Sorry it's a little late. I hope you like it this way. I also used Kankuro and Temari in this.
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Dear Diary,
So I just introduced myself to raccoon boy and apparently he is the jinchuuriki we were looking for.
Yes, I messed up again according to Sasori, but how was I supposed to now? I mean yes, the one tails is a raccoon,
but that doesn't mean that the jinchuuriki itself looks like a raccoon. I find that a very bad disguise.
He should have done better than that. On the other hand, it's so obvious you wouldn't expect it.
I have mistaken him for not being one. This boy is good…
You know I kind of like his red hair. I think that is the color I want to dye my hair in.
People will finally stop calling me a dumb blonde and I can mock Sasori for having ugly red hair.
What do you think? He would be pretty mad right? I like messing with his head.
So, I just introduced Sasori to the one tails as his former self. He totally jumped up in shock until he realized I was lying.
It was really funny. Raccoon boy didn't laugh though. He's kind of boring if you ask me.
Can't he smile or something? And where the hell are his eyebrows? Did he shave them to look cool,
because he just looks like a dumbass if you ask me…
Sasori just said that I look like him since I wear make-up too. I mean seriously?
Can't he even see the difference between perfectly applied eyeliner and weird genetics?
I don't look like a raccoon, I look hot. And did you see this other guy that's with raccoon boy?
I mean that's a whole lot of make-up and it's pretty ugly. Who would even wear purple make-up
and surely he doesn't know where to put it. He used too much blush on his cheeks and
he doesn't know where to stop with the eye shadow. He should take some lessons or something.
The girl just started screaming at me for no good reason. What's her problem anyway?
With the big fan she's waving around. I must say she applied her make-up rather well.
She should teach the other ones about it.
Hey, a sand wave. Oh no, that's not going into my pants or shirt or hair. I hate sand!
Where is it all coming from? I was sure it was just below my feet a moment ago!
And where did raccoon boy go? Why is Sasori screaming at me to look up? Oh my,
that's a huge wave raccoon boy is standing on. I will mold a bird and fly up. I need to ask him something.
So, just had a pleasant talk with raccoon boy. Apparently his name is Gaara and
he is not pleased when I call him raccoon boy. Like I care? But anyway,
so I asked him what color type his hair was and he answered that it were his genes.
Like that kind of color comes natural. Such a faker… I bet he just wanted to look like Sasori and do it better.
Did you know that they come from the same village? They all look up to Sasori there. Especially make-up boy.
Now I'm kind of done with the sand. So I think we should leave.
Where did all that sand come from this time and why does it look like a hand? Damn it, captured again.
Love, Deidara
Characters Masashi Kishimoto
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