Chapter 35: Oh, randomness is scary?

"Here Tweek, you just sit there. I'll go make you coffee, okay. Oh wait. Here's a blanket! Do you want anything to eat?"

"Ummm…n-no?"

"Okay then! I'll be back in a second."

"Okay."

After Craig had left the room, Tweek had a mini freak out. Why the hell was Craig catering to his every need? After he assured himself that it was just because Craig cared, Tweek had another mini freak out. He then told himself that Craig was probably also guilty and was about to have another mini freak out but luckily Craig came back to save the day of 'Eternal mini freak outs'.

Craig handed Tweek the cup of coffee. "So…Tweek."

The boy in question looked up, about to scold Craig for his conversation starter but as he saw the smile creeping across the other boy's face, he stopped himself and decided to smile with the other instead.

After a small moment of the two boys staring at eachother with creepy/cute smiles, looking like complete idiots to any other person in the world, Tweek asked, "Yes C-Craig?"

"Do you wanna watch a film?" Craig questioned back, sitting down next to his friend.

"S-Sure, nggh, what do you have?"

"Let's see…" Craig went over to the other side of the room and opened a cupboard. Tweek couldn't be bothered to move considering his PRACTICAL FROSTBITE, and so he waited until Craig came back with a couple of choices. "Which one?"

Tweek scanned each DVD, taking them one by one out of Craig's hands and reading the backs of the cases. Eventually he decided on 'Alien' and pulled it out while Craig went to put the rest of the DVD's back.

Tweek handed Craig the DVD.

Craig gave Tweek one of those fabulous 'Are you insane looks' that people just LOVED to dish out, "You want Alien?"

"Mmmhmmm."

"Ay-lee-en?"

Tweek frowned, "Um, y-yeah dude."

"But...it's scary."

Tweek smirked, "You chicken Craig?"

Craig's mouth fell open, "WHAT? No!" He leaped over to the TV and put in the disk. After grabbing the remote, skipping the ads and pressing play, they were both ready.

As the movie went on both boys got closer and closer together until Tweek had his arms around Craig's waist and his head on his chest, his eyes squinting shut at every little noise that came through the television speakers.

He commended Craig for his bravery, the boy hadn't moved in what seemed to be forever and he was watching the whole film. Of course, what Tweek didn't know was that Craig actually had his face buried in Tweek's hair and he was so much of a wuss that his eyes were completely shut.

When the film finished Craig breathed a sigh of relief.

"Do y-you have the, the next one?"

'What?' Craig thought. "What?" Craig said.

"What?" Tweek said.

"What?" Craig was getting confused now.

"What?" Tweek was too.

There was a moment of silence.

There was a moment of laughter.

There was a moment of Craig jumping back onto the sofa, holding Tweek's face in his hands and kissing him on the nose.

There was once again a moment of silence…this time it was awkward.

Craig pushed himself away, "Sorry."

"Why?"

Craig gulped and bowed his head, "I, I guess that was…random."

Tweek smiled, "Random can be good."

"I thought you didn't like random?"

"You're good at random."

"Oh."

"Don't 'oh' me!"

Craig lifted his head again. "Why did I let you have dinner with my family? WHY?"

Tweek went onto explain that Craig let him do so because he thought Tweek was the best person to have ever existed in time and space. Craig agreed with this in his mind but denied it out loud and the two went on through the night having pleasant conversation and falling asleep on the sofa while waiting out the storm.