Lauren: Great, we lost Jessica, and the Cullens are already gone. This is not going how it was supposed to go!
Alice: *sings* Ha-ha. That's what you get for trying to mess with the Cullens
Tyler: I didn't know we were supposed to go anywhere
Mike: Lauren's crazy
Lauren: *glares*
Eric: We need more friends :'(
John logged on
Cera logged on
Eric: Oooo, more friends!^^
John: Shut up!
Eric: o-o
Alice: Oh, I remember this guy. He was mean... But I was under the influence of the posty myself, so it wasn't all that bad
Rosalie: Mean? He's vulgar
John: Why were we invited here you bleep, bleeping, bleep.
Mike: Ha-ha, the chat bleeps him out!
Tyler: I hate bleepers, they always bleep out the best bleeping parts
Cera: ...I like them, they make the world a nice place to listen to
Tyler: No, girl, they make the world sound like a scanner-robot like him *points to John*
John: Don't point your bleeping bleep fingers at me you bleeping bleep bleep bleep bl-bl-bl-bleep bleeeeeeeeep!
Eric: Ugh! Make it stop! *covers his ears*
John: bleeeeeeeppp!
Tyler: You see? ! I hate bleepers
Emmett: But we all get bleeped... except Carlisle - he's immune
John: Listen you ugly bleep bleeping-
Emmett: :O Ugly? Me? Impossible. You must be blind
Jasper: No, I see it, too
Edward, Alice, and Bella: :D
John: bleep bleeper bleep-head-
Lauren: How do you shut him up? I'm getting a headache here
Cera: Well...he likes poetry
Everyone: ...really?
John: -bleep-bleeeepp-bleeping bleepers!
Emmett: Roses are red, violets are too...
John: blee- *tilts head to the side and listens thoughtfully*
Bella: o_o it's working...even though violets aren't red
Rosalie: That figures
Emmett: *clears throat* Roses are red/ violets are too/ you say that I'm ugly/ but have you seen that dude? *points at a reflection of John* hehehehe
John: ... BLEEEEEPPP YOOOUUUUU AND YOUR BLEEEPING POEM OF BLEEPNESS!
John logged off
Emmett: What? I thought it was pretty good. Puts me right up there next to William Blake, William Wordsworth, William Shakespeare, Will Smith -everyone raises an eyebrow-
Cera: You are ever so weird...Oh! Now I remember you from last time
Emmett: *gasps dramatically* not from last time
Lauren: Wait...all these people popping up are friends of the Cullens?
The Cullens: o-o
Emmett: No way! These are Eric's cousins.
Magic 8 Ball: HAHA
Eric: o.O T-T
Lauren: *looks suspicious* I'm not as stupid as these guys. You're hiding something, Emmett Cullen
Emmett: How dare you use my name informally like we're buddies when we most certainly aren't...well, buddies
Lauren: Bite me!
Emmett: er, I don't think you know what you're asking
Lauren: God I'm tired of being around Cullens
Tyler: We should wipe them out
Mike: *grabs his cork gun again* Good plan. We'll need to take precautions first, though
Tyler: What kind of precautions?
Mike: Like I heard if you eat pop rocks while drinking a soda your head will explode
Tyler and Eric: O_O *takes it super seriously* woooaahhhh
The Cullens: ...
Edward: Well...now they're distracted
Alice: Aww, I really wanted to know how they planned to annhilate us :(
Cera: The world has gone insane, they've lost their sanity. They need help.
Emmett: I don't think anything can help them *smirks at the thought of them always posty-induced*
Cera: Yes, there's always help! ALWAYS!
Emmett: ...
Cera: ...
Emmett: ...
Cera: Do you pray?
Emmett: I do.
Cera: *looks appeased*
Emmett: On animals.
Cera: O_o?
Lauren: You do not. You're a vegetarian
Emmett: I am a vegetarian
Cera: You're a vegetarian? Who preys on animals? ! *looks disgusted*
Emmett: I certainly hope NOT! You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking that of me.
Cera: Oh *relaxes*...so you don't prey on animals
Emmett: Of course I do - I lied before :]
Cera: *angry face* You are not allowed to prey on animals!
Emmett: o.o I'm not?
Cera: NO!
Emmett: Well, if I'm not allowed to prey on animals...then you'd better start running *evil grin*
Cera: *feels instinctively threatened* uh...er... YOU need the most help! You-
Carlisle logged on
Cera: -animal-preying vegetarian blood drinker!
Cera logged off
Carlisle: Oh, Emmett *groans*-not again
Carlisle logged off
Emmett: :O Why does Carlisle do that? Randomly pop up just to see me look bad. That's not fair at all. This sucks!
The Cullens and Bella: *trying not to laugh, and failing*
Mike: You know what sucks?
Emmett: Weren't you listening, I just told you!
Mike: YOUR FACE!
Emmett: :O ((thinks: who do these humans think they are?))
Mike: But you know what really sucks? If you drowned.
Tyler: Unless you were thirsty before you drowned.
Everyone: ...
Tyler: Just sayin'
Eric: Or if you're a fish
Lauren: *throws her head in her hands and groans at their idiocy* oh my god... All of you will believe anything someone tells you!
Jessica logged on
Jessica: You'll never guess what happened!
Emmett: Try us - we're gullible ;)
You'll never guess what happened, either. No, really, you won't. I don't even know what happened and I've already finished writing that part. o-o
Your reviews are so sweet to me that I made cyber-cupcakes for all! They have sparkle sprinkles on them, too - vamp style, in honor of Edward and his 109th birthday yesterday! 8D