Mummipokey's Artifact Base

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Mummipokey runs a a shop within a wooden cabin selling artifacts in Seaside Hill. The mummified cactus will have to come up with cunning, fantastic tales to help sell otherwise useless knick knacks to suspicious customers. Will he be able to do it and profit from such a shady business?

37. Chapter 37

The cast of Seinfled were at Mummipokey's Artifact Base as Mummipokey watched the group of humans chat amongst each other.

"Now why would a cactus be interested in selling useless junk?" Jerry Seinfeld stated as he moved his hands about.

"It's not about the crap he sells, it's the principle, Jerry!" George Costanza responded as he shook his head, moving his hands around in a spastic manner. "How would you feel if someone insulted your hobby or career?"

"The stuff here isn't that much different from New York." Elaine Benes stated as she faced Kramer, her arms folded together. "It's just a bit... cartoonier than what you might find in New York."

"Oh, trust me sister, nothing is cartoonier than New York," Kramer stated as he made various noises with his mouth.

Mummipokey sighed as he closed his eyes, shaking his head. "Man, and I thought I talked too much... these guys are gonna bore away my customers..."