking another swing, "Kidding! I was kidding!"
"And I have the power to turn into water!" said Cody as he turned into a watery version of himself.
"...But that power sucks," said Brian.
"Yeah, I know," said Cody as he sadly changed back.
"So now what?" asked Meg, "We've become a family of superhumans."
"Depending on how we used these powers they could either be a gift or a curse," said Zack, "Because we have kids, I think it's best that we show them good moral guidance by using these powers responsibly."
"That means no flash frying Eliza at school," said Meg warningly to Maddie.
"Can I char broil her?" asked Maddie.
"No," said Meg.
"How about roasting her?" asked Maddie.
"NO!" said Meg.
"How about a 3rd degree burn? It'll barely hurt her!" said Maddie.
"No fiery torment!" said Meg.
"An Indian burn? Please don't make me beg," begged Maddie.
"Don't make me give you a timeout in the freezer," warned Meg.
A few days later, the Murdock family is doing grocery shopping at the local super market.
"Isn't this nice?" asked Meg to her family, "A normal family taking a normal trip to the supermarket. Yup, perfectly normal."
At that moment, a cereal box hits Meg. The family turns to see that a little kid with his mother threw it and now he's trying to look all innocent.
"Ma'am, your son just threw a cereal box at me!" said Meg to the boy's mother.
"Mommy, why is that man talking to me?" asked the boy.
"Billy, that's rude," said the mother, "That's not a man. That's just a hideously ugly teenage girl."
"Can I burn them to a crisp?" asked Maddie quietly.
"Or electrify their brains?" asked Zack.
"Or make them slip on a puddle?" asked Cody.
"No, we have to use our powers responsibly," said Meg.
She then stretched out her leg causing the woman to trip and fall as the basket with her son in it hits a wall full of cereal that falls on it. The family just looks at her.
"What? It was MY responsibility," said Meg.
At that moment, a bunch of armed robbers entered the store pointing a gun to the a female cashier.
"Alright, lady!" said the robber threateningly, "Give us all the cash in a bag and no one gets hurt!"
"P-paper or plastic?" asked the cashier shakily in fear.
"Don't play comedian with me!" said the robber angrily, "Put it all in a plastic bag or-"
"No, Rob!" said one of the other robbers, "The money has sharp corners and it's heavy too. It'll tear up the bag!"
"Shut up!" said "Rob", "I'm the one doing the robbery."
"Rob, I want some candy!" whined a different robber, "I'm gonna grab some candy because I really want the candy and if you don't let me get candy I'll hate you forever!"
"Johnny, shut up!" said Rob, "We're not here for candy, stupid! We came for money!"
"But I don't want money! I want candy!" whined Johnny like a big baby as he began to make incomprensable high pitched whining noises while jumping up and down.
"Fine, get one!" said Rob as he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah... candy.... yeah..." said Johnny as he stuffed his pockets with candy bars.
As Rob grabs the money and attempts to flee, the bag tears up and the money falls all over the floor.
"See? I told you so!" said the other robber.
The family catches sight of the armed robbery in progress.
"Finally! The perfect opportunity to put our powers to good use!" said Zack.
"You mean the D'amicos are here?" asked Maddie as she and Meg frantically looked around.
"No, there's an armed robbery taking place," said Zack, "We have superpower powers, so naturally we're going to spring into action."
"Can we do it with a battlecry?" asked Maddie.
"I don't see why not," said Zack.
"Alright let's do this! LEROOOOY JENKINS!!!" shouted Maddie as she and the family ran in front of the burglars.
"Wait a minute, who's Leroy Jenkins?" asked Zack.
"No freakin' clue," said Maddie.
"Who the hell are you people?" asked Rob the robber.
"We're the Murdocks and we're here to take out the trash!" said Zack heroically.
"Who do you people think you are? A bunch of superheroes?" asked Rob.
"That's right, thieves," said Cody as he turned into his water form, "Now, do your worst."
One of the robbers grabbed a sponge and throws it at Cody which absorbs him.
"Weak, dude..." muttered Cody from within the sponge, "Didn't even have the decensy to use a name brand sponge, either."
Johnny, the whiny robber tries to get into a fist fight with Meg but she uses her rubbery body to her advantage, avoiding every punch by stretching.
"Stop it! You're not supposed to dodge!" moaned Johnny, "You're cheating!"
"Hey! Being whiney is MY thing!" said Meg angrily as she grew her fist and punched him unconscious.
Maddie is taking the fight with the nameless burglar. He then reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a gun.
"It's time to pack some heat," said the burglar.
"Good idea," said Maddie as her hair turned into flames. She then tosses a fireball that melts the gun.
