Tall tail tales

by Iamawesomedogtoo

Well duh, the title sounds like someone on marijuina made it. What else do you think these characters are doing? Crazy adventures, possible romance, and a twinge of tragedy and angst. These tall tail tales are tales you'll never forget and the fun won't end anytime soon.

35. That girl is on fire

Pairings: none

Rating: k

Genre: Humor

"I'm on fire!" Lucy yelled as she worked on her novel. Suddenly, noises could be heard outside her apartment. "Lucy's on fire. Let's all aim for the window. Natsu, you go inside and eat the fire." Juvia, Gray, and Wendy attacked the window with their magic. Natsu sprinted above. "Lu chan, don't worry. We'll save you. Solid script: fire extinguisher." Levy said. Nab controlled a sea serpent to attack the apartment with water. Erza used her sea empress armor. "Die, flames!" She yelled. Natsu fell asleep midway up the stairs. Suddenly, Juvia stopped. "Juvia thinks we flooded the house." Everyone stopped. "Nooo! Lucy!" A new barrage of attacks began. They attacked for days, and Lucy still didn't notice anything. She was too preoccupied with her novel. "We must go on!" Erza yelled as she started to fall asleep. Natsu woke up. "Luce!" He yelled as he ran up the stairs. Meanwhile, outside. "So hungry." Some of the members muttered. They looked at each other and wondered how flesh tastes like. Before anything else could be done however, yelling could be heard from above. "My apartment!" Vijeeter was never seen again.