Hey! This is Sono la Notte, formerly known as lolcats-r-hot,here to inform all you readers:
The end is near.
This is not a joke.
The world will end.
I'm not saying when, but it is closer than you think.
No one can save you.
Not me, not god, not those who came before.
There is no hope.
No escape.
Don't even think of trying to stop it.
It's best you just sit back and take it like a man.
Children will cry.
Lives will be lost.
Betrayals will be made.
And best of all…
This story will document it up until the end, and even after.
So just letting you know.
There's only a few more chapters left. We're currently backed up here in BetaLand, but chapters should flow out soon.
At least, if the world doesn't end before then.