A/N - Okay, I know it is actually nearly Christmas but in my story its about July-ish… so well, yeah… anyway you'll know why I told you that once you read the chapter :o)
I just totally fell up the stairs, making a big bang-thud-ouch type noise (the ouch part was of course me) haha and I woke up my brother (those of you in a different country, its nearly 4am here) anyway now my leg is all bruised and shiz and I'm no longer on speaking terms with the voice in my head, I'll add the conversation between me and me in the bottom authors note… just for the fun of it. :o)
-Lanna
Notes.
Edward - bold,
Bella - italic, Alice - regular, Emmett - underlined(this is a few days after the Vegas thing, the boys and girls called a truce so they're no longer mad/revenge seeking)
---Edward and Emmett are in the Cullen living room when Bella and Alice come in, Bella is wearing a Santa hat and Alice is wearing fairy wings and a tiara---
Ooooh, Jingle bells, Emmett smells. Alice shopped all day! Oh what fun-
I do not smell!
Hey! Don't snatch the page mid-song!
Then don't say I smell!
I never specified whether it was a good or a bad smell… you just automatically assumed I meant you stink -smirks-
Oh… umm… well… WHATEVER!
LOI! Emmie is such a dork!
Mhmm!
You guys are the ones wearing Santa hats and fairy wings and yet you call me the dork? What is wrong with that picture…
EX-CUUUSE ME CAPTAIN DOOFUS! But our outfits are the height of cool!
Yeah just cause you're all "bah-humbug" like…
Okay I get Bella's costume, she's Santa but Alice why are you wearing that? That's not Christmassy is it?
It is too! I go on top of the tree silly!
Ha! Fun mental images of Alice on top of a massive Christmas tree with the pointy bit stuck up her as-
Don't even go there! -glares-
You two do realise its only July right?
Yuhuh, what's your point?
That there is still like five months till Christmas?
Yeah but I was feeling all Christmas-ish this morning :o(
Oh okay then… I'll stop questioning your weirdness…
Thank you:o)
Your sanity on the other hand…
I am perfectly sane!… most of the time :oP
Sure you are… -grabs hat-
You stole my hat!!!! -glares- Why?!
So I could do this… -puts hat on Eddie-
Haha, Pigeon… you look semi-outraged until you started laughing!
He looks so cute! Cute as a button!
Buttons are cute? -raises eyebrow-
Yuhuh… cute as ducks…
Ducks are cute?
Yuhuh cute as Edward!
Edward is cu-
This conversation is getting nowhere!
Hmm… Santa makes an excellent point. We should stop now.
Don't call me Santa.
Not even just for today? -pouts-
I'll keep this ridiculous hat on today as long as you don't call me that, deal?
WOOHOO! Now we're like the three "christmasteers"…
Ha! YAY!
I want to join the "christmasteers" :o(
Oh so now you wanna play?
Well… yeah. Can I?
Fine fine but you don't get to be Santa, that's Eddie-role
Oh joy…
Pfft Santa aint so jolly this year…
Well I do have five months to work on that…
For the record you're very cute Santa :o)
Thanks I guess?
BELLA! He could be an ELF!
That's PERFECT!
An ELF?! What?! Hell no! NU-UH!
S'either an elf or Rudolph… your choice.
Does the elf have to wear tights?
Meh-bee…
Kinda…
Sort of…
Okay YES! They do!
RUDOLPH! I pick Rudolph!
Oh fine then -gutted- I wanted to see big bad Emmett in tights :o(
You just couldn't sacrifice your manly ego this once could you :o( -fake tear-
Ah well, we'll just have to settle for antlers and a big red nose Batman…
Woo:o)
Fine but I demand a nose that lights up!
Why?
"Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw him you would even say it GLOWS"…It just has to glow, otherwise I'm just a reindeer with a cold… I rest my case.
Oh…
Fine your nose shall glow! Happy now?
Ecstatic:o)
Umm… Pigeon
Yus?
Who are you seeing as Eddie stole your role?
I didn't steal it… it was forced upon me!
Whatever… Pigeon?
OOH! I'm Mrs. Claus! OR! OR! Santa's little helper!… and I don't mean the dog from the Simpson's Emmett! -glares-
What? I wasn't gunna say anything… -looks away-
Are you making everyone else dress up when they get home too?
I never really thought that far ahead… but I'll go with YES!
I vote we make Jasper wear the tights…
Ha. I'd pay to see that.
Aww Jazzy would be a kick-ass elf!… Alice? -puppy eyes-
LOI! It shall be done!
---later in the Cullen living room, Alice, Edward, Bella and Emmett are all dressed up… now joined by Jasper dressed as an elf (tights and all) Rosalie dressed as a Christmas tree (of course Emmett tried to make Alice sit on her shoulders but a glare from Rose shut him up) and Carlisle and Esme dressed as Mary and Joseph (cause no one can say no to Alice's doe eyed look and pout combination) and they're all watching The Grinch---
Is it just me or do our spur of the moment idea type plans spiral out of control…
Just a tad…
LOI! Yeah but its so much fun! -bounces-
Hey I have a question…
Should we be worried?
No it's a really good question honest :o(
Okay, shoot?
Why does Santa always say "ho ho ho"?
Umm…
Well…
-looks at Eddie-
Don't look at me I don't know either…
I bet Carlisle will know!
---The doorbell rings just before Alice can ask Carlisle and all of the Cullen's plus Bella look at each other wide-eyed and then all eyes turn to Alice and Bella who say at the same time "Well I'm not answering it!" causing everyone to laugh, ignore the door and go back to watching the movie---
A/N - Really stupid chapter, but I sing Christmas songs all year round and I just found "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey in my music folder only I had renamed it "WTF its only July"… so I thought I'd make a chapter based on it :o)
Anyway… conversation between me and me: -Alanna trips up stairs- Voice in head -Well done idiot, I applaud your stealthilyness Lanna - Oh shut up! Is that even a word? Voice in head - If you don't know then why would I? Lanna - Good point Voice in head - Of course it is, I'm the smart one Lanna - Ch'yeah right Voice in head - Well I wasn't the one that fell UP the stairs Lanna - Yes you were! You are me dumb ass Voice in head - You do realise you just insulted yourself right? Lanna - No I just insulted both of us! Voice in head - I thought we already established that we were both you? ACK! I'm confused! Lanna - How can you be confused if I'm not? Or am I? Grr! Stop talking to me! Voice in head- I'm not! You're talking to yourself! Lanna - Yeah yeah whatever Voice in head - Alanna, you are officially an idiot, and quite possibly insane… Lanna - How can you say that?! Voice in head - I didn't… you did… -Lanna :o)