Title: Fanboy Tendencies

Summary: "For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack-fic. Implied RenxKyoko.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Thanks to MEAM13 for beta-reading and editing :D lol this chapter has slight YashiroxKanae fufu~

"Good morning, Kotonami-san."

"Oh. It's you, Megane-kun. Good morning."

Yashiro Yukihito sighed before shaking his head. "How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that, Kotonami-san?"

"This would be..." Kanae paused, mentally counting inside her head before she finally continued, "...the two hundred and fifty-sixth time, Megane-kun."

"Don't call me―"

"Two hundred and fifty-seven," Love Me Girl number two said, smirking before leaving the fuming manager behind to continue her Love Me chores.

Ren smirked at his manager, who was still mumbling under his breath ever since his interaction with Kotonami Kanae almost half an hour ago. (He was―kind of―lucky enough to witness the whole thing... err yeah.)

"What's that smirk for, Ren?"

The actor glanced at Yashiro with a smug look on his face. "So Kotonami-san, huh?"

"What...?"

"Nothing," Ren said, shaking his head. He then smirked. "...Megane-kun."

"Don't call me―!"

"Two hundred fifty-eight?"

Yashiro's eyes widened in disbelief. "You're keeping count, too?"

"No. I just wanted to remind you so you don't lose count next time."

Blink. "Next time?" Blink.

Chuckle. Smirk. "I get it now. This thing you call shipping..."

"Huh?"

"Yashiro... what do you think is a better ship name?"

"Ooooh, you're naming your own ship now. Good, good."

"Of course, I learned from the best, right?"

The manager put a hand on his chin before nodding his head proudly. "Uh-huh. Of course, you did."

"So... ship names? YashiNami? YukiNae? Hmm... what about 2M's? Since Kyoko calls Kotonami-san Moko-san and Kotonami-san calls you Megane-kun... And your nicknames both start with the letter M..."

Blink blink blink. Blush. "Wha-what? Ren?!"

"This is where it starts. Naming your ship. Your OTP. You told me that before, right, Yashiro?"

Japan's number one actor watched as his manager continuously shook his head while mumbling nonsense under his breath. He once again chuckled.

Oh, how he loved teasing his manager.

A/N: So let's consider this chapter as Ren's payback to Yashiro's teasings since chapter 1? Hahaha

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