Things My Little Brother Asks

by Dana-Eliza

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

35. Temari is a monster outside the bedroom

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'Temari?'

'Mhmm?'

'Are you a monster in bed?'

'… Shikamaru stop laughing! Uh, what makes you ask that, Gaara?'

'A girl said that I was probably a monster in bed and Kankuro said that was a good thing, but wouldn't explain why… So I am trying to find out why it would be a compliment.'

'Well, Gaara. I can answer one question for you. Your sister is definitely a monster in bed and outside the bed as well. Have you ever seen her…'

'I swear to god, Shikamaru. If you don't stop talking now, you will find your head back in the leaf while your body is still here…'

'So troublesome…'

'But is it a good thing Temari is a monster in bed and what about outside the bed?'

'If you answer that question, Shikamaru, you are dead!'

'I am not getting involved anymore. Go educate that kid already.'

'I will tell him whatever I want to and it's none of your business how he is raised!'

'You guys are annoying. I'll go ask someone else.'

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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