A/n: Zahra as Harley Quinn and Kenny Omega as Captain Boomerang.
"I don't see what I have to stand, and your allowed to sit!". Captain Boomerang yelled to Steve Wilkos.
"Because this is my Stage! You beat your girlfriend so you don't get to be comfortable, on my stage!"
"Let's bring out Harley". Steve says.
Harley walks out on the stage, pissed off. "This is fucking bullshit, he's never-"
"HEY! Don't be swearing on my stage!". Steve yells as he gets in Harley's face.
"I can SWEAR IF I WANT, STEEEVEEEE!". Harley shouted at him.
"I know your test results". Steve says looking like he wants to eat Harley.
"SO?". Harley says with an attitude.
"You're okay with him beating you?". Steve asks Harley.
"Well...Yeah". Harley says as she shrugged.
"So you love it when Kenny Omega hits you? Chokes you? Cuffs you to his bed?".
"Steve-y, how many ways you want me to asnswa tha question?". She says.
"You've been e brat ever since you cam eon my show! Remember that".
"Harley mocks him. I wanna fight you!". She yells as she balls up her fists.
"You wanna fight me?!". Steve laughs at her.
"YES. I do!". Harley says.
Steve laughs again. "And-and what would YOU do?". He asks provoking Harley.
Harley shoved Steve.
Steve ran after Harley and pinned her against the wall. "Don't put your hands on me!". He shouts.
"GET OUT OF MA FACE, MISTAH STEVE!".
"Don't like a clown on my stage!".
"WASH YA TEETH, IT SMELLS LIKE YA WIFE'S PUSSAY!".
"Listen to me! CALM...DOWN!". Steve Wilkos.
"I'M CALM!". Harley screamed in his face.
Steve let go of her. "Your pushing your luck, little lady". Steve warned her.
Harley stuck her tongue out at him.
When Steve read the results of Kenny cheated on her, Kenny rips the bottom of the chair. He throws it ho Harley, who stabs him with it, and kills Steve instantly.
"Can we go bail Mistah J out of jail?". Harley asks Captain Boomerang.
"Sure". He says.