Hello everyone, welcome back to Verdant Gamer, and...

Well...

Yeah I got nothing to say really.

Enjoy.

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[Wake your ass up Wes, todays the day of the food fight.] Tamamo said through text chat.

[Yeah yeah, gimme a sec] I replied before opening my eyes.

And saw a familiar face sleeping in front of me.

[Tamamo, when did Blake get into my bed last night?] I asked.

[What?] Tamamo asked, out of the corner of my eye I saw her head look down at me and Blake, [Wes it's not just Blake in your bed, Yang's behind you right now.]

[What?] I asked as I felt a pair of arms pull be closer to someone behind me.

[Yeah, remember? Yang and Blake climbed into your bed just before you fell asleep, and you were okay with it.] Tamamo said.

[Oh yeah...] I replied remembering, then I closed my eyes and brought Blake closer to me, I'd bring Yang closer as well, but I couldn't shift myself to her.

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I waited.

I waited through Ruby slamming the binder down.

I waited through her speech.

I sent Tamamo to talk with Vie when she messaged me she had something to give me.

I waited through Weiss's accusations.

And then the pie hit Weiss's face.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Yang, Ruby, Nora and I all shouted at once.

Within moments Team JNPR's fort was built (After Jaune recovered from getting thrown into the window by Yang) "Ah ha ha!" Nora gloated, "I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!"

Ruby then planted her foot on the table, "Justice will be swift, Justice will be painful, it will be delicious!" Ruby shouted crushing a milk carton in her hand.

"Yeah!" Me and the remaining RWBY Members shouted

"Off with their heads!" Nora declared and launched a table of Watermelons at us.

"Yang, Turkey!" Ruby called, Yang got the idea and flipped onto a pair of turkeys and rolling back into a fighting position and began punching the melons away.

Blake leapt in front of Yang to grab a pair of baguettes and joined Yang in taking care of the flying melons before Yang launched her turkeys.

Both of which nailed Jaune as Pyrrha grabbed a baguette herself and engaged Blake in a bread fight and they stood at a stand still until Blake trew one of her loafs at Pyrrha.

"I won't let that happened." I said as I grabbed a link of sausages and whipped them at Pyrrha, catching her by the legs and allowed Blake to retreat.

"Thanks Wes." Blake said as Pyrrha began throwing baguettes like spears, and with Blake not inded she jumped in to aide Yang in defending against the flying bread.

Ruby then dove in tray surfing to hold off Pyrrha, and had managed to plant the tray in Pyrrha's face, then backed off as Ren and Nora jumped in, though Ren was quickly taken out by Weiss's ketchup trap.

Weiss quickly grabbed a swordfish and began to duel Nora, only to get slammed toward a pillar.

Not wanting Weiss to get hit too hard, and to avoid damaging the stability of the building, I whiped out my sausages at her and pulled her toward Ruby, who caught her.

"Weiss, Weiss, don't leave me." Ruby cried, pretty damn good acting too, "NOOOOOOOoooooo..."

Yang then jumped back into the fight, re-equipped her turkeys and got into a duel with Ren, "Ren you better not be looking up my Girlfriends skirt!"I shouted when he blocked Yangs kick.

Yeah Ruby kinda spilled the beans that I was dating Blake and Yang.

While Yang fought Ren I looked around for a way to stop Nora from sending Yang into terminal velocity, then I spotted it.

Nora had slammed her melon hammer on he ground at Yang when I reached the table I had saw.

"I don't think so!" I shouted axe kicking the the table before giving a powerful straight kick at what was on it

Oranges.

I kicked the first orange and I swear I heard the sound of a pool cue hitting a pool ball as the one orange I hit collided with the rest of them.

The oranges bounced around, colliding with still flying furniture and each other until one destroyed Nora's melon, and the rest smacked Nora in the face.

Stunning her just long enough for Yang to uppercut Nora with enough force to send her flying out through the roof.

"Thanks Wes!" Yang called.

That's when Pyrrha recovered and used her semblance to send hundreds of Soda cans flying at us.

"Yang, Blake, stay behind me." I said gripping my Sausage whip, "Whiplash!" I shouted

I then began swinging my whip of sausages at high speeds, knocking the cans aside as they got close.

