``Welcome to the especial chapter of I've just become the dog of the hosts. Literally! This is behind the cameras! That you don't know who I am? Well, I'm Hikari, the director and author. Let's interview our principal character Alex Kane! ´´
``What's up? ´´ Alex waves in a couch.
``Tell us Alex, what was your first though when you heard about the project? ´´
``I was scared. I thought: you're going to turn me into a freaking Mary-Sue? You're going to do the typical girl falls into anime cliché? But when we began filming the first chapter I'll admit it, it was amazing.´´ Alex says smiling.
``We have a few bloopers of your first's chapters in the story, let's see them! ´´
CHAPTER 1: TAKE 1, ACTION!
Alex climbs the stairs and fake trips but she slips and falls down for real screaming.
``DAMN IT! ´´
The cast laughs and Hikari sighs.
CUT!
``It was because that scene that it became my catchphrase…´´Alex grins. ``At first we tried to use a normal dog to do my scenes, but we had a few problems and I had to do them by myself…´´
CHAPTER 1: TAKE 5, ACTION!
Haruhi kneels to pick up the dog when it began running to the cast like a crazy and hits the camera.
``Someone catch that dog! ´´ Tamaki shouts. ``Waahh! She's biting me! Get it off, get it off!
CUT!
CHAPTER 2: TAKE 7, ACTION!
The twins are doing the yaoi act and the dog looks at them intently.
``She isn't supposed to sneak away? ´´ Haruhi asks in the background.
``I think she likes it.´´ Kyoya snorts.
``Because we're sexy and we know it! ´´The twins say.
``That dog doesn't represent me at all! And you two stop doing that it's giving me creeps! ´´ Alex appears in scene and picks up the dog.
``Want to join? ´´They ask smirking.
``Can I? ´´ Alex asks to the cast and they laugh. ``What? They're hot I can't help it! ´´
CUT!
``Yeah, working with the twins was hilarious. We became very good friends behind the cameras.´´ Alex says.
CHAPTER 2: TAKE 11, ACTION.
The twins lift their shirts and the dog stood looking at them.
``THAT BODIES OF SOLDIERS, WHO COULD TASTE THEM! ´´ Alex shouts with a nosebleed with half of the female cast agreeing.
``We're bringing sexy back! ´´
The twins began to laugh and Hikari faints of extreme sexiness.
C-CUT! AND SOMEONE BOUGHT E A TISSUE!
CHAPTER 3: TAKE 3, ACTION.
Dog-Alex jumps to get the cookie and she fell on the ground with a hard thud.
``Oh my gosh! ´´ Kaoru says and pick her up. ``You okay? ´´ He asks but he's containing a snort.
``Extreme hit…epic moment…´´She moans.
``Anyone has ice? ´´ Hikaru asks.
CUT! AND GET A VET!
``I still remember that hit…My head sounded like an empty coco.´´ Alex laughs.
``Thanks for spend our time with us. Now let's interview the Hitachiin twins. Hello boys! ´´
``Hi! ´´they wave smiling.
``Tell us, how was working with someone like Alex? ´´
``She can be a goofball at times but you end up by loving her.´´ Kaoru says.
``Aww…I love you too, boys! ´´ Alex says in the background.
``Now tell us, which was the most awkward moment by working with her? ´´
``The freaking scene of strip poker. ´´They said blushing.
``Really? I thought it could be the kissing scene! ´´
CHAPTER 16: TAKE 16, ACTION!
Hikaru is French kissing Alex and a wolf whistling is heard in the background. Hikaru and Alex laugh and break apart.
``We can't do it, if they do that…´´ Hikaru laughs as Alex leans in his shoulder laughing her guts out. ``Fuck you, Kyoya! ´´
``That was hot! ´´ He shouts smirking.
CUT!
``No, the kissing scene was more like fun but with the strip poker…´´ Hikaru begins.
``It was like almost seeing your sister half-naked.´´ Kaoru finishes. ``She might look hot, but you can't look at her.´´
``Well, she also looked at you half-naked and she stared like nothing was wrong.´´
``But she's a pervert. ´´They said bluntly.
``I think she put the photos on her Facebook…´´
Their eyes widen and get up to kill Alex.
``ALEX! ´´
``Well…while we try to stop them to kill our principal character, enjoy the outtakes. These are the scenes that never showed up…´´
Scene 1: Meetings in the hallway.
I was walking around the mansion with the headphones one and mouthing the lyrics.
``Sitting in the hall of fame…And the world is gonna know your name….HOLY SHIT! ´´I shout when I found Hikaru exiting the bathroom with only a towel around his waist.
He screams too and hides in the bathroom. I put my hand on my chest trying to calm myself down.
``I almost saw him…´´I mutter when I notice something and I smirk like the pervert I am. ``I almost saw him naked…yeah…´´
Scene 2: Playing.
``H-Hikaru, it's my first time don't be mean…´´ I said nervous
``I won't. I'll tell you what you have to do, trust in me.´´ He says softly.
``When you finish is my turn, okay? ´´ Kaoru pipes.
``Got it. Now go slowly…´´ He commands.
``Aghh! What was that?!´´ I whimper.
``It's normal, just continue.´´
``I can't stand it…´´
``C'mon it won't last too long…´´
``Really, I can't, Hikaru! ´´
``B-but Alex! ´´
``No buts. I get too nervous with this game! I hate Slenderman! ´´ I said pulling out my headphones.
``Geez, if you saw him I bet you would even do it in your pants…My turn now! ´´ Kaoru says and turns the computer so he's facing it.
Scene 3: Poke-Host.
Hikaru, Kaoru and I were hiding on Renge's scenery with her beside us. Tamaki decided to make a day dedicated to one of my childhood series. So when we heard the signal, the scenery began to show up with us in our cosplay.
``Prepare for trouble…´´
``And make it double! ´´
``To protect the world of devastation!´´
``To unite all people within our nation!´´
``To denounce the evils of truth and love!´´
``To extend our reach to the stars above!´´
``Hikaru!´´
``Kaoru!´´
``Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!´´
``Surrender now or prepare to fight!´´
``Meowth. That's right.´´ I said with poor emotion waving my gloved hand.
``Wobbuffet!´´ Renge says jumping on my back making me fall on the ground.
The customers clapped and Tamaki, dressed in blue and white representing Lugia, went on a rant of how great we where. Haruhi was dressed as Ash and I think she had the urges to throw a pokeball at him in the head. Professor Oak/ Kyoya was smirking knowing that this would make us get more customers. Honey was making a good work as Evee with Mori/ Machop. Mizu was laughing her guts out in her Pikachu costume.
``I just hope that he doesn't want to do the next one about Digimon…´´I muttered.
End of the first part of the outtakes. Want to ask our characters? Send a review or a PM with your questions!