"Didn't see that one coming," said the robber as he tried to run away, only to get scorched by her.
Zack and Rob begin to circle each other. Rob is getting into a fighting stance while Zack is just calmly walking.
"Looks like it's just you and me," said Rob, "Man to Man. Mano a Mano. You're no match for me. I was a champion blackbelt while you're just a silly long haired man. You don't stand a-"
Zack just touches Rob on the chest and sends over 1000 volts of electricity through his body. He flies across the room and lands on the unconscious bodies of his companions.
"Grab the buns cause I'm frying up burglars!" laughed Zack, "Get it? Burglars? Burgers? Burglars rhyme with burgers?" the customers just stare at him, "...Oh, screw you people!"
Later that night at the Griffin home, the family is watching the local news about their heroic feat.
Cutaway to TV
"In local news a local Quahog family thwarted an armed robbery at a grocery store using super powers," said Tom.
"Eyewitnesses claimed that the family consisted of a man with shaggy looking hair, a girl with glasses and brown hair, a boy in a black trench coat, and a blonde baby," said Diane, "Here's an artist's rendering."
We cut to a group picture of Shaggy, Velma, Dib from Invader Zim, and Maggie from The Simpsons.
End Cutaway
"Congratulations, you guys are celebrities," said Brian, "All it took was putting yourselves and your children in danger against armed robbers."
"Hey, I kicked those guys' butts!" said Maddie.
"Me too!" said Cody triumphantly.
"From what I heard, you were stuck in a kitchen sponge for over 3 hours," said Stewie.
"No! I, uh, did that on purpose!" said Cody trying to save face, "It was all part of my master plan to, uh... lure the robbers into a false sense of security so that I could give them the, er, final blow! Yeah!"
"...You couldn't even get out, could you?" asked Stewie.
"Shut up!" said Cody as he threw sprinkles of water at Stewie.
"What was that?" laughed Stewie, "Was that even a sprinkle? You barely got me wet!"
"Stop making fun of me!" shouted Cody.
"I can't believe that my daughter and her family are heroes," said Lois, "Now, I'll finally have something... er, I mean, now I have another additional thing to be proud about you."
"You had a fight at a grocery store?" asked Peter, "I remember when I fought at the grocery store."
Flashback
Peter is minding his own business at a grocery store when the giant chicken attacks. Peter then force feeds him an alka seltzer. The chicken expands and then explodes leaving behind a whole bunch of feathers and bird guts.
"I feel sorry for the poor soul who has to clean this mess up," said Peter as he leaves the store.
Meanwhile the janitor walks by the area with a bucket and a mop.
"Oh my god!" he said in horror as he looks at the huge mess, "My floors! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Meanwhile outside the grocery store, Lobster and the real giant chicken, Ernie look on.
"See? I told you the grocery store was a bad place to fight," said Lobster.
"Thank god you were right," said Ernie, "I feel kinda bad for my cousin Bernie, though."
End Flashback
"That fight with those robbers got me thinking," said Zack, "There's crime all over Quahog that goes on without the police doing justice about it; rape, murder, people wearing socks with sandals..."
"So what are you saying, dad?" asked Maddie.
"I'm suggesting that we do something that only Peter would suggest at a time like this," said Zack.
"You guys are going to use your powers to create the world's largest donut hole?" asked Peter hopefully.
"...Okay, forget what I just said," said Zack, "We're going to be a family superhero team!"
"Oh my gosh! No way!" said Maddie with joy.
"We'll be famous. We'll be both respected AND feared!" said Meg in excitement.
"Just like black people!" said Chris.
(AN: Yeah, I hope I didn't offend black people with this statement. I'm black myself, and I only included it because it sounded very Family Guy-esque. If I did so, then I'm sorry)
"We'll be just like the Fantastic Four, only our team name will sound much less gay," said Zack.
"So what are you going to call yourselves?" asked Brian dryly, "The violent vigilantes?"
"Why are you getting so bent out of shape?" asked Zack.
"Because what you're thinking about doing is against the law and you're putting yourselves at risk," said Brian, "We already have people whose job is to protect this city. If you think that even for a second that I would agree to this foolish tirade, think again."
"...We'll use our powers to stop Republican power everywhere," said Maddie.
"Mighty Murdocks is a good name," said Brian quickly.
"Then it's settled," said Zack, "We are now the Mighty Murdocks!"
"Disgusting," said Stewie, "All that power and they want to use them for good purposes. They're making an even bigger mistake than Katara did for getting together with Aang instead of Zuko on Avatar."
Cutaway
In a police station, Katara is being thrown in jail.
"You don't understand!" begged Katara, "We're in love!"