"Ruby!" Yang called, "A little help!"

Ruby nodded and used her Semblance to dash forward, kicking up enough of a tailwind that she dragged everything that wasn't nailed down, including my sausage whip, and dashed past the remaining members of Team JNPR, causing them to slam into the back wall with the food following right behind them.

I took a quick picture of the food plasted wall before Team JNPR (Minus Nora) fell off.

"That was awesome." I said pulling Yang and Blake into a hug.

That's when Goodwitch barged into the room, I ignored her chasiting and fixing of the room as an idle thought came to my head.

'I wonder how things are going at Tuksons.'

[Tukson's book trade]

[No P.O.V.]

"Welcome to Tukson's book trade, home to every book under the sun, how can I..." Tukson said, his voice dying off as he saw Emerald and Mercury in his store, "How can I help you?"

"Just browsing." Mercury said.

"Actually, I was wondering, do you have any copies of The Thief and The Butcher?" Emerald asked.

"We do." Tukson said.

"That's great." Emerald said.

"Would you like a copy?" Tukson asked.

"No just wondering." Emerald said as Mercury snapped a book shut.

"Oh oh, what about Violet Garden, in paperback." Emerald asked.

"He's got it, hardback too." Mercury said.

"Ohh, options are nice." Emerald said.

"Ehh, no pictures. Hey do you have any comics?" Mercury asked.

"Near the front." Tukson said.

"Oh no wait, what about The Third Crusade?" Emerald asked.

"Umm... I... Don't believe we carry that one." Tukson said.

"Oh." Mercury said slamming a book shut.

"What was this place called again?" Emerald asked.

"Tukson's book trade." Tukson said.

"And you're Tukson." Emerald said.

"That's right." Tukson said.

"So I take it you're the one who came up with the catchphrase." Emerald said.

"And what was it again?" Emerald asked.

"Home to every book under the sun." Tukson said.

"Except The Third Crusade." Emerald added.

"It's just a catchphrase." Tukson said.

"It's false advertising!" Emerald shouted.

"You shouldn't make a promise you can't keep." Emerald said as Mercury closed the blinds, "I hear you're planning on leaving, moving all the way to Vacuo. Your brothers in the White Fang wouldn't be happy to hear that, and neither are we. You know who we are don't you?"

"Yes." Tukson said.

"And you know why we are here." Emerald said.

"Yes." Tukson growled.

Mercury walked up to the counter, "So are you going to fight back?" Emerald asked.

"Yes!" Tukson shouted leaping at the two, only to be shot in the head by Mercury's boot.

"Well, that was easy." Mercury said as Tukson's body slumped across the counter back first.

Emerald however bent down to touch a substance that flew out of the bullet hole Mercury made, "Hey Merc, people aren't supposed to bleed clay right?"

"What?" Mercury asked.

That's when Tukson's body lifted itself off the counter before standing up and slumping forward slightly and straightened out again, Tukson's features melting away until all that was left was a humanoid creature made of clay.

One of Wes's Clay Golems.

"What the hell is that?" Emerald asked.

"And where is Tukson?" Mercury continued.

The Clay Golem before both of it's hands reformed into double headed axes, and lurched at them.

"Whoa!" Mercury shouted flipping back and shooting the Golem, yet the creature barely flinched.

Emerald jumped in and stabbed the golem in the back with her sickles, only to get knocked away by a backhanded swing, Mercury followed up with a kick to the back of the head, discharging his weapon at the same time. But despite the hole in the back of it's head the Golem fought on.

Eventually Emerald sliced off the clay constructs head, causing it to melt into a puddle of wet clay.

"What the hell?" Mercury asked.

"I don't know, but we should let Cinder know. Somebody was expecting us." Emerald said as she and Mercury ran out the store.

Too bad they left so fast they didn't see the Golem begin to reform.

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Well everyone that's this weeks chapter.

Next week we'll have fight with a special traveler of dimensions, (And no it's not a Kingdom Hearts Character)

Here's a hint

"Now you face the greatest Swordsman in all of... what's this place called?"