Medical mismanagement monologues.....

Jack's got this bird in from UNIT to help us investigate these deaths and a new drug called Reset being researched by the Pharm.

Martha Jones is one hot chick, even Ianto was checking out her arse!....Anyway she's pretty cool, though I was surprised that Jack brought in an outsider, then it turns out that they know each other and Ianto didn't seem in the least surprised or jealous come to that so obviously he knows something about their relationship that the rest of us don't. Not that I mind, she's a good sort and it makes a refreshing change to have a fellow medic around the place. Tosh seemed a bit put out, though as I explained to her any attempt to chat Martha up on my part and Jack would have my bollocks with a blunt knife.

Ianto is still a bit disorientated after our missing time thing. It took some convincing that he hadn't actually done anything wrong, but he is coming round. He's had so many knocks since he joined Torchwood, I don't know how that man is still sane and able to brew the finest damn coffee on the planet.

We're going to be using Tosh's special contacts. Now we know that they are perfectly safe for the eyes......good old Tea Boy guinea pigging for me. I think Martha will be impressed. Our first recon out to the Pharm was rather disconcerting that Copely bloke is such a Tosser, shame really because he really is a genius too. I just hate unethical medical practise, it gives us good guys a bad reputation.

Gwen seems to have finally toned down her I'm going to flirt with the boss routine, not before time. I'm kind of glad Jack and Ianto seem to be making things work between them. I'm not sure how it works because they are certainly discreet in front of the rest of us when we're on duty. There's been a couple of times when Jack dropped the pretence, but Ianto keeps a very tight lid on things in front of the rest of us. They are good for each other, not in a romantic way, just there seems to be balance between them, which I think helps both of them cope with their insane lives.

Tosh asked me out recently. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be a date or what. I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I mean she's great....but I know I'd be the bloke who'd break her heart and I don't want to be. Aside from the fact that we work together and that makes for all kinds of awkward.

Jack and Ianto don't seem to have had any more disagreements and if they have we certainly haven't got to hear about it. I did manage to persuade Jack to spent more of his recreation time at Ianto's flat mainly to get him out of the Hub so he can have some semblance of a life outside..... plus the whole CCTV thing.... I really DO NOT want to see footage of them shagging..... Tosh has quite a folder of Janto Porn (her name for it). What I don't get is why women get off watching 2 blokes shagging. I asked Ianto this and he asked if I watched Lesbian Porn.... Of course I do! His response was, 'well then'. Did that make sense? No! Two women, now that is HOT...... not two men.... I mean eewwwww! Of course I was just about to swallow a mouthful of coffee when Ianto suggested I join him and Jack one night to try it out...... took me half an hour to clean my keyboard!

Weevil research on hold for a couple of weeks. I need to collate all the data that I now have and spend some time looking at all the video footage from the sewers. Leather bird is well despite eating one of my lab coats with penlight and biros attached.

Everyone is in apparent good health.

Food dishes.....

Jack......Spag Bol...... because he is the messiest eater I have ever met!

Ianto..... Salad....because he is the pickiest eater I have ever met!

Tosh..... Tiramasu...simply gorgeous.

Gwen.... Pavlova..... sweet, fluffy and rather sexy, especially with whipped cream...how do I know? I hear you ask!

Me..... Bangers and Mash with loads of gravy....Perfection really.