CHAPTER
TIME! FHWEEE! I fixed it now. n.n
"It believes your it's next meal." Itachi said flatly, and Xeala growled, then attempted to get up. "Your not moving until we get to Konoha," Itachi said, and Xeala realized that Itachi had tied her up while she was knocked out, "in other words," Itachi continued, "you lack freedom of movement."
"I hate you Itachi."
"Hate you as well." Itachi replied, and shook her leg uncomfortably. Xeala moaned in pain, then tried to get comfortable. But, ya know, it's hard to get comfortable when Itachi the man-slayer is dragging you through the dirt and a turkey vulture is following you.
"Itachi...that turkey vulture...it scares me... it looks evil..." Xeala said, starting to shiver.
"Get. Over. It."
"BUT IT'S SCARY!!!" Xeala screamed, loudly, and the turkey vulture flew away. "It's gone now."
"Well, we're there... get up." Itachi said, ripping whatever he tied her up with in and handing her one of those weird hats.
"I don't wanna wear the hat..." Xeala moaned... putting it on slowly.
"You've been here recently they'll recognize you faster than me, it's obvious," Itachi said, putting his hat on.
"Itachi..."
"...yes."
"What're we gonna do first?"
"Get. Tea." Itachi said smartly, and walked through the gates.
"...Itachi...they
did-OH. Right." Xeala stopped talking and followed Itachi to the
tea place. Itachi had already ordered the tea by the time she caught
up though. Xeala sat down facing the outside world, and Itachi, being
anti-social emo boy he is, sat facing the inside of the place. Xeala
grabbed seven sugar packets and was about to rip them open before
Itachi grabbed her wrist and sent a shock through her arm. Xeala
sighed and put back five of the seven packets and put the remaining
two in her tea.
Xeala then stood up. "Itachi, I have
to...err...take care of something..." Xeala then walked calmly into
the Hyuuga section of Konoha, up to Neji's house, opened his window,
and climbed in. Xeala pulled a kunai out of her kimono. "Neji...your
hair...it must die," Xeala said, as Neji was sleeping. (lazy but!)
Xeala then cut off Neji's hair all the way up to that of a prep.
Xeala then left and walked back to the Tea place. Xeala sat down,
just in time to see Kurenai and Asuma meeting Kakashi. They talked.
Xeala didn't pay any attention. In the distance, a boy in black and
bandages and knee guards came running up. Xeala tensed up.
"Sasuke..." Xeala whispered, and Itachi twitched, about to break his tea cup into pieces. Sasuke started talking to Kakashi. Ladida happy fun. Who cares. Itachi stood up and grabbed the back of Xeala's kimono, leaving quickly before Sasuke and Kakashi's conversation had finished. "What was THAT for? Hunh Itachi?" Xeala asked, punching Itachi in the arm. He punched her back, and Xeala took it as a time to be quiet. Itachi walks pretty fast, seeing as they were already walking along a riverside path. Xeala started walking with a slight skip. Itachi put his hand out in front of her and stopped walking. Xeala stopped just before walking into his arm. Two seconds later, Kurenai and Asuma appeared in front of them on the path. Xeala staggered back a half-step.
"You two aren't from around here, are you? What are you doing in this village?" Asuma said sternly.
"It's been a long time, Asuma, Kurenai." Itachi replied.
"That fact that you know our names must mean you're a shinobi formerly of this village." Asuma said, still being mean. Itachi lifted up the front of his hat and glared at them, and Xeala giggled.
"You..." Asuma started, as Itachi took off his hat, and started undoing his cloak, Xeala giggled again. "Heh... well whaddaya know. Itachi. Itachi Uchiha."
"Itachi, can I take off my hat, too?" Xeala asked, leaning forward curiously, and her hat fell off her head without warning. Kurenai and Asuma were now even more shocked than anyone could ever be.
"A...genin!?!" Kurenai stuttered, and Xeala stuck her tongue out at her.
"Only technically, and I still wish I had gotten to know you two better," Xeala corrected her.
"Why wait til later?" Asuma said, now angry, "...when I can wipe the floor with you both right now.
"God...Itachi... they don't like us do they?" Xeala asked, leaning and hitting her shoulder against him, "Why can't they just let us do our job?"
"Then life would be boring, wouldn't it?" Itachi replied to her.
"Tachi-kun, let's kill them!" Xeala replied happily, and Kurenai and Asuma were shocked to see a mere 12 year old Genin if she could kill one of them, who were Jounin. Xeala looked back at Kurenai and her eyes changed to sharingan. Kurenai gasped, then Asuma saw and gasped too.
"Really, Xeala? That is probably the only way were getting out of here anyway..." Itachi said, and Xeala smiled.
"Good. Oh, Itachi, Kurenai's gonna use genjuutsu and Asuma has bladey things hidden in his pouches." Xeala said, poking Itachi in the arm.
"Xeala... do you bring that infernal beast everywhere?" Itachi asked, as a small white dove flew over them and landed on her head.