"You call it love," said the officer, "The law calls it Pedophillia!"
"But he came onto ME!" said Katara, "And It's only a two year age gap!"
"Yeah, tell it to the judge, you teenage child touching sicko," said the officer as he shut the bars.
"Aang! Tell them what happened!" begged Katara.
"Hey, you knew what you were getting into," said Aang before he walked away and blew her a kiss, "See you in a few of years, baby. I'm sure our love is strong enough to overcome this."
"ZUTARA!!!" she screamed out loud in frustration, "WHY DIDN'T I CHOOSE ZUTARA!!!"
End Cutaway
The very next day, the Mighty Murdocks were in the living room showing off their new superhero costumes.
"Good thing the costume store still had superhero costumes left," said Zack as he was wearing lightning yellow spandex with green gloves and boots, and a Robin-esque mask.
"I'll say," said Maddie wearing a red dress with red boots and a red mask.
"So, what do you guys think?" asked Meg as she wore a purple leotard with long purple boots, long purple gloves, and a purple hat that looked like her pink one.
"How can I put this?" asked Stewie, "You've just received the new super ability to make people vomit faster upon eye contact."
"Keep that up, and you don't get to wear my superhero dress," said Maddie.
"Oh, but you promised!" moaned Stewie.
"Why am I not surprised by that?" asked Brian dryly as he turned to Cody, "Hey, why don't you have a costume?"
"Don't need one," said Cody as he turned into his liquid state, "My liquid state should be enough to keep my identity a secret."
"Isn't your water form a bit flimsy?" asked Brian.
"Of course not," said Cody reassuringly.
At that moment, the telephone rings.
"I got it!" said Peter who rushes right into Cody, causing him to splatter into a water puddle.
"I'm alright," said Cody, "I think the carpet soaked my arm, though."
"Hello?" answered Peter, "They're on their way! It's the mayor. He needs your help!"
"Quickly, Mighty Murdocks!" said Zack, "To the Murdock Mobile!"
You mean your vintage Cadillac?" asked Meg.
"No, the Murdock Mobile," said Zack.
"What's the difference?" asked Maddie.
"Because Murdock Mobile sounds more superhero.... ish?" asked Zack.
"...Works for us!" said Maddie, "Let's jet!"
A little later at the Mayor's Office, Adam West is pacing back and for frantically.
"This is bad," said West, "Really bad! Superbad, only it isn't not funny."
Just as Adam West continues to be in misery and woe, the Mighty Murdocks burst through the front door and strike a heroic pose in front of the mayor.
"What seems to be the problem, Mayor West?" asked Zack.
"No, you're doing it wrong! You must break through my windows like SANE people!" protested West.
"...Okay then..." said Zack as he and the family slowly backed out of the office. A few seconds later they burst through the window, "What seems to be the problem, Mayor West?"
"It's horrible, Mighty Murdocks!" said Mayor West, "An evil gay alien is threatening to destroy the city and it's inhabitants!"
"We're on our way!" said Zack as he and his family dashed out of the office.
Meanwhile in the city, a huge Alien, who looked quite akin to the Aliens from Alien... God, I hope you understood that... was causing a scene as civilians fled for their lives.
"Hey there," said the Alien in Bruce the gay performance artist's voice, "I'm a big scary alien. I hear to eat y'all. Y'all better run in fear 'cause I'm an alien and I'm scary. Are you runnin' scared? Ooooh, looks like somebody's not runnin' scared. Yeah, you over there. You're not runnin' Why aren't you runnin'? Guess I'm gonna have to eat you."
"I'm gonna eat you," said the Alien's smaller mouth.
"You get back in there, little mouth," said the Alien.
Suddenly, the alien is shocked by a lightning bolt. He turns to see the sight of the superhero family, the Mighty Murdocks.
"Mighty Murdocks assemble!" shouted Zack as he landed, "Captain Thunder! The man with lighting wit!"
"ElastiMeg!" shouted Meg, "The stretchable teen drama queen!"
"Sunburn!" shouted Maddie, "The burning baby!"
"And Waterboy!" shouted Cody, "The boy who is water... and... well actually, that's it."
"Together, we are..." shouted Zack as they all posed.
"THE MIGHTY MURDOCKS!" they all said in unison.
"Oh Noooooo!" said the Alien, "Superpowered humans! Oh, but you all got really good fashion sense. Especially you. I like your leotard, girlfriend."
"Yes! I knew someone other than Zack would like it!" said Meg, "YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS, DAD!"
"C'mon! Enough talk!" said Maddie, "Let's kick some alien butt! LEROOOY JENKINS!!"
"Seriously, stop saying that," said Cody.
Everyone gets ready to fight as 1960s Batman type music plays in the background. Zack delivers a lighting hook punch to the creature.
POW!
Maddie delivers a fireball kick!
BAM!
Cody punches the creature, but loses half of his watery arm. The Creature is unharmed.
FAIL!
A picture of Phoenix Write pointing appears for no apparent reason.
OBJECTION!
Meg stretches her arms and begins to swing the creature by the tail. She keeps spinning until she gains so much momentum that she tosses the creature into the sky and to outer space.
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo....!" screamed the gay Alien as he flew away until he made a sparkle.
"You did it!" said Adam West as he ran to the scene, "You save the city!"
"Thank you, Mayor West," said Meg.
"Yes, but you know what?" asked Zack, "The alien wasn't the real culprit here. The real culprit was Mormons."
"Why Mormons?" asked Maddie.
"Because I hate Mormons," said Zack.
(AN: He really does.)
The next day at James Woods High, Meg is taking her books out of her locker when she overhears the popular kids talking about something.
"Did you see the news last night?" asked Doug.
"Yeah, it was about the Mighty Murdocks," said Lisa, "They're so cool. Especially that Captian Thunder. He's so dreamy."
"Whatever. Those Mighty Murdocks are such losers," said Connie as she rolled her eyes, "Oooh look at me. I'm a butt ugly girl who can stretch her arms really long. I popped out a fireball. Love me!"
"How dare you say that about the beautiful ElastiMeg," said Doug visibly offended, "You're just jealous!"
"Oh my gosh! He thinks I'm beautiful!" said Meg to herself.
"Well, I love all the Mighty Murdocks," said Lisa, "...Well, except maybe Waterboy."
"Yeah, Waterboy kinda sucks," said Doug.
"Hey, Waterboy tries!" protested Meg, "...It's just that he kinda sucks at trying, too."
"How would you know about that?" asked Lisa.
"Because I know the Mighty Murdocks, personally," said Meg, "I'm ElastiMeg."
"You liar," said Connie, "You're such a wannabe loser."
"I can prove it!" said Meg as she then stretched her left arm and gave Neil Goldman a wedgie.
"Wow, it IS you!" said Doug.
"Big whoop," said Connie, "The fat ugly unpopular teen is now a fat ugly unpopular teen with superpowers. You and your family just made yourselves a million points lamer. Right guys?"
"Oh my God, Meg. You and your family just made yourselves a million points cooler!" said Lisa.
"I know girls ask celebrities to sign their breasts," said Doug, "Will you sign my penis?"
"HEY, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" shouted Connie, "I'm the leader in this clique and we do as I say and I say we snub her! Got it?"
A few seconds later, Connie is tossed into a trashcan as her friends walk down the hall with Meg. All the blonde girl could do was scowl at her from the trashcan. Later that night at the D'amico residence, Connie is speaking with Eliza about the Mighty Murdocks.
"Mighty Murdocks this. Mighty Murdocks that," muttered Connie as she frantically paced back and forth, "Stupid Murdocks! Always causing me problems!"
"You're not the only one with superpowered peer problems," said Eliza in her sophisticated British accent, "Look what she did to my bloody arm."
"She gave you Indian burns?" asked Connie as she poked on them.
"Don't touch 'em!" she shouted as she switched to her obnoxious nasally British voice, "That little baby did this to me!"
"Why are they the ones with the superpowers?" asked Connie in frustration, "I deserve superpowers! I need them to help people!"
"Who?" asked Eliza.
"ME!" shouted Connie, "Ugh! I'd sell my soul for superpowers!"
As she frustrates herself some more, a mysterious piece of paper falls from the ceiling and lands right in front of her.
"What's this?" asked Eliza as she handed Connie the paper.
"Let me see that," said Connie as she snatched it, "If you and Eliza want your wishes granted, meet me at the old abandoned warehouse. Signed, a friend."
Later, the two arrive at the abandoned warehouse and see the following people: the nerdy and pimply Neil Goldman, the suave and sexy Spaniard Diego Montoya, the robotic Lois looking Corvette, the giant Lobster and... James Woods.
"Great, even MORE freaks," said Connie, "I take it that you all got the same letter?"
"Yeah," said Lobster, "I wonder why?"
"Because you all wanted to make a deal," said a from the shadows. He stepped out to reveal that he was Lucifer, "A deal with the Devil."
Why has Lucifer gathered all these villainous people in one room. What exactly does he mean by "A deal with the Devil"? And what does this all have to do with the Mighty Murdocks? To find out, tune in next time for the next exciting episode of Dragonball- er I mean Meg's Family.
To Be Continued...