"Yes, I do." Xeala said, and reached up to the dove. Instantly, the dove was gone, leaving a large black scimitar in it's place, and Xeala grasped the handle of the blade. "And he's quite useful." Xeala said, and picked the scimitar up and jamming it down towards Asuma's head, and, as Xeala already knew, he blocked with those weird hand blade things. "Thank you for the warning, Pyralis, these people are very predictable then. Xeala said, as her legs started to meld with the sand. She looked back as a tree sprung up behind Itachi, and he stood there carefree, as two branches twined around his torso. Kurenai appeared all genjuutsu-ey above him and moved to kill him, then Itachi was free and standing in the path in front of the tree and Kurenai was stuck to the tree. Xeala chimed happily, and the sand around her disappeared, and she spun ballet style onto the water. She looked back to see Itachi had stabbed Kurenai. Then the tree was gone. Kurenai ducked and blocked her face, Itachi kicked her hands, Kurenai flew over the water and screamed. As Kureani began to stand up, Itachi appeared behind her.
"You live up to your reputation, however..." Itachi started.
Kakashi appeared behind him, and Xeala cooed, pointing at him.
"However, this is the end of the line, for you anyway."
"Oooo burn Itachi!" Xeala said, sitting on the water not too far off, and the dove sitting in front of her, walking around on the water and looking for fishies to eat.
"Xeala?" Kakashi asked, startled, and Itachi looked over his shoulder at Kakashi.
"JESUS??!?" Xeala asked, stressing the point that it was obvious.
(i think that is my crown moment of the entire fanfiction...)
"Kakashi, what are you doing here?" Asuma asked from the bridge thing.
"I asked you to take care of these two earlier, but I got a little worried... It also seems I was mistaken in thinking this was a different Akatsuki member... It turns out to be one of the Genin I had in my team..." Kakashi said.
"Kakashi, it's you," Itachi said, turning around completely.
"Itachi... this isn't very fair... it's three against two and a quarter!" Xeala complained, getting up like this was exhausting. Kakashi appeared behind Itachi with a kunai to his neck. Xeala cooed again.
"Okay, talk. What's a rogue ninja like you doing in this village?" Kakashi asked, interrogation style.
"Kakashi...Hatake..."
"Tachi...can I do anything?" Xeala asked, having appeared in front of him. (jesus christ this girl doesn't realize she's practically on a battlefield)
"No. Xeala, if you're going to do anything... control your pet." Itachi said, motioning towards the bird.
"Ooooh." Xeala said, then looked around for the bird, jumping after him since he was playing a game of tag with her. "Come back here you little bird! Come back here this moment!" Xeala stammered, then grabbed the bird's tail and pulled him backwards. "Good birdy." Xeala said, and grasped him tightly in one hand, then pulling a kunai from her sash, she turned back to the battlefield.
"What are you even doing here?" Kakashi asked.
"We're looking for something and we knows it's here," Itachi replied.
"And what would that be?" Kakashi asked. Lots of Questions from him today. "What is this thing you're looking for?" Kakashi asked, raising a kunai.
"My way is more... efficient... than Xeala's...flighty thoughts and moves..." Itachi said, and his hand appeared in his sleeve.
Thus begins the fast typing.
Itachi had kunais in his hand, Kakashi jumped back and did a weird jutsu.
"You're good. You almost anticipated my moves." Itachi said. Another Itachi appeared behind Kakashi and stabbed him. "Almost." Then Kurenai said something. Kakashi grabbed Kurenai and jumped off the river. A water clone exploded.
"THIS IS REALLY EXCITING!" Xeala said, looking like she would explode with excitement. It started raining. Xeala moaned and fell backwards on the water. Kakashi told his people stuff and they looked alert and ready for action. Itachi started a speech. Xeala moaned again. "GET IT OVER WITH ITACHI!" Xeala yelled. Kurenai and Asuma closed their eyes, Kakashi closed his real eye. Itachi said something sharingan related. "ITACHI DON'T GIVE AWAY THE SECRETS!" Xeala yelled, shaking her fist at him. Too late. Itachi started his Mangekyou and Soukuyomi. Dumdidum. Kakashi yelled and started panting. Kakashi fell down. Xeala laughed. "Itachi-kun you're being silly. Just fini-oh...Itachi! STOP THAT YOUR IN TROUBLE I'M TELLING LEADER-SAMA!"
"This thing you've come for...is it Sasuke?" Kakashi asked.
"No. The legacy of the fourth hokage." Itachi replied, then motioned to Xeala. "Xeala... It seems Kakashi knows a bit... we're going to take him... but, please, kill the others." Xeala smiled again.
"Gladly, Tachi-kun," Xeala said, and started to do her phoenix fireball jutsu. As if. Gai, of course, (stupid idiot) appeared and stopped her from finishing, sending her flying back into Itachi. "Tachi..." Xeala said, and growled, "he kicked me..." Xeala pushed off of Itachi with a scary look on her face. Gai turned around and picked up Kakashi, who was drowning... (of course) Gai started talking, Xeala zoned out. When she zoned back in, Kurenai and Kakashi were gone, and Asuma's eyes were open. Gai started saying something about holding Itachi and Xeala off. Pyralis landed on Xeala's arm and snuggled against her bosom. Itachi reached forward and pulled Xeala back, holding her against his side with one arm.
"We're not going to fight them. Let's go." Itachi said, then turned, and started running. Xeala's head bounced up and down.
"Thiiiiss isnssn't whaaat IiIii planned ooon doooing..." Xeala said, not enjoying this escape route too much. Itachi growled and punched her in the jaw.
"Go. Back. To. Sleep." Itachi said, having knocked out Xeala. (hitting people in the jaw does that!)
WHEE!
Shutup.